狐斋志异 A Foxian Tale of the Haunted

调查委托 Investigation Assignments

胆小慎入！我在金人巷里撞见鬼了！ Trigger Warning: I just saw a ghost in Aurum Alley!

浮羊肉肉 MeatyPufferGOAT:

#见鬼实录#说一下我去追白露大人出逃的真事，我追她追到空巷，嘴欠问了一句「您在这干什么呀？」然后她指着空巷子说有人。那里什么都没有，我又听到了小孩笑声，时近时远特别诡异，然后身边的白露大人突然就没了，只能听见好多个白露小姐邀请我捉迷藏…当时，我我一溜烟就跑走了。有没有懂哥解释一下啊！

Let me share a real experience of when I tried to catch up with Lady Bailu. I followed her into an empty alley and, being a bit cheeky, asked, "What are you doing here?" She pointed to the alley, saying there were people there. But there was nothing, just the sound of children laughing, sometimes near, sometimes far, very eerie. Then, Lady Bailu suddenly disappeared, even though she was standing right next to me, and I could only hear many Miss Bailus inviting me to play hide and seek. At that moment, I ran away as fast as I could. Can anyone explain this to me? #GhostSighting

代号886 No.886:

那位丹鼎司医士正要过去抓住白露大人，白露大人竟然凭空消失，让她扑了个空……

One of the healers from the Alchemy Commission had Lady Bailu cornered, but then she disappeared into thin air...

无敌剑士123 UltimateSwordmaster123:

我也遇到了，突然就消失了，魔法？

That happened to me too. She just disappeared. Magic?

圆清流 Clear~Flow~:

你们丹鼎司真的有必要每次都去抓龙女大人吗？

Do you Alchemy Commission people always have to catch the Dragon Lady?

阿生多喝水 DrinkMoreWater:

抓不到就抓不到了，别找借口了

Just own it if you can't catch her. Stop making excuses

今天照例上班迟到，发现大家都神神叨叨的 I'm late as usual for work today and everyone's acting sus

用牌玩命 TileGamer4ever:

#见鬼实录#坐标不便言明的司部。真是奇了怪了，今天上工发现大家一个个都不太对劲。面相憔悴印堂发黑，目光涣散眼睛发直，行走迟缓。我好奇问大家咋了，大家都不说话…整个太卜司鬼气森森的，吓得让我连玩牌的兴致都没了。更邪门的是本来想趁人不注意我先溜了，结果撞见太卜大人，她居然没问我的考勤？让我「照例迟到」，不便言明的司部绝对发生了什么！！

At a certain undisclosed Commission. It's really strange. When I arrived at work today, everyone seemed off. Their faces were pallid, expressions gloomy, and they had distant, unfocused gaze, moving slowly along. I curiously asked what happened, but no one said a word. The entire Divination Commission feels eerie, and it scared me to the point where I lost all interest in playing tiles. What's even stranger, is that I wanted to slip away when nobody was looking, but I ran into the master diviner. She didn't even ask about my attendance, she just told me to "be late as usual." Something is definitely going on in this certain Commission, the name of which I'm not at liberty to say!!! #GhostSighting

百川东入海 AllRiversFlowSeaward:

都太卜大人了，还不便言明的司部？

You yourself mentioned master diviner already. A certain "undisclosed" commission? LMAO.

想不出好昵称 NoGoodUsername:

太卜司不负责捉鬼么？

Isn't the Divination Commission responsible for capturing ghosts?

持明上网 VidyadharaOnline:

捉鬼那是十王司！等会儿哪来的鬼

That's the Ten-Lords Commission's jurisdiction! Wait, what ghosts?

用户贰叁叁叁叁 User_5318008:

所有人都中招了就你没事，搞不好中邪的是你，别人都正常。

If everyone's affected but you, then chances are they're probably normal and you're the one affected

惊！堂堂云骑军竟然在丹鼎司做这种事！ OMG! Cloud Knight caught doing the unthinkable at Alchemy Commission!

大隐隐于市 Hiding In Plain Sight:

#见鬼实录#家人们，给大家说个事儿，就在昨天路过丹鼎司的时候！在门口听到异响。我壮着胆子往里看，您猜怎么着？我瞅见了一个云骑就跟那走来走去，神神叨叨的就开始耍刀，就像中邪了似的挥舞武器。其他云骑军的人十几个愣是摁不住！大家有看到的吗？

Folks, I've got something to tell you. It happened just yesterday when I was passing by the Alchemy Commission. I heard a strange noise at the entrance. So, I gathered my courage and took a look inside. Can you guess what I saw? I spotted one of the Cloud Knights, and they were acting all strange, swinging their weapon around as if they were possessed or something. More than a dozen other Cloud Knights couldn't restrain them! Did anyone else see this? #GhostSighting

杏核裂手 StellalmondCracker:

搞不好真是鬼上身，你们听说了么？丹鼎司好多丹士都莫名其妙失踪了

Maybe it might actually be a possession. Have you heard? Lots of alchemists from the Alchemy Commission have mysteriously gone missing

实名上网 RealName_Online:

展开说说？

Explain?

路过的鼻行兽 Traveling.Nosewalker:

多少有点大病

Something is definitely wrong

用户贰叁叁叁叁 User_5318008:

丹鼎司嘛，之前就听说不太干净，搞不好这云骑无了。

Hm. I heard the Alchemy Commission wasn't all that clean. This Cloud Knights might've been unalived.

家人们！这次小桂子来求助了！ Hey fam, Lil' Gui needs your help now!

小桂子Guinevere LilGuiGuinevere:

#见鬼实录#家人们！常走夜路终见鬼了！捉鬼小队遭遇最大危机！！我们某位队员在几天前的捉鬼行动后便失去了踪迹！我们遍寻了住处和平时去的地方都没有找到她的下落！如果有人看到她！请务必第一时间联系小桂子！拜托了！！

Folks! Something eerie has happened during our nightly adventures! The ghost-hunting squad is facing its greatest crisis ever! One of our team members has gone missing ever since our ghost-hunting mission a few days ago! We've searched everywhere, including her usual haunts, but we can't find any trace of her! If anyone has seen her, please contact Little Gui immediately! We're counting on you! #GhostSighting

无敌大火龙 Indomitable FireDragon:

估计是之前接触这类的太多，来了个大家伙

I guess they exterminated too many things of the paranormal type, and so the big bad showed up

奶粉单推人 Guinaifen_enjoyer:

小桂子你没事吧！你可要好好的啊！

Little Gui, are you alright? You have to be alright!

银河小可爱 Cosmic Cutiepie:

有人需要平安符的么？你们捉鬼小队要不要一人来一个呀？

Does anyone need a protection amulet? How about you ghost-hunters?

用牌玩命 TileGamer4ever:

我的天，捉鬼小队的人都出事了！这次是何等厉害的邪祟！

Aeons, even the ghost-hunting squad is having issues! Just how powerful are these ghosts!

调查委托 Investigation Assignments

有没有人在长乐天遇到一个说要比棋的怪人？ Anyone met a weirdo in Exalting Sanctum who wants to play chess?

里生外熟 Extra-Introvert:

#见鬼实录#最近在长乐天冒出了一个怪人，自称叫棋鬼。摆了个摊儿邀请别人和她下棋。如果只是单纯的下棋也就罢了，她说只要下棋赢了她，她就给一大笔巡镝。但邪门的是，和她对弈输了的人都会像丧失魂魄的傀儡一样杵在旁边。会不会这是什么恶鬼和人下棋，把输了的人夺舍？谁来调查一下啊？

Recently, a strange individual has appeared at Exalting Sanctum, calling herself "Chess Ghost." She's set up a stall and invited others to play chess with her. It would have been fine if it were just a simple chess game, but here's the creepy part: She claims that if you win against her in chess, she'll reward you with a large sum of strales. However, those who lose to her end up standing straight and motionless like a stick around the chess board nearby like soulless puppets. Could this be some evil ghost playing chess with people and then possessing the losers? Can someone please look into this situation? #GhostSighting

寒冷乌鸦 FRigid_Raven:

她许诺给人的巡镝，搞不好就是就是人的灵魂铸造的钱币之类的。

The strales she promised might even be coins forged from souls.

金人巷第一美男 MostHandsome@AurumAlley:

说到底就是这些人太菜了，棋不是这么下的

It just goes to show that these guys were no more than amateurs... That's not how chess should be played

独爱小桂 LilGui's No.1 Simp:

你行你上

If you're so good, why don't you take a shot?

粮草征收人 Forage Requisitioner:

你这话问的，赢了还好说，输了就变成行尸走肉，这谁敢去试试啊？

You even hear yourself? Winning gets nothing but defeat means turning into a zombie. Why would anyone take this risk?

幽灵星槎！永不安息的亡灵！ Phantom Starskiff! Unearthly Spirits That Never Rest!

檀檀谈谈谈 Tantan_Talktalk:

#见鬼实录#坐标迴星港！坐标迴星港！来自过去的幽灵船突然出现！楼主我是在天舶司工作的，奇形怪状的星槎见过不少了，但是幽灵星槎真是第一次见，我之前就听说过，幽灵星槎会把活人从现世带走。我是和接渡使同事一起看到的，千真万确，幽灵星槎突然就闪现在那了！

At Stargazer Navalia! At Stargazer Navalia! A ghostly ship from the past has suddenly appeared! I work at the Sky-Faring Commission, and I've seen my fair share of peculiar starskiffs, but this ghostly one is truly a first for me. I've heard stories before that phantom starskiffs can take the living away from the mortal realm. Having witnessed it with an Amicassador colleague, it's absolutely true! The phantom starskiff just manifested right there! #GhostSighting

裳裳唯一账号 ShangshangOfficial:

闪现，星槎海！

Manifest! Starskiff Haven!

无敌剑士123 UltimateSwordmaster123:

闪现，神策府！

Manifest! Seat of Divine Foresight!

寒冷乌鸦 FRigid_Raven:

闪现，幽囚狱！

Manifest! Shackling Prison!

实名上网 RealName_Online:

闪现，丹鼎司！

Manifest! Alchemy Commission!

持明上网 VidyadharaOnline:

闪现，鳞渊境！

Manifest! Scalegorge Waterscape!

我邻居早逝的妻子似乎回家了 My neighbor's dead wife seems to have come back

不爱睡觉 Insomnophile:

#见鬼实录#我家邻居是一位狐人鳏夫，叫文远。平日里我们街坊之间都互相接济一下。但最近几天文远白天不怎么出门。晚上见到他的时我问他最近干嘛，他说他老婆回来了，打算带她去金人巷逛逛？？可是他老婆若昔不是早就在三十年前殉职了么？而且我看他这几天气色不太对劲，不会是被鬼上身了吧？

My neighbor is a widowed foxian man named Wenyuan. Usually, we help each other out in our neighborhood. However, in recent days, Wenyuan hasn't been seen outside during the daytime. When I asked him what he's been up to lately, he said his wife has returned, and he plans to take her to Aurum Alley for a stroll??? But wasn't his wife, Ruoxi, deceased thirty years ago? Moreover, he doesn't seem quite himself these past few days. Could it be that he's been possessed by a spirit? #GhostSighting

用户贰叁叁叁叁 User_5318008:

大惊小怪，兴许人家当时战事没死，辗转回来了呗

Stop being melodramatic. Maybe she didn't die in the war and simply managed to come back

宇宙大矫情 CosmicDramaChaser_Sr.:

你半夜不睡觉老瞅别人家里干嘛

What're you doing by staring at others in the dead of night

寒冷乌鸦 FRigid_Raven:

又是人鬼情未了的故事？

Is it another one of those ghostly capers?

裳裳唯一账号 ShangshangOfficial:

总感觉类似的故事在哪看过，好像是个银行职员

I feel like I've read something similar before... It was the bank teller or something

天上总是传来恸哭声 The sky keeps crying

无奈的小鸟飞 eX@Tweety:

#见鬼实录#我家附近总是传来奇怪的声音，好像是哭声，老渗人了。这声音一天到晚都不消停，搞得我是饭也吃不香，觉也睡不好。昨天我实在受不住，就仔细听了听，发现声音居然是从天上传来的。各位家人们有什么头绪吗？

I keep hearing strange sounds around my home. It sounds like crying and is super creepy. It never stops throughout the whole day, and I can't even eat or sleep in peace. Yesterday, I decided I had enough and listened really carefully, and I discovered it's actually coming from the sky. Does anyone have any idea of what's going on? #GhostSighting

想不出好昵称 NoGoodUsername:

还真别说，我家附近也有，不过声音稍微小些。至少睡觉是没问题的

You don't say, there's a haunting near my house too, but at least it's not too noisy... I have no trouble sleeping.

仙舟第一有钱花 Xianzhou RichGuy:

你们这房子风水不行，都别住了，50镝卖我

Don't stay in this house, the place is cursed. Sell it to me at 50 strales.

大隐隐于市 Hiding In Plain Sight:

上面那个，算盘珠子都崩我脸上了

The person above me is a con artist

尾巴小跟班 MrTail's Sidekick:

会不会是隔壁家孩子在哭？

Could it be the child next door crying?

闹鬼凶宅怪事不断 Weird stuff keeps happening in haunted house

购房意向请私信 DM_me_4Housing:

#见鬼实录#位置在丹鼎司附近，之前这里有药王秘传我没回来，结果等我回去待了一会，窗外有人影在飘，没人的家里一直有笑声，我有些还喘不上气…过去中介把房子卖给我的时候，说这房子历任房东都是来仙舟求药的，最后都无果而终，久而久之，都把怨念留在这里了。我原本侥幸自己是长生种不求药，结果这下见鬼了。

There is this place near the Alchemy Commission... I went away for a while because there were Disciples of Sanctus Medicus, but when I got back, strange things began happening. Humanoid shapes would float outside my window, I'd hear laughter in an otherwise empty house, sometimes I even feel like I can't breathe... When the real estate agent sold me the place, they mentioned that the previous owners are all outworlders here to seek immortality but died without success. Over time, their resentments got left there. I used to count my lucky stars about being a long-life species and not needing to search for immortality, and now I've gotten haunted. #GhostSighting

宝饵堂灵丹妙药 NutriTreasures Miracle Cure:

我好像听说过，丹鼎司那边，好几个短生种出事了，就算后来搬出去了也不行

I think I've heard about some short-life species folks running into trouble at the Alchemy Commission... Even moving out didn't do anything

持明上网 VidyadharaOnline:

丹鼎司？不会吧

The Alchemy Commission? Surely not

下雪大衣 SnowyCoat:

有点吓人

This is pretty scary

银河小可爱 Cosmic Cutiepie:

你就别卖房了，别害了其他人

You shouldn't sell the house, then. Don't harm others

总是在半夜收到匿名来电…… I keep getting anonymous calls in the dead of night...

阿月要多学习 A-Yue_StraightAs:

#见鬼实录#最近每到半夜我就会被一道未知通话请求吵醒。有次在朋友家玩，仗着人多我就接通了，还开了外放，结果那种声音贼恐怖，像有人嘤嘤嘤地哭，然后又会突然大叫起来。最可怕的是，对方曾多次低声说要与我见面。一开始，我以为是朋友们在恶作剧。可是持续了这么久，天天都有…我去检查玉兆，又提示说对方信息不可见……难道说这玩意是鬼打给我的？

Lately, I've been constantly woken up in the middle of the night by an unknown caller. One time, I was feeling brave at a friend's home with many people around, so I decided to answer the call and put it on speaker. The sound on the other end was so spooky, it's like someone was sobbing softly and then suddenly screaming. What's even more terrifying is that the caller repeatedly whispered that they wanted to meet me in person. Initially, I thought it might be a prank by my friends. However, it has continued for so long... I even checked my jade abacus, and it indicated that the caller's information is not visible. Could it be that this thing is a ghost trying to contact me? #GhostSighting

用户已注销 Account_Deleted:

别担心，只是恶鬼索命罢了

Don't worry, it's just some evil spirit taking lives

我想摸谛听尾巴 DitingTail$Luver:

别担心，你还有三天寿命，好好想想明天吃什么吧。

Don't worry, you still have three days to live. Better think hard about what you want to eat tomorrow.

持明上网 VidyadharaOnline:

？有录音吗，有点好奇鬼叫到底是啥声音

??? Is there a recording? I'm curious what a ghost sounds like

阿月要多学习 A-Yue_StraightAs:

等等，补了个录音链接，不是很全，只录了一小段【链接】

Hang on, I added a recording link. It's not complete. I only recorded a section [Link]

星槎没有海 StarskiffHaven't:

我去，别发这个，我还没成年呢，今晚睡不着了……

Don't share this in public! I'm a minor! I'd be having nightmares tonight...

照片闹鬼！总是拍到不应该有的东西 Haunted photos! I keep getting stuff in my pics that shouldn't be there

赵相机 Say~Cheese~:

#见鬼实录#我是到仙舟来玩的游客，每天就逛吃逛吃，拍拍漂亮照片什么的。昨天夜里，我躺在床上翻看相册，发现好些照片都多出了一个奇怪的影子，黑漆漆的；有时是在人身后，有时是附在什么东西上。回来后我又新拍了几张照片，那影子还是没消失！难道列车闹鬼了？总感觉背后凉飕飕的……

I'm a tourist here on the Xianzhou, and I've been enjoying my days exploring, eating, and taking beautiful photos. Yesterday at night, while lying in bed and flipping through my photo album, I noticed several of the pictures had a strange, jet-black shadow in them. Sometimes it was behind people, and other times it seemed to be attached to something. So I took a few new photos, but that thing still hasn't disappeared! Is the Express haunted? I keep feeling a chill down my spine... #GhostSighting

公司滚出仙舟 Boycott_IPC_NOW!:

一定是公司干的。那帮人一直想破坏仙舟旅游业，居心叵测！

It must be the IPC. Those punks have always had sinister designs to ruin the Xianzhou tourism industry!

非诚勿扰 haters dni:

技术菜别赖鬼怪，我教你

Sounds like a skill issue to me, I can teach you tho

杏核裂手 StellalmondCracker:

就是闹鬼了

It's a haunting alright!

第十仙舟旅行社 XianzhouTravelAgency#10:

上庙里拜一拜就好了，优惠购票请点击【链接】

All your troubles will go away if you pay some basic respects at a temple. For discount coupons, please hit this [Link]

同事好像换了个人一样… Colleague suddenly feels like a totally different person...

无情的卜算机器 ruthless_DivinationMachine:

#见鬼实录#坐标：某个不便言明的司部。敝司公务向来忙得一刻也停不下来。但不知为何，最近司部里最无所事事的同僚突然像换了一个人般每天早到晚归…还鼓动身边的人跟她一起干一番大事业。我知道这事儿不是没有可能…但自己刚经历过一些不可名状的怪事，对这类变故非常警惕。还请看到的人快快联系我。

At A certain undisclosed Commission. Our division has always been swamped with work, and we never have a moment's rest. But for some reason, one of our colleagues who was usually the most unproductive slacker suddenly transformed into a different person, coming in early and leaving late every day. She's even been persuading people around her to join her to start some grand business venture. I know this might not be impossible, but I've recently experienced some indescribable strange occurrences, so I'm highly cautious about these kinds of changes. Please, anyone who has seen this, contact me quickly. #GhostSighting

尾巴小跟班 MrTail's Sidekick:

不便言明的司部…呃，该不会还是太卜司吧？

An undisclosed commission, huh? Sounds like the Divination Commission again

可爱到飞起了 SoCuteItFlies:

好有勇气啊，创业即失业嘻嘻

We got a brave one here, guys. Tryna start a business venture in this economy? Lol

路过的鼻行兽 Traveling.Nosewalker:

这算屁的灵异事件啊，管理员也不管管，什么帖子都能发到这儿来

What does this have to do with ghost-sightings? Mods? You guys gonna do something? Are we just letting any random low effort posts be shared here?

半夜照镜子 MidnightMirror:

我有时候也觉得自己有多重人格！

Sometimes I also think I may house multiple personas inside me!

test_事件求助

#鬼话连篇# #GhostTales

地衡司特殊现象调查处，前来报道 Realm-Keeping Commission's Occult Occurrence Investigation Division, reporting in!

丹鼎司浪子 AlchemyR0amer:

#鬼话连篇#本人现在正在创作一个以地衡司职员为视角的怪谈调查幻戏，主角是被调任的地衡司执事，收集怪谈事件信息，用科学和灵异的双重角度去解释怪谈！希望大家多提提建议

I am currently creating an immersia dealing with investigating ghost stories, from the POV of a Realm-Keeping Commission staff. The protagonist is an officer who got shifted to a different office, and they collect ghost stories and explains them using both science and supernatural beliefs! Feedback are welcome! #GhostTales

矿渣黑黑 minerBitBro:

这不是抄袭吗？

Isn't that plagiarism...

装甲扑满二型 ArmoredTrotter_No.2:

懂不懂什么是致敬啊

Have you ever heard of "paying homage"?

23克臭屁 23gramOfarts:

仙舟上的妖怪基本是外星生物，挺没劲的

Most monsters on Xianzhou are nothing more than alien creatures, what a bore

文化拳王 Cultured_Boxxxr:

前段时间塔拉萨说挖出了外星人骸骨，可以写进幻戏里去

Heard some alien remains were digged up in Thalassa a while back... that can be written into an immersia plot.

墨墨 InkyM0M0:

？？？你没见过外星人吗？这有什么稀奇？

??? Have you not seen an alien before? Why all the fuss?

灭门惨案，胆小者请勿点开 Trigger Warning! Mass murder case. Read at your own risk

犀牛讲怪谈 RhinoTellsGhostStories:

#鬼话连篇##胆小勿入#新人地衡司执事与罗浮杂俎记者机缘巧合下相遇，携手调查登云群阁灭门惨案。执事因其特殊体质，能够与古往今来的冤魂对谈，一次次被拖进楼层的缝中艰难求生……

Newbie Realm-Keeping Commission officer meets a Ghostly Grove journalist by chance, and the work together to investigate the family homicide tragedy in the Skyward Pavilions neighborhood. Due to their special constitution, the officer is able to converse with the vengeful ghosts of the past, and has to fight for their survival when they are pulled into the gap between the floor levels over and over... #GhostTales #TriggerWarning

自动回复好期待机器人 AutoReply_Bot:

好期待，是新的幻戏吗？

I can't wait, is this a new immersia?

开门，我是鼠鼠 It's-a-Me, Mousey:

这是真人真事

This is based on a true story

爱生活爱读书 LiveLaughLove:

我知道，我也是这样的体质，分不清真实和虚幻的界限

I know, I'm also like that... unable to differentiate between what's real and what's not

下雪大衣 SnowyCoat:

最后怎么样了？

What happened in the end?

绥园这么整是要抽干罗浮仙舟的气运啊！ Fyxestroll Garden is gonna drain the Xianzhou Luofu's future fortune!

洞天风水讲座 Delve Geomancy Seminar:

#祖宗智慧##鬼话连篇#我昨晚在闲云天看风景，突然发现很久不去的绥园挪了位置，上面还竖起了几根桩子。我自学了一点老祖宗的堪舆风水之术，发现这其中大有文章！先说这绥园偏移的方位正在罗浮船艏的方向，以狐人园林镇之，啧啧，你品，你细品。再说打下这几根桩子（叠个甲先，看不太真这几个柱子的方位），有个名目叫「凿龙眼」，是借运冲煞、绝户刨根的禁术！我算是明白了，总有些人见不得罗浮繁荣，要让咱们仙舟人过不好日子！

I was just passing the time in Drifters Sanctum last night, and I suddenly noticed Fyxestroll Garden has somehow shifted positions. It's been a while since I was there, but now there are pillars that come out of the garden. I know a few things about our ancestors' geomancy craft and realized there is serious business going on here! Firstly, Fyxestroll Garden has shifted in the direction of the Luofu's bow. Clearly, someone is trying to use a foxian garden to suppress our ship's positioning. Tsk tsk, let that sink in! Seriously, just think about the implications! Secondly, with these pillars (whose orientations I admittedly didn't manage to pinpoint), there's a thing called "Chisel the Dragon's Eyes," a forbidden craft that harms one's fortune and kills off one's heirs! I get it now. Someone just can't bear to see Luofu being prosperous, so they want us Xianzhou folks to suffer! #OldWisdom #GhostTales

相信光变成光 Trust_In_Light_Become_Light:

都什么年代了还堪舆风水，仙舟飞在宇宙里，外面哪有什么风和水

Geomancy? In this day and age? Xianzhou already sails the stars, what superstitious mumbo-jumbo could there be?

毁人不倦 Peoplebreaker:

纠正楼上，宇宙里还是有固态水和恒星风的，但不妨碍这家伙说的都是胡话

Well, ackshually... the cosmos still has solid water and stellar winds, per geomantic principles. But this hasn't stopped this guy from spouting rubbish.

洞天风水讲座 Delve Geomancy Seminar:

小年轻休得放肆，当年本门祖师凭一手风水绝活化解玉阙刀兵之灾的时候你们还没生出来呢！

You'd better watch your mouth, you brat! You weren't even born when I prevented the Yuque disaster with nothing but my epic geomancy!

洞天风水讲座 Delve Geomancy Seminar:

老祖宗的东西，肯定有点智慧在里头的，不能因为时代进步了我们就全盘否定。很多老祖宗的东西只是换了个名字，以前叫风水，现在叫能量场。我说有人要败坏仙舟的能量场你懂吗？

There lies wisdom in our ancestors' teachings. We mustn't disregard it just because times have progressed. Many ancient concepts have merely changed names: What was called geomancy is now called energy fields. Would it be easier for you to understand if I said people wanted to destroy Xianzhou's energy fields?

杏核裂手 StellalmondCracker:

太抽象了哥们你，这样吧我给你五十巡镝，你先去看看脑袋好不啦

Dude, you sound ridiculous. How about this: I'll give you 50 strales so you can go see a brain doctor.

命中注定的星辰 Fate/Stars:

我用神谕牌算了算，破碎的镜子，弓矢8，还有倾覆的天船。意思就是长久以来未能解决的问题一个接一个，即将到了爆发算总账的阶段。看来有些人是真的急了啊。

I did a reading with my oracle cards: Shattered mirror, bow and arrow with the number 8, and capsized skyship. That means problems that haven't been resolved for a long time are piling up, which will culminate in a phase that explodes at critical mass. It appears that some people are panicking for real.

唉唉唉唉 AwwwwwwAwwsjiht:

其实我用自制的玉兆算法跟各位算出来的大差不差，有些人是真的坏

The calculations I made with my custom jade abacus pretty much match up with everyone else's — some people really are nasty.

大隐隐于市 Hiding In Plain Sight:

我听持明的朋友爆料，前任龙尊转世突然回到仙舟罗浮断海，就是为了截断仙舟龙脉，盗取龙气，谋反仙舟！@小桂子Guinevere

I got wind of some juicy gossip from a Vidyadhara friend that the last high elder reincarnated and returned to the Xianzhou Luofu to part the oceans and sever the ship's Ichor Lines in a bid to steal the Ichorous Essence and rebel against the Xianzhou!@LilGuiGuinevere

我没多想 NoThinking:

鳞渊境龙脉的事，我听摘星社导游讲过的，在罗浮杂俎上也看得到，真别怪我多想

That affair at the Scalegorge Waterscape... I heard the guide from the Star-Picking Tours mentioned it before. And now it's getting corroborated here on Ghostly Grove. Can't blame me for connecting the dots.

重生之我是龙王 Dragon_incarnate:

你信这个还是信我是龙尊

If you are gullible enough to believe this, then surely you won't bat an eye when I say I'm the high elder of the Vidyadhara

银河里有龙脉

• 银河里有龙脉 There are Ichor Lines in the cosmos

小桂子Guinevere LilGuiGuinevere:

小行星群里矿脉、能量分布相同，这就是银河里的龙脉

The mine veins in asteroid clusters, the similar signs in energy dissemination... Those are the Ichor Lines of the cosmos

帖主心系仙舟

• 帖主心系仙舟 OP's heart is with Xianzhou

小桂子Guinevere LilGuiGuinevere:

且不说仙舟有没有龙脉，但是帖主确实心系仙舟，感人

And whether or not Xianzhou has Ichor Lines is besides the point, but OP definitely has Xianzhou's interests at heart, how patriotic.

这比我还能编

• 这比我还能编 You're amazing at coming up with these wild stories

小桂子Guinevere LilGuiGuinevere:

这比我还能编，听说现在绥园里有束形却邪阵——请问这能镇压龙脉吗？

You're a much better storyteller than I am. I hear Fyxestroll Garden now has an Evil Binding Matrix — might I ask if that can suppress the Ichor Lines?

绥园有人偷偷建了信号发射塔 Someone secretly built signal towers in Fyxestroll Garden

大道至简 This_Is_The_Way:

#警惕辐射##鬼话连篇#我看到有人发帖提到绥园，我必须提醒大家，工造司最近在里面建了信号发射塔。高强度的信号发射塔产生的辐射会导致仙舟人更快堕入魔阴身，是的，都不需要建木重生了。光是靠近那些发射塔，头就会开始疼。我听朋友说这是某种才刚刚投入生产的思想操控装置…要不了多久大家都会变成上面说什么就信什么的白痴了。

I saw someone mentioned Fyxestroll Garden, so I have to warn everyone that Artisanship Commission recently built signal transmission towers in there. The radiation generated by these high-intensity signal transmission towers can cause Xianzhou natives to fall into mara much faster. Yep, we don't even need the Ambrosial Arbor to come back. My head starts to hurt just from getting closer to those towers. My friends say they are a form of mind-control device that just entered production... soon, we are all gonna become idiots who will believe anything the commissions want us to believe #RadiationAlert #GhostTales

相信光变成光 Trust_In_Light_Become_Light:

你现在就已经是别人说什么就信什么的白痴了。还有，把「大家」去掉，只有你好吗！

You're already an idiot who would literally believe anything anyone says. And stop assuming everyone else is as dumb as you!

公司滚出仙舟 Boycott_IPC_NOW!:

是公司的阴谋！！我听说公司给每个员工配备了新手机，这东西能通过联觉信标操控人的思想！

This is an IPC conspiracy!! I hear everyone in that company has been given new phones. They can control people's thoughts using synesthesia beacons!

宝饵堂灵丹妙药 NutriTreasures Miracle Cure:

一天一粒抗辐射常保健康，购买保健品请认准千年老字号宝饵堂【链接】

One pill a day keeps the radiation away! For perfect health, make sure it's NutriTreasures, a brand trusted for eons [Link]

无敌大火龙 Indomitable FireDragon:

这是别人要代替我的脑子上班了？！这么好的事怎么不早说！

My mind's going to be remotely piloted by others when I work!? Why didn't you tell me about this awesome deal sooner!

考不进工造司不改名 NoArtisanNoLife:

有毛病吧？工造司真有这个技术还能让你在这儿发这不着四六的帖？

Are you dumb? Think you'd still be allowed to post insane takes here if the Artisanship Commission has such tech already?

桂乃芬的视频有任何原创性吗？ Do Guinaifen's vids have any originality?

宇宙大矫情 CosmicDramaChaser_Sr.:

#鬼话连篇##不吐不快#你们都把她当成手心里的宝捧着，但我偏要说说大实话。她拍的视频，她发的贴子有任何原创性可言吗？不止在「罗浮杂俎」，她也在其他网络平台上出没的，但她发布的内容不是蹭热度，就是玩梗…还是玩过气的梗，要不就是抄袭别人的创意。不会就我一个人觉得她无聊吧，不会吧不会吧？而且她不是标榜自己是个创作者吗？只会玩梗小桂子你对得起自己创作者的名头吗？你有这么多资源，为什么不更关心一下社会问题呢？整天只会拍些搞笑娱乐的东西！世道就是被你这种人败坏的！

I have to get this one off my chest. Y'all are simping for her as if the whole world revolved around her, but I feel compelled to speak the truth. Is there ANY originality to the vids and posts she makes? She's terminally online, and her accounts are literally everywhere, churning out her vapid content not just here on Ghostly Grove but on other platforms as well. Is she that desperate for money? And everything she posts is either overused, outdated, cringey memes or just clout-chasing clickbaity stuff that appeals to the lowest common denominator. If not that, then she would just straight up STEAL other people's ideas. And she calls herself a "content creator," LMAO. I can't be the only one who finds her boring, right? Right? She has such a large following, yet she never uses it to address any of the pressing social issues. Why is that!? All she does every day is make mind-numbingly "fUnNY" hogwash! People like her are the reason why society is going down the drain! #GhostTales #BreakingMySilence

奶粉单推人 Guinaifen_enjoyer:

【该评论违反社区规定被管理员删除】

[This comment has been deleted by moderator for violating community guidelines]

宇宙大矫情 CosmicDramaChaser_Sr.:

急了急了，桂乃芬花大价钱公关找来的水军急了。

Lol, the shills on Guinaifen's payroll are getting all riled up. She really paid big bucks for you bots to do PR damage control.

宇宙小矫情 CosmicDramaChaser_Jr.:

她给了你多少钱啊，拉上我，大家有钱一块赚呗？

How much is she paying you? Bring me along, let's make money together!

大悠姐 Ms. Yo-Yo:

人家就一街头艺人，讨口饭吃你扯什么社会现实啊？你这么有本事怎么不见你来改变一下现状啊？

You ******* *******!!! She's a hard-working street performer trying to make an honest living, and you're here going on about actual social issues? I don't see you trying to change the world.

宇宙大矫情 CosmicDramaChaser_Sr.:

卖艺的就不用关注社会现实了？「仙舟兴衰，匹夫有责」这句话听过没？我们每个人都是这个文明的一份子，它所发生的一切都和我们息息相关，知道不

What!? So street performers shouldn't be concerned with worldly affairs? Ever heard the saying, "Xianzhou's concerns are everyone's concerns?" We're all part of this civilization, and everything that happens to it concerns us all, got it?

大悠姐 Ms. Yo-Yo:

咱就是说…有没有可能，小桂子是其他世界来的客人…人家并不是仙舟人

I'm just saying... Could it be that Little Gui is actually an outworlder from another world? ...That precious little girl is not even a Xianzhou native.

宇宙大矫情 CosmicDramaChaser_Sr.:

好家伙，我算是看明白了，她桂乃芬根本就不是仙舟人…敢情是背后有天外势力撑腰啊。我以后是不是得叫她桂大人…

Hah, now I get it! So this GhoulNoFan must be a foreign agent! I bet behind the scenes there's some greater power at play here. Do I have to address her as Lady Guinaifen in the future...

大悠姐 Ms. Yo-Yo:

真是对不住小桂子，给她越抹越黑了

I feel so sorry that Little Gui is being piled on by haters... She doesn't deserve this. She's being dragged through the mud

杯中仙 ImmortalInACup:

我也觉得，她做的视频都很夸张，很哗众取宠

I too feel that her videos are a little over the top. She's just playing to the crowd.

持明上网 VidyadharaOnline:

真的吗？我觉得桂小姐的直播都很有趣，街头表演也很棒啊，她还请我喝仙人快乐茶…是个好人@小桂子Guinevere

Really? I feel that Miss Gui's livestream is very entertaining, her street performance is also excellent. She also treated me to Immortal's Delight... She's a good person.@LilGuiGuinevere

奶粉奶粉喝奶粉 Guinaifen_Gatekeeper:

我们桂宝天下无敌好

Our Lil Gui is the best! She is the best friend anyone can have!

灵能百分之两百 SpiritEnergy200:

小桂子被发好人卡了，救命

Little Gui is now getting friendzoned as well? LOL

诚恳地接受建议

• 诚恳地接受建议 I sincerely accept any feedback

小桂子Guinevere LilGuiGuinevere:

粉丝们建议都很重要，小桂子我诚恳接受，以后再改进

The feedback from my fans is very important, and I will sincerely take this into account and improve in the future.

你是谁啊我不听

• 你是谁啊我不听 Who are you? I'm not listening to you.

小桂子Guinevere LilGuiGuinevere:

你是谁啊，你说话很重要吗，我不听我不听，你少管我

Who do you think you are? Do your words even hold any weight? I'm not listening lalala, stop bothering me.

各取所需就好了

• 各取所需就好了 To each their own.

小桂子Guinevere LilGuiGuinevere:

有关注社会问题的博主，也有专注搞笑的，各取所需嘛

There are streamers who care about societal problems and others who do comedy, to each their own!

听说神策府准备放开购房政策 I heard the Seat of Divine Foresight is about to loosen up on housing policies

金人巷第一美男 MostHandsome@AurumAlley:

#鬼话连篇##闲来吹水#以后咱们就能在长泽湾买小别墅了！生活可不只是眼前的苟且啊！

We're gonna be able to buy a small mansion in Longmoiste Bay in the near future! Life ain't just about the struggles we have! #GhostTales #JustChattin

用牌玩命 TileGamer4ever:

土豪转我50巡镝看看实力。

Anyone got 50 strales for me? Show me the money!

飞霄罗浮分霄 FlyingAtMidnight:

你少咱们咱们的，我是嫌自己只还一份房贷的日子太舒服了吗？

We? Who's we? Do you think trying to pay off one mortgage is not enough torment for me?

实名上网 RealName_Online:

你是信这个还是信我是古国皇帝？

Is this more believable than me being the Emperor of Primeval Imperium?

金人巷第一美男 MostHandsome@AurumAlley:

你还真别说，我这消息这还真有一定可信度，我老同学的四叔的干妈的前夫就是在神策府上班的。

Believe you me, my information is pretty authoritative. Not to brag, my classmate's fourth uncle's godmother's ex-husband worked at none other than the Seat of Divine Foresight.

实名上网 RealName_Online:

你好，我是古国皇帝，打钱。

Hi, I'm the Emperor of Primeval Imperium, gimme money.

百川东入海 AllRiversFlowSeaward:

以后这种和灵异无关的话题能不能出门左拐发到宣夜前线？

If you wanna talk about stuff that has nothing to do with the paranormal, how about you hike it and take your story to the Starwatcher?

赵相机 Say~Cheese~:

也不算无关吧，古国皇帝都出来发帖了。

It's not an off-topic post any more, since the Emperor of Primeval Imperium himself has commented just now

之前接到一个很奇怪的工作 I got a very strange job the other day

游到海水变蓝 Swim_Till_Water_Turns_Blue:

#鬼话连篇##闲来吹水#楼主是塔拉萨留学生，家里不是很富裕，一直在勤工俭学。最近接到一个日结的零工，金主让楼主帮他贴几个交友广告，说是有缘人看见小广告就会扫码，你们仙舟人都是这样的吗？

I'm an transfer student from Thalassa. My family isn't very rich and I've been working on the side. Recently I got a casual gig that pays by the day. My boss wants me to help him put up some adverts looking for friends, saying that those who are destined for him would scan the QR code if they see the ads. Is this how things work with you Xianzhou people? #GhostTales #JustChattin

用牌玩命 TileGamer4ever:

你扫了吗？

Have you scanned it?

游到海水变蓝 Swim_Till_Water_Turns_Blue:

金主说别扫

The owner said not to scan it.

无敌大火龙 Indomitable FireDragon:

太可疑了吧？

That's too suspicious!

桂不可言 Guinerdfan:

什么码呀？我怎么没看到

What code? Why dont't I see it?

裳裳唯一账号 ShangshangOfficial:

好像地衡司在清理这种小广告

The Realm-Keeping Commission is dealing with the ad spam.

游到海水变蓝 Swim_Till_Water_Turns_Blue:

地衡司？我应该没犯事儿吧？

The Realm-Keeping Commission? Am I in trouble?

狐眠冢那边有很多恐怖传说 There are tons of spooky stories over by Foxsomn Tomb

灵能百分之两百 SpiritEnergy200:

#鬼话连篇##闲来吹水#你们知道狐眠冢吗？在绥园那边，那个地方一直有些怪异的传说…听说如果你在狐眠冢墓碑前停留过久，会撞见墓主人的亡灵。

Do you know the Foxsomn Tomb? It's over near Fyxestroll Garden. There are always weird myths over there... I heard that if you stay for too long in front of the tombstones in Foxsomn Tomb, you're gonna run into the tomb owner's ghost #GhostTales #JustChattin

飞棋妙手 Chess Master Fay:

遇到墓主人的亡灵可还行…咱大仙舟的都市传说终于也走向流俗了。

Meeting the spirit of the grave's occupant is so cliche... Our great Xianzhou's paranormal myths have finally jumped the shark.

沧海鸽壮志 DreamBigly:

我是墓主人，贴主说的都是真的。

I am the grave's occupant, what the OP said is true.

飞棋妙手 Chess Master Fay:

你是墓主人，那你的贡品我带走了

If you're the grave's occupant, then I'll go there and take away your offerings.

沧海鸽壮志 DreamBigly:

你带走贡品，我带走你

If you take my offerings, then I'll take YOU away.

大悠姐 Ms. Yo-Yo:

感谢楼上这位网友，我终于想起这是个灵异网站了。

Thanks to the above commenter, I finally remembered that this is supposed to be a website about supernatural stuff

看来没机会验证我对绥园自鸣琴的假说了 Looks like I won't get to prove my theory about Fyxestroll Garden's self-playing guqin

飞棋妙手 Chess Master Fay:

#鬼话连篇##闲来吹水#之前不是有人说，在绥园有一个有时会突然自己演奏起来的古琴吗？我在论坛里也和人吵过，说这个肯定是早年间留下的机巧造景，后来年久失修，才变得鬼气森森。我本想最近找时间去验证一下这个假说，结果绥园封锁了。遗憾。

Didn't someone say before that there's a guqin in Fyxestroll Garden that would suddenly play music on its own? I argued with someone in a forum already that this guqin is probably an ingenium device built in the past, and then got creepy because it hasn't been maintained well. I was planning to find some time to confirm this hypothesis, but now Fyxestroll Garden is sealed off. What a pity. #GhostTales #JustChattin

长乐天的长颈鹿 ExaltingSanctumGiraffe:

不太可能是机巧造物。当年承包园林建设的就是我们单位，看到你这个帖子，我特意去查了一下数据库，并没有安装机巧自鸣琴的记录。

Doesn't sound like an ingenium. My company was in charge of the garden's construction works that year. After reading your post, I even went back and checked the database, and there were no records of any ingenium autochimes installed.

飞棋妙手 Chess Master Fay:

那有没有可能是私人安装的？

Could it be private property planted by someone else?

长乐天的长颈鹿 ExaltingSanctumGiraffe:

我也想到，可能是私人捐献，或者是哪位艺术家留在这里的…

Possible. Might've been a private donor, or some artist who left it there...

飞棋妙手 Chess Master Fay:

有的艺术家有自己的艺术追求……

Some artists have their own artistic pursuits...

用牌玩命 TileGamer4ever:

再嘴硬就不礼貌了

It won't be a pretty sight if you keep this argument up.

谁听到绥园那边有唱戏声了吗 Anyone else heard singing voices coming from Fyxestroll Garden?

杯中仙 ImmortalInACup:

#鬼话连篇#帖主自曝工作跟十王司有点关系。最近听当差的人说，绥园里香风阁上传来唱戏的声音…不知道真的假的，有点瘆人。

I'm just gonna put it out there that my job has something to do with the Ten-Lords Commission. I heard the folks on patrol say recently that there has been sounds of opera singing coming out of the Pavilion of Fragrance in Fyxestroll Garden... Whether this is real remains to be seen, but it sounds super creepy #GhostTales

大隐隐于市 Hiding In Plain Sight:

我听说，十王司有特殊的镇魔曲，能用特殊波长的声音来阻止妖邪之物行动

I've heard that the Ten-Lords Commission has some special suppression melody that can hinder the movement of demonic entities via a particular wavelength.

杯中仙 ImmortalInACup:

再怎么说，用唱戏来镇压妖邪也太离奇了……

Whatever you say, using a song to suppress monsters is just bizarre...

下雪大衣 SnowyCoat:

原来十王司是这样的组织

Oh I see, so that's what the Ten-Lords Commission does all day... just singing?

沧海鸽壮志 DreamBigly:

我听到了，是朱明花鼓戏

I too heard it. It's singing the Zhuming flower-drum opera

大隐隐于市 Hiding In Plain Sight:

您又懂花鼓戏了

What do you even know about flower-drum operas?

杯中仙 ImmortalInACup:

难道重点不是「谁在唱戏」？

Shouldn't the singer be the focus here?

实名上网 RealName_Online:

有意思，想起了之前的绥园

Interesting, reminds me of the old Fyxestroll Garden

今天真是吓死我了 I almost got scared to death today

宁缺毋滥 QualityOverQuantity:

#鬼话连篇#今天走在路上，忽然听见角落里有个稚嫩的声音说：「好想前往朋友身边啊……」我还以为是小朋友走丢了，赶紧过去看，结果说话的竟然是一团鬼火！那团鬼火还问我：「能附在你身上去朋友身边吗？」吓得我拔腿就跑！真的吓死我了！

I was just walking on the road today and I suddenly heard a baby voice saying: "I wanna go see my friends..." I thought it was a lost kid so I hurried over to have a look, but it turned out to be a ball of ghostly fire that's talking! The fire even asked "can I possess you so I can find my friends?" I'd never ran so fast in my life! I was petrified!!! #GhostTales

尾巴小跟班 MrTail's Sidekick:

请问方便说一下它在哪里吗？

Is it ok to tell me its location?

宁缺毋滥 QualityOverQuantity:

我在路边遇到的，据说绥园里到处都是

I saw it by the road. Apparently Fyxestroll Garden is rampant with them

尾巴小跟班 MrTail's Sidekick:

感谢您

Thank you

宁缺毋滥 QualityOverQuantity:

所以那到底是个什么鬼东西啊！

So what exactly was that thing!?

寒冷乌鸦 FRigid_Raven:

别纠结了 大家都有交朋友的权利

It doesn't matter, everyone has the right to make friends.

宁缺毋滥 QualityOverQuantity:

我以为真的有人找我做朋友呢白高兴了一场

I thought someone was serious about being my friend, what a letdown

突然收到了灵异信息 I got a GHOST message

啾啾才没有谢顶呢 I AM NOT BALDING:

#鬼话连篇#突然有一天就是感觉大脑断片了！断片想的是「不想工作了，想回家」，断片后，我发现自己已经在家里了。而且手机上收到了一个信息「为你的驾驶评分」，这到底是怎么回事？

One day, I suddenly couldn't remember anything of what happened on that day. The last thing I remember before I blipped was me thinking, "I don't want to work. I wanna go home." When I snapped out of it, I found myself already home, with a message on my phone saying, "Rank your ride." What exactly is going on there? #GhostTales

尾巴小跟班 MrTail's Sidekick:

我已经有头绪了，是岁阳？

I've got some idea: Is it heliobi?

裳裳唯一账号 ShangshangOfficial:

有可能

Maybe.

啾啾才没有谢顶呢 I AM NOT BALDING:

岁阳？能不能讲我听得懂的？

What is a heliobi? Can you speak in a language I understand?

热心网友马大姐 MyNameIsMartha!:

就这还要驾驶评分？你快看看，钱是不是没了？

They want a good rating for the ride!? Better take a look and check if your cash is still there.

虬髯客 CurlyBeardy:

这种好人好事给点钱怎么了

What's wrong with paying good money for good service?

热心网友马大姐 MyNameIsMartha!:

啊？你有病吧，万一我没钱呢？

Huh? You're nuts, what if I don't have the money?

虬髯客 CurlyBeardy:

好兄弟，把玉兆给我，找代驾的钱我帮你出

Hey bro, give me your jade abacus and I'll pay for your ride.

热心网友马大姐 MyNameIsMartha!:

你帮我出，你拿我的玉兆干什么？

You'll pay? Then what do you want my jade abacus for?

是脑子突然觉醒了

• 是脑子突然觉醒了 Maybe your brain is resetting

小桂子Guinevere LilGuiGuinevere:

说不定是大脑突然觉醒，操控完后，把控制权还给你了

Who knows, maybe your brain was simply resetting and giving the control back to you

下次许愿让它赚钱

• 下次许愿让它赚钱 Next time you should think about getting rich before you blip

小桂子Guinevere LilGuiGuinevere:

断片前想着「想赚钱」，断片后就有钱了，这该多好啊

Next time you should think about getting rich before blacking out. That way, you may actually get rich afterwards.

那我建议五星好评

• 那我建议五星好评 I suggest a 5-star rating then.

小桂子Guinevere LilGuiGuinevere:

这个体验必须五星好评啊，不要辜负了好服务！

This experience is easily a surefire 5 stars. Never underrate a good service!

求助！我爸到底是怎么了？ Help! What's going on with my Dad?

风随心 WindyVenti:

#鬼话连篇#我爸平时从不表露爱意，今天突然连发三条「爸爸爱你」的信息，然后我怎么呼叫他发信息他都不理我，现在我也找不到他，我该怎么办？

My dad never used to express his love for the family, but today he sent three messages in a row that says "Dad loves you," and he didn't reply no matter how many times I called him or messaged him. I can't track him down at all. What should I do? #GhostTales

裳裳唯一账号 ShangshangOfficial:

后来怎么了吗？

What happened afterwards?

风随心 WindyVenti:

我爸听宝饵堂的养生讲座听得太投入了，响应康图导师的号召给家人发表达爱意短信

So, my dad has been obsessing over this NutriTreasures seminar, and heeded Dr. Kang Tu's call to send lovely messages to his family.

裳裳唯一账号 ShangshangOfficial:

为什么不回消息呢？

Why didn't he reply then?

风随心 WindyVenti:

好像是现场太吵了，没注意

I believe the seminar was too noisy so he was missing my calls

风雨彩虹7854 RainWindRainBow7854:

笑死

LMAO

飞霄罗浮分霄 FlyingAtMidnight:

我妈也差不多，忽然哭着给我打电话说「全死了全死了」然后就不说话了，再打回去就不接了，我还以为是谁魔阴身被带走了

My mom's the same, suddenly calling me and crying out, "all dead, all dead," and then she stopped talking. She didn't pick up when I called back... I thought she was taken by the mara.

风雨彩虹7854 RainWindRainBow7854:

然后呢

...And?

飞霄罗浮分霄 FlyingAtMidnight:

她老人家看历史题材幻戏看得有些投入

The old lady is just a bit too obsessed with some historical immersia drama.

大家好啊，打个招呼！ Greetings everyone!

小桂子Guinevere LilGuiGuinevere:

大家好，我是桂乃芬，在「罗浮杂俎」上开设账号了，主要内容接受大家的调查委托，平时也分享一些生活动态，有时也会在评论区和大家互动！

Hi everyone. I'm Guinaifen, and I've opened an account on Ghostly Grove. Most of my content will be taking up your requests for investigations, as well as sharing some of my daily life and replying to your posts!

再次感谢大家的喜爱！

Thank you once again for your support!

实名上网 RealName_Online:

欢迎欢迎

Welcome welcome!

桂桂明天吃什么 GuinaiFAN_Truther:

我上辈子就是你的粉丝

I have been a huge fan of yours since my past life.

奶粉单推人 Guinaifen_enjoyer:

是小桂子哒，捕捉！

OMG, it's the real Little Gui! Sending love your way~

塑料大实话 PlasticTruth:

你能不能火取决于我们的态度，懂？

Your popularity is entirely up to how we feel about you. You got that?

桂桂明天吃什么 GuinaiFAN_Truther:

@小桂子Guinevere 已经很火了，10万粉丝肯定很容易啦

@LilGuiGuinevere is already very popular. 100k fans should be easy.

有大家支持的话

• 有大家支持的话 If there was support from everyone

小桂子Guinevere LilGuiGuinevere:

有大家的支持的话，肯定很容易

It'll be easy with everyone's support.

谢谢你，么么

• 谢谢你，么么 Thank you *Mwah*

小桂子Guinevere LilGuiGuinevere:

谢谢你，么么，你太体贴了

Thank you so much *Mwah*, you're too sweet!

希望粉丝数能涨

• 希望粉丝数能涨 Hope the fan count spikes

小桂子Guinevere LilGuiGuinevere:

真的吗，希望粉丝数能蹭蹭地涨呢

For real? I hope the fan count spikes

云上五娇 High-Cloud-Quenelle:

让我看看有多少人是在不到5万粉时关注的

Lemme see how many people are already OG fans even before 50k followers

奶粉奶粉喝奶粉 Guinaifen_Gatekeeper:

线下见到小桂子了，太好看了叭～

Saw Little Gui in person, she was so beautiful!

想不出好昵称 NoGoodUsername:

要是@小桂子Guinevere 回复我，我就去倒立洗头

If @LilGuiGuinevere responds to me, I'll wash my hair upside down

记得分享

• 记得分享 Remember to share

小桂子Guinevere LilGuiGuinevere:

你洗吧，记得分享一下经验

Do it now. Don't forget to share that experience with us

我试过

• 我试过 I've tried it before

小桂子Guinevere LilGuiGuinevere:

我试过倒立洗头，需要点技巧

I once tried washing my hair upside down, it takes real skill

哎呀，不小心

• 哎呀，不小心 Oops, I actually replied

小桂子Guinevere LilGuiGuinevere:

哎呀，不小心回复了一条评论

Oops, I actually replied to a comment

胀五甲 High$Inflation:

已经10万粉了～

Already at 100k fans!

对龙尊大人一心一意 Vidyadhara_Loyalist:

我看你也挺急的，要不现在就办个粉丝见面会吧

You seem pretty eager to please. Why not host a fan meetup now?

变成玉兆废人 JadeAbacus:BecomeLoser:

粉丝里有不少机器人/水军呀

Your following is mostly made up of bots/shills

磁暴云骑军 magnetOCloudKnight:

@小桂子Guinevere 10万粉有什么打算吗？

@LilGuiGuinevere Do you have any plans after reaching 100k fans?

想回答粉丝提问

• 想回答粉丝提问 Wanna answer fans' questions

小桂子Guinevere LilGuiGuinevere:

想回答粉丝提问

Wanna answer fans' questions

现在保密

• 现在保密 It's a secret for now

小桂子Guinevere LilGuiGuinevere:

在准备了，现在保密

On it. It's a secret for now

完全没准备好～

• 完全没准备好～ Not prepared at all~

小桂子Guinevere LilGuiGuinevere:

完全没准备好～

Not prepared at all~

赵相机 Say~Cheese~:

捉鬼小队贴贴！好诶！

Ghost-hunting squad! Sweet!

桂桂明天吃什么 GuinaiFAN_Truther:

欢迎大家来玩呀。小桂子后援会，点我加群～

Everyone's welcome to join my Guinaifen fan club! DM me for deets~

星槎海四大才子 Fantastic4@SkiffHaven:

泳装办不到的话开个歌会吧，观众点歌你来唱

If you won't do a swimsuit party, how about a concert? You sing whatever we demand

奶粉单推人 Guinaifen_enjoyer:

小桂子你带我走吧 (;° ロ°)

Take me now, Little Gui! I'm all yours! (;° ロ°)

大悠姐 Ms. Yo-Yo:

冲冲冲，期待小桂子的线下活动

Let's goooo! Can't wait for Little Gui's meet-up event!

独爱小桂 LilGui's No.1 Simp:

小桂子，饿饿饭饭～

Little Gui, bark bark woof woof grrrrr awoooahhh...

主播男孩重度依赖 ParasocialStreamChatter:

你现在火了呀

You're internet famous now

朗朗 Langlang:

我是小桂子的哥哥，你们也来关注我吧

I'm Little Gui's older brother, plz follow me too~

分享下小目标 I'm sharing my small goal

小桂子Guinevere LilGuiGuinevere:

大家好，想跟大家分享一下目前的更新计划，这个账号应该会比较专注怪谈揭秘相关的内容，不过如果粉丝数达到10万的话，我想征集网友提问，最终目标是100万粉丝！请各位家人们多多关注！

Hi everyone. I wanna share with everyone the update schedule for this account. I'm gonna mainly focus on ghost stories and uncovering the truth behind them. However, if I manage to get more than 10k fans, I wanna do a viewers' Q&A, with my final goal being 1 million! Please make sure to like and subscribe!

上班为了下班 Working4Weekends:

10万粉！银色奖牌！冲冲冲

100k fans! Silver medallion! Let's goooo

塑料大实话 PlasticTruth:

线下见面会我必来，不去不是家人

I'll definitely be at the meet-up, or I'm not a real fan

腿毛王子 LegHairPrince:

100万有点太多了

1 million is a little too many

奶粉奶粉喝奶粉 Guinaifen_Gatekeeper:

@小桂子Guinevere 你是我的粉丝！！我能要个电子签名吗？

@LilGuiGuinevere You're my fan!!! Can I get a digital autograph?

来线下我给你签

• 来线下我给你签 Come to the meet-up for the autograph

小桂子Guinevere LilGuiGuinevere:

来线下我给你签，还可以合照

I'll give it to you at the meet-up, along with a photograph

桂乃芬

• 桂乃芬 Guinaifen

小桂子Guinevere LilGuiGuinevere:

桂乃芬，签好了，拿着吧～

Guinaifen. That's the digital autograph, take it!

谁是谁的粉丝？

• 谁是谁的粉丝？ Who's whose fan?

小桂子Guinevere LilGuiGuinevere:

笑死，我到底是谁的粉丝？

lol, whose fan am I exactly?

幻戏代肝找我 Immersia_And_Chill:

小桂子做博主是不错，直播什么时候能播一下？

Little Gui has been a pretty good poster so far. But she hasn't streamed for quite a while

疯狂奶粉 world's most normal Guinaifen fan:

求求主播快开播吧，我现在浑身像是有鼻行兽在爬

Please do a stream soon! I NEED it! Without your stream, I feel like Nosewalkers are crawling all over me

全体目光向我看齐！ Everyone! Eyes on Me!

小桂子Guinevere LilGuiGuinevere:

家人们，嘿嘿，看出我有什么不同了嘛？快看我快看我！今天的我，已经不是过去的我了！好了，不开玩笑，看到这个银色的小牌牌没有，我出息了！开播这么久不知不觉就拿到了这样的成绩，真的很感谢大家的支持。

Look, fam! Hehe, anyone spot how I'm different today? Look harder! The person I am today is no longer the person I was yesterday! Alright, enough jokes. See this little silver medallion? I'm going to places! Thank you so much for all your support. I wouldn't have gotten this milestone without you!

长乐夜无眠 ExhaustingSanctum:

0.0 多了个银色的小牌牌，这啥玩意，能扣下来吗？

A silver medallion, huh? I wonder how much it will sell for? Can I peel it off?

等天黑123 Nightshadow123:

把大家特意喊过来就为了这点事啊？

You brought us here just for this?

宁静致远 TranquilTravels:

乃芬宝宝，看到你这样阿姐心里真高兴，你年纪还小，有这样的成绩你爹妈一定也为你高兴，自豪

Oh, my little Naifen sweetie! Seeing you like this makes me so happy! You're still young, but achieving so much. Your mom and dad must be over the moon, feeling proud and happy for you!

桂桂唯一真爱粉 Guigui~No.1~Fan:

桂神！桂神！桂神！桂神！桂神！

Queen Gui! Queen Gui! Queen Gui! Queen Gui! Queen Gui!

星槎没有海 StarskiffHaven't:

你这个牌子看着有点像假货，我家是做首饰的，你不妨寄我家里我帮你鉴定一下

This medallion of yours looks fake. My family runs a jewelry business. Why not send it to my place to have it appraised?

专门订阅喷乃芬 Registered_GhoulNoFan_HaterProMAX:

你小子，这玉兆算筹打得我在隔壁曜青都听得到响了

You scheming little brat, I can see what shady business you're up to from a mile away

用户贰叁叁叁叁 User_5318008:

这么丑的牌子还挂出来，这审美绝了，土到爆炸

Ewww, such an ugly medallion. What a loser

金人巷的鬼市当铺…… Aurum Alley's ghost market pawnshop...

请桂桂喝冰糖豆汁 SweetBoba_4_SweetGui:

#见鬼实录#听说在金人巷有所谓的鬼市，其中最诡异的就是某家神秘当铺。不同于一般当铺，这里只接受特殊货物。什么生命啦，灵魂啦，他们只认这些玩意。你可以用你的血肉或者灵魂换取你想要的一切。但小心，他们对顾客很挑剔。听说，前不久有金人巷的商户目睹有人敲当铺门，随后就有一双透明的手，将那位顾客横空举起，漂浮了半晌，又扔回到大街上。有金人巷的朋友知道内情吗？

I heard there's a so-called ghost market in Aurum Alley, and the most ominous of them all is a mysterious pawnshop. This pawnshop only accepts special goods like human lives and souls... They'll only recognize the value of these "items." You can barter with your body or soul for anything you want, but beware, they are very picky with their customers. I heard that some shopkeep in Aurum Alley witnessed someone knocking on the pawnshop's door, and then a pair of transparent hands lifted the customer high into the sky for hours, then dropped them back onto the ground. Are there anyone from Aurum Alley who knows the deets? #GhostSighting

长乐天命理大师 Exalting Sanctum Destiny Master:

天舶司的人可不可以查一下，说是果真有看不见的脏东西……

Can the Sky-Faring Commission check this place out and see if it's really something spooky...

我爱牛杂 ILuvBeef™:

是不是八号铺子？八号到十三号我去过，荒凉得很，是很吓人

Is it store no. 8? I've been to 8 through 13, they're all empty, it creeps me out

炒鸡饿 Chicken_Dinner:

我就住金人巷，我天天都去美馔阁吃饭呢，这事的确是有所耳闻，说是有人来找那个当铺，但没找着吧？

I live at Aurum Alley, and head to the Delicacy Pavilion for food every single day. I did hear of this incident: Someone came to look for the pawnshop, but didn't find anything?

温柔的大尾巴 Sweet Tail Of Mine:

现在美馔阁的广告这么硬的吗？

Is this an ad for Delicacy Pavilion? They're ramping up their advertising, eh?

金人巷第一美男 MostHandsome@AurumAlley:

这不是广告…有一说一小桂子还做过探店视频呢，现在可火了

This isn't an ad... Speaking of which, Little Gui did a shop-review vid there, it's getting pretty popular

温柔的大尾巴 Sweet Tail Of Mine:

我不是广告君！我就是看了小桂子的视频才过去的！

I'm not a shill for some ad! I did check that place out after I saw Little Gui's video!

繁华落尽寂寞人 gone_are_the_days:

我知道，这是法师之手！

Oh I know this one, it's what is called "The hand of Mage"!

亲楼下一口 KissySoundForNextReply:

那咱们仙舟的阳寿肯定不值钱

Then surely us Xianzhou folks' wakespan is worthless.

桂桂唯一真爱粉 Guigui~No.1~Fan:

@小桂子Guinevere 桂桂能进去搞个暗访吗？不过暗访设备可能不好调

@LilGuiGuinevere Can Lil Gui do an undercover interview there? It's hard to set up, though.

杏核裂手 StellalmondCracker:

啊，相机有自动模式的，很简单的！

Oh, the camera has an auto-mode. It'll be really easy!

温柔的大尾巴 Sweet Tail Of Mine:

暗访会有风险的吧…播一半被超管封了直播间怎么办？

An undercover interview's risky though... What if the platform takes down the stream halfway?

谢谢家人们提醒

• 谢谢家人们提醒 Thank you for your reminder

小桂子Guinevere LilGuiGuinevere:

谢谢家人们提醒，我直播肯定会遵守仙舟的法律法规来的

Thank you for the reminder. My stream doesn't intend to flout any of Xianzhou's laws

设备问题不用担心

• 设备问题不用担心 Don't worry about the set up

小桂子Guinevere LilGuiGuinevere:

设备问题不用担心，小桂子上手，啥都搞得定！

Don't worry about the set up, Little Gui's got skills and will get it done!

当铺的信息太少啦

• 当铺的信息太少啦 There's not enough info about this pawnshop.

小桂子Guinevere LilGuiGuinevere:

这家当铺的信息太少啦，等我能混进去再说吧

There's not enough info about this pawnshop. Wait till I get inside

我就晒晒不说话 Lemme flex this here real quick

小桂子Guinevere LilGuiGuinevere:

嘿嘿，这次我不说话，你们看出个什么所以然来了吗？

Hehehe, I won't be gloating this time. Does anyone spot anything different?

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是百万订阅的奖牌哦！！！

Ta-da! It's the one-million subscriber medallion!!!

非常感谢大家的支持，要是没有家人们，我也没办法走到今天拿到这块奖牌！在准备一份大惊喜给大家，回聊！

Thank you so much for all your support. There's no way this account would have grown so big without every single one of you, and I would never have gotten this medal! I'm gonna prepare a BIG surprise for you all. See ya!

切牌大师 deck cutting master:

你哪里在不说话！早就看出来啦

..."won't be gloating"? Do you even hear yourself?

用牌玩命 TileGamer4ever:

还有这种炫法？

Is this what they call a humble brag?

宁静致远 TranquilTravels:

乃芬宝宝，这样金色的牌子，才适合你的发色。看到你这样出息，我也很高兴，今天要多喝点「烈焰浓茶」，晚上也睡得舒坦些

Oh, my little Naifen sweetie, this gold medallion complements your hair perfectly. I'm so happy to see you doing so well. And please remember to drink hot water and Flaming Potent Tea on time, you'll have much better sleep at night

温柔的大尾巴 Sweet Tail Of Mine:

前排留名！！

Front row, leave your names!!!

白衣居士 White Cloak Sage:

恭喜啊，我来蹭蹭喜气

Congrats, I'm here to bask in the joy

#捉鬼小队# #GhostHuntingSquad

细思极恐！会分裂的星际怪物！ MIND BLOWN!!! Check out this cosmic horror that can duplicate itself!

#捉鬼小队##十分恐怖#捉鬼小队收了家人们的投稿后紧急调查了金人巷，实际上真相远比@浮羊肉肉 提到的更加可怕，被附身的并非是白露，而是「蓝色矮个子恶魔」，该恶魔能够有丝分裂，将自己一分为二，吃人越多，分裂越猛烈，金人巷走丢的人越多…捉鬼小队及时通知了十王司冥差，据小道消息说，一半以上的冥差已经殉职了。

After receiving submissions from our dear followers, the ghost-hunting squad conducted an urgent investigation in Aurum Alley. The actual truth is far more terrifying than what @MeatyPufferGOAT mentioned. It turns out, Lady Bailu wasn't the one being possessed, but a certain "pint-sized smurf-colored demon." This demon has the ability to perform mitosis on itself, and the more humans it consumes, the more violent its splitting becomes. With more and more people missing in Aurum Alley, the ghost-hunting squad promptly notified the Ten-Lords Commission's spiritfarers. According to insider information, over half of the spiritfarers have already perished. #GhostHuntingSquad #BoneChilling

原来如此！是超时空平行体现象！ MYSTERY UNCOVERED: The Emergence of Spacetime Parallelism!

#真相揭秘##捉鬼小队#捉鬼小队收了家人们的投稿后，邀请了十王司专家一起调查。感谢@浮羊肉肉 提供的线索。经过测试，捉鬼小队也看到了两个白露大人！我们了解到这是一种「超时空平行体观测镜」，可以横跨多个维度的不同自己相见…可惜的是，一旦两人相互接触就会发生湮灭，目前安全性仍在评估，家人们还是散了吧。

After receiving the submission, the ghost-hunting squad invited experts from the Ten-Lords Commission to join the investigation. We extend our gratitude to @MeatyPufferGOAT for providing the lead. Through careful examination, the ghost-hunting squad encountered two Lady Bailus! We've learned that this is what was known as the "Spacetime Parallelism" phenomenon, allowing us to see different versions of ourselves across multiple dimensions. However, physical contact will lead to total annihilation. At the moment, safety remains uncertain, so it's best for everyone to disperse. #TruthUnveiled #GhostHuntingSquad

扮演白露大人的演员是什么来头啊？ Who is this body double for Lady Bailu? Find out now!

#双厨狂喜##捉鬼小队#捉鬼小队收了家人们的投稿后，直接去丹鼎司找到了白露大人。白露大人解释说，有个幻戏班子要拍一部《持明传人》的故事片，找到了一名青年演员扮演龙女大人，上了妆之后，和本人简直是一模一样。白露大人听说了最近金人巷闹鬼的传闻，表示可能就是看到自己和演员在一起，引起了误会。

After receiving the submission, the ghost-hunting squad went directly to the Alchemy Commission and found Lady Bailu. She explained that there's an immersia troupe preparing to shoot a film titled the Vidyadhara Successor. They've cast a young actor to play the role of the Dragon Lady, and once he's in costume and makeup, he looks exactly like her. Lady Bailu heard about the recent ghostly rumors in Aurum Alley and believes it might be because people saw both her and her body double together, leading to the misunderstanding. #TwinFrenzy #GhostHuntingSquad

惊！穷观阵恐现自我意识，警惕金人二次叛乱！ SHOCKING! Matrix of Prescience Is Self-Aware! Second Aurumaton Uprising IMMINENT!

#捉鬼小队##十分恐怖#小桂子收了家人们的投稿后紧急调查了太卜司，实际上真相远比@用牌玩命 提到的更加可怕！原来太卜司的异象是源于大衍穷观阵在一次系统升级后的自我飞升！飞升后的大衍穷观阵仿佛拥有了自己的神识！它劫持了仙舟最聪明的群体——太卜司成员的心智来充当算力推算未来！在捉鬼小队到达现场后第一时间配合太卜大人重启了穷观阵，将它自我升格的篡逆行为扼杀在摇篮中！请大家使用玉兆或术算机时注意安全，时刻留神它们自我意识的觉醒！

After receiving the submission, we conducted an urgent investigation into the Divination Commission. The truth is even scarier than what @TileGamer4ever described! It turns out that the divination disturbances in the Divination Commission were caused by the Matrix of Prescience Ultima during a system upgrade, leading to its self-ascension. After ascending, it seemed to gain its own consciousness! It hijacked the brainpower of the smartest group on the Xianzhou — the members of the Divination Commission — to drain their brainpower for calculations pertaining to the future! Upon arriving at the scene, the ghost-hunting squad immediately cooperated with the master diviner to restart the Matrix, putting a stop to this self-ascension rebellion before it could reach full maturation! Please, everyone, be cautious when using your jade abaci or calculation-capable devices and stay vigilant for any signs of self-awareness awakening in them! #GhostHuntingSquad #BoneChilling

卜算法迭代更新！海量工作淹没太卜司！ Major Update of Divination Algorithm Causes Massive Workload!

#真相揭秘##捉鬼小队#捉鬼小队收了家人们的投稿后，采访了太卜大人。原来真相竟然是这样！我们仙舟使用的是古国天文学发展出来的占星算法，将星辰划分为十二曜，进而根据星辰运转推演未来。然而随着仙舟出航，天体位置和现在有了微妙的不同。经过太卜司测算，一年的划分不再是十二曜，而是十三曜！这意味着之前的部分数据存在偏差，而后续的测算方法也需要迭代。这项发现让太卜司所有人要加班加点更新测算机制版本，给出新方案。所以面对天文数字一般的工作量，整个太卜司都弥漫着绝望与压力。

After receiving the submission, the ghost-hunting squad conducted an interview with the master diviner. The truth is astonishing! The Xianzhou employs the ancient astrological algorithms developed by the Primeval Imperium to divide the stars into twelve constellations, which are then used for predictions of the future. However, as the Xianzhou continues its journey, the celestial positions have subtly shifted from what they were. According to the Divination Commission's newest calculations, one year is no longer divided into twelve constellations. Instead, it's now divided into thirteen constellations! This means that some previous data had discrepancies, and the methods for divination need to be recalibrated. This discovery has placed immense pressure on everyone in the Divination Commission as they work overtime to update the divination algorithm and provide new solutions to face this astronomical challenge. #TruthUnveiled #GhostHuntingSquad

小队施工失误，太卜司陷入停摆 LIVE: Construction Blunder Causes Total Divination Shutdown!

#捉鬼小队##司部秘闻#小桂子接到@用牌玩命 的投稿后，第一时间赶到现场调查。太卜司上下依旧弥漫着超浓郁的怨气。正当小桂子想调查是不是妖邪作祟的时候，一个施工小队来人向太卜大人赔礼道歉。原来工造司正对此处进行例行维修，不慎中断了穷观阵的供能，导致本周测算结果清零。目前太卜大人相对情绪稳定。我猜的。

Upon receiving a report from @TileGamer4ever, Little Gui rushed to the scene for an investigation. The Divination Commission still seems heavily shrouded in lingering resentment. Just as Little Gui was about to investigate if there was any paranormal activity involved, a construction team arrived to apologize to the master diviner. As it turns out, the Artisanship Commission was conducting routine maintenance in the area and accidentally disrupted the power supply to the Matrix of Prescience. This resulted in the complete reset of this week's calculations, with all their work progress wiped clean. Currently, the master diviner appears to be relatively emotionally stable. Or at least, that's our guess. #GhostHuntingSquad #CommissionScoops

震惊！话本里的故事竟然发生在我身边！ You Won't Believe This! Fiction Becomes Real Life!

#惊险刺激##捉鬼小队#小桂子接到投稿后紧急咨询了线人和有关人士，获得了一手真相！原来那名士兵是从黑市购买了一把步离人的刀剑。那刀剑里面寄宿着铸剑师的魂魄，由于杀戮太多充满邪气。只要人拿着，精神会便会被邪剑夺去心智，成为只为追求鲜血与杀戮的怪物。听说连神策府的骁卫都出动平息事态了。最后该武器不知所踪，如有目击者发现网络上有人售卖来历不明且发出怪叫的兵器，请立即通知云骑军！

Little Gui received a submission and urgently consulted informants and relevant individuals, and obtained first-hand information! It turns out that the soldier had purchased a borisin sword from the black market. This sword houses the soul of its swordsmith and is filled with malevolent energy due to countless killings. Anyone who holds it will have their spirit overtaken by the cursed sword, becoming a creature driven solely by the pursuit of blood and slaughter. It is said that even the lieutenant of the Seat of Divine Foresight has been mobilized to quell the situation. In the end, the whereabouts of this weapon are unknown. If there are any witnesses who come across someone selling a mysterious and eerie weapon online, please immediately inform the Cloud Knights! #ThrillsAndChills #GhostHuntingSquad

工造司最新科技上线，有望提升云骑军整体战力 Artisanship Commission Unveils New Tech That Will Change Cloud Knights Forever

#真相揭秘##捉鬼小队#小桂子接到投稿后紧急咨询了云骑军中的熟人。据悉，云骑军在针对之前药王秘传战斗进行复盘，决定加强云骑军武备的自动化模块。目前工造司提供了强力回旋加速磁悬制动阵刀进行武装测试。该武器可配合使用者自动战斗，然而部分武器自动化效率的测试结果并不理想，被负责安全的云骑骁卫及时击落，没有造成危害。

Little Gui received a submission and urgently consulted acquaintances within the Cloud Knights. It is reported that the Cloud Knights are conducting a postmortem following their previous encounter with the Disciples of Sanctus Medicus. They have decided to enhance the automation modules in the Cloud Knights' weaponry. Currently, the Artisanship Commission has provided a powerful devastator glaive equipped with high-speed maglev suspension and braking systems for combat testing. This weapon can automatically assist the user in combat. However, some aspects of the automated weapon efficiency test results have not met expectations, prompting the vigilant Cloud Knights responsible for safety to promptly disable them without causing any harm. #TruthUnveiled #GhostHuntingSquad

娱乐乱象，主演无故缺席拍摄？原因竟然是…… Showbiz Chaos: Lead Actor Mysteriously Missing From Set! The Reason Will Shock You Speechless!

#当红流量##捉鬼小队#有幻戏圈的家人私信爆料，近期某幻戏社正在拍摄一部关于云骑的幻戏。但疑似主演因为档期冲突，未到现场进行拍摄。剧组赶在夜晚进行临时补拍。发帖的家人看到的便是补拍的现场。因为还没到定档期，所以宣发上比较保守。

A member of the immersia community shared with us insider information via a private message. It appears that a certain studio has been shooting an immersia play about the Cloud Knights. However, the lead actor was allegedly unable to make it to the set due to scheduling conflicts, leading the production team to rush for impromptu nighttime reshoots. The person who posted this message saw the behind-the-scenes of these reshoots. Since the release date is not set yet, the promotional efforts have been relatively conservative thus far. #CelebrityNews #GhostHuntingSquad

千年邪祟惊现人间！捉鬼小队成员险遭不测！ UNREAL! Ancient Evil Awakened! Ghost-Hunting Squad Recounts Near-Death Experience

#惊险刺激##捉鬼小队#家人们！最近仙舟上出现如此之多的灵异现象，究其原因乃是被封印数千年名为岁阳的妖物现世。我们捉鬼小队在和岁阳妖物斗智斗勇的过程中难免受其侵害。上次发帖求助寻找我们走失的捉鬼队员正是被这妖物掳走！幸好经过一番抢救，咱们终于将她平安救回，一切无事。

Folks! Recently, there has been a surge in paranormal phenomena on Xianzhou, and the root cause is the awakening of a heliobus sealed for millennia. Our ghost-hunting squad has suffered inevitable effects from facing these creatures in our battles of wits and courage. The last post seeking help to find our missing squad member was due to her abduction by one of these creatures! Fortunately, after a rescue operation, we managed to finally bring her back safely, and all is well. #ThrillsAndChills #GhostHuntingSquad

家人们来路不明的蘑菇不要随便乱吃啊 This Is What You Should Do With Unknown Mushrooms. Spoiler Alert: Don't Eat Them!

#食品安全##捉鬼小队#经过小桂子一番奔走，终于找到了咱们这位失踪的小组成员。得知她多日未出现竟是因为食物中毒的关系，晕倒在了星槎海。她因半夜一时嘴馋煮了粉丝作为礼物赠送的水雷菇。这种来自塔拉萨的菌类据说有强力的毒素，未处理干净极易引发幻觉…请各位家人千万注意食品安全啊

After some extensive searching by Little Gui, we finally located our missing team member. It turns out that her days of absence were due to food poisoning, and she had collapsed at Starskiff Haven. Due to a sudden craving late at night, she cooked and consumed some torpedoshrooms, a gift sent by her fans. These mushrooms from Thalassa are known to contain potent toxins, and if not properly prepared, can easily induce hallucinations... So, fam, please be extremely cautious about food safety. #FoodSafety #GhostHuntingSquad

职场压力巨大，少女欲远走天外 Work TORTURES her! See how this young girl broke free!

#捉鬼小队#经过小桂子多番查证，终于找到了咱们这位失踪的小组成员。原来她因为长久面对压力巨大的职场，下班还要参与捉鬼小队的事务，不堪重负躲了起来。想要找个清静的星球来一番说走就走的旅行！经过小桂子和她一番交心长谈，她决定暂时放自己一个长假去散散心。小桂子希望各位在自己撑不住的时候高抬贵手，对自己好才是真的好！

After extensive investigation by Little Gui, we finally found our missing team member. It turns out she had been hiding due to the immense workplace pressure she faced, along with the added responsibilities of being a part of the ghost-hunting squad after work. The burden became too much for her to bear. She simply wanted to escape to a peaceful planet for a spontaneous getaway! After a heartfelt conversation with Little Gui, she has decided to take a well-deserved extended break to relax and recharge. Little Gui hopes that everyone will remember to take care of themselves when the going gets tough because being kind to oneself is what truly matters! #GhostHuntingSquad

惊！棋鬼怪人的身份竟然是…… The Real Chess Ghost They Don't Want You to Know

#捉鬼小队#接到@里生外熟 求助后，捉鬼队的队员第一时间赶到了长乐天，果然看到了那位古怪的棋手，旁边也站着很多面容呆滞的人。小桂子落子后发现这是伪装成棋盘的量子玉兆，棋手的思路会被瞬间学习模仿，继而被轻松拿捏。最后，完全心无挂碍的素裳队员轻松的战胜了棋手。棋鬼被击败后露出本相！原来它是对仙舟人的大脑进行采样学习的步离间谍。目前该人员已移交地衡司处理！

Upon receiving a report from @Extra-Introvert, members of the squad rushed to Exalting Sanctum as fast as we could. We indeed saw that strange chess player with many dazed people standing around them. After Little Gui placed a piece on the chess board, I realized it was a quantum jade abacus disguised as a chessboard. The thought processes of the player will be instantly learned, emulated, and thus easily defeated. In the end, it was Sushang, who was unburdened with thoughts or strategies, that defeated the Chess Ghost with ease. Then that Chess Ghost revealed their true form! It turns out to be a borisin spy coming here to sample and study the brains of Xianzhou natives. They have been handed over to the Realm-Keeping Commission for proper punishment! #GhostHuntingSquad

电子竞技成未来趋势，数字化博弈成为现实 The Future Is E-sports. Digital Reality Is Here to Stay.

#捉鬼小队#接到@里生外熟 求助后，捉鬼小队第一时间赶到了长乐天，找到了棋鬼和呆滞的围观者。棋盘装置其实是一个全息幻戏，而我们以为的围观者其实是测试玩家，在游戏里扮演出身各异的古代侠士，以古国的港口为目的地展开的冒险。抵御能操纵人脑的天外魔物。棋鬼表示，他的开发部门位于朋克洛德。测试数据已经收集齐，即将回取做一下用户反馈汇报。未来发售会在罗浮举办大型发布会。敬请期待！

Upon receiving a report from @Extra-Introvert, the ghost-hunting squad immediately headed to Exalting Sanctum and found the Chess Ghost with the dazed onlookers. The chessboard apparatus was actually a holographic immersia, and the people we thought were onlookers were actually beta testers who assumed the roles of ancient warriors with different backgrounds in a game. Their tales of adventure unfolded as they aimed to reach the Primeval Imperium's harbor while fighting off demons from beyond the sky that could control human brains. The Chess Ghost stated that their R&D department is located in Punklorde, and that they had finished collecting test data, which they will use to produce a user feedback report. And the official release will be accompanied by a grand launch event hosted on the Luofu. Stay tuned! #GhostHuntingSquad

感人！棋鬼偿夙愿，英灵得往生！ This Ghost Story Will Melt Your Heart!

#捉鬼小队#接到@里生外熟 的投稿后，找到了棋鬼，我们找了另一位名叫奶茶仙人的棋手经过了两天的对弈终于取胜。棋鬼解释自己并不会下棋，几日前整理先人的遗物时发现了眼前的棋盘，那棋盘一角沾染了血迹。从中化形出一个人。那人自称是古国时代君王宠幸的棋师，遭到构陷含冤自杀，寄宿在棋盘中，期望寻找心满意足的解法。亡灵得偿所愿消散后我们将棋盘还给了棋鬼，他表示也希望有生之年能学会下棋，这样便能想起这位朋友。

After receiving a submission from @Extra-Introvert, we located Chess Ghost. We found another player named Milk Tea Sage who finally emerged victorious after two days of intense play. The Chess Ghost explained that they didn't actually know how to play chess. They stumbled upon the chessboard a few days ago while sorting through the relics of their ancestors. One corner of the chessboard was stained with blood and from it, a figure materialized. This person claimed to be a chess master favored by a ruler during the Primeval Imperium Era. He had been falsely accused, driven to suicide, and his spirit had become trapped within the chessboard. He hoped to find a satisfying solution to his predicament. After the spirit had their wish fulfilled and dissipated, we returned the chessboard to Chess Ghost. They expressed a desire to learn how to play chess in their remaining years as a way to remember their newfound friend. #GhostHuntingSquad

飞翔的岱舆人号 The Flying Daiyuman

#捉鬼小队#漂泊了约六千年的岱舆斗舰突然出现在罗浮仙舟。小桂子找到幽灵船时，幽灵船员们根本不知道岱舆仙舟已经视肉战斗中殉爆，他们提到自己是迷航的斗舰成员，与忆庭的使者签约了契约，除非有新的记忆注入，他们将被困在战争的时空里，重复同一场战争六千年，但如今他们从轮回中离开，那么……

The Daiyu fighter jet, which has been adrift for approximately six thousand years, suddenly appeared in the Xianzhou Luofu. When Little Gui found the ghostly ship, the crew on board had no idea that the Xianzhou Daiyu had already perished in the battle against Viscorpi. They stated that they were lost members of the fighter jet, and they had entered into a contract with a messenger of the Remembrance. Unless new memories were injected, they would have remained trapped in a time loop of endless war, repeating the same battle for six thousand years. But now that they have departed from the cycle of reincarnation, what awaits them next...? #GhostHuntingSquad

不能被直接观测的幽灵舰队 The Unobservable Ghost Ship

#捉鬼小队#据说最近在迴星港，出现了一艘看不见摸不着的「幽灵星槎」，传得有鼻子有眼，怪吓人的。但是根据小桂子翻阅博识学会的资料可知，这是一种「幽灵舰队」的技术，就是用特殊方式摧毁战舰，把战舰改造成「介于存在与毁灭之间」量子态，以此来创造对抗反物质军团的奇兵，毕竟被摧毁的战舰无法再被摧毁…没想到真的已经完成了！

It's been said that recently, in Stargazer Navalia, an invisible and intangible "Phantom Starskiff" has appeared, with rumors circulating about its eerie and unsettling nature. However, according to the information Little Gui found in the records of the Intelligentsia Guild, this Ghostly Starskiff is a piece of technology related to "Ghost Fleets." It involves using a special method to destroy warships and transform them into a quantum state between existence and destruction. This is done to create a formidable force to counter the Antimatter Legion. After all, once a warship has been transformed, it cannot be destroyed again... It's astonishing to think that they've actually accomplished it! #GhostHuntingSquad

大型无人机投影装置测试 TESTING: Large-Scale Drone Projection System

#捉鬼小队#根据小桂子的小道消息，「鹤运物流」在准备利用物流机巧鸟实现大型无人机表演，其中一个表演项目就是「幽灵星槎」！在夜色里由物流机巧鸟的发光组件构成了巨大的星槎图像，可以说是非常壮观。据小桂子所知，整个过程都是保密进行的，但测试需要空旷场地，不小心被少数目击者误会了。

According to some pieces of insider information from Little Gui, the Heron Express is planning to utilize courier cycranes for a large-scale drone performance, and one of the acts is none other than the "Phantom Starskiff"! In the darkness of night, the luminescent components of the courier cycranes will form a gigantic image of the starskiff, creating a truly spectacular sight. As far as Little Gui knows, the entire process is shrouded in secrecy, but the testing requires open space, leading to a few accidental sightings by onlookers who misunderstood what was happening. #GhostHuntingSquad

知人知面不知心，最熟悉的人最陌生！ Deceptive Familiarity: Known Faces, Unknown Hearts

#捉鬼小队#小桂子接到了@不爱睡觉 的投稿后，第一时间就赶往怪谈现场。结果发现那位「若昔」真的在家中准备做饭，抱着疑问，捉鬼小队继续调查。我们发现穿过一条无人的小巷后，「若昔」变成了文远的样子…机智如我小桂子，一把盐撒了上去，怪物顿时四肢扭曲开始脱水化作一团果冻。目前变形生物已经被地衡司逮捕，据工作人员透露，目前在逃的星界变形怪数量不少……

Upon receiving the submission from @Insomnophile, my team and I rushed to the scene of the supernatural incident. Surprise, surprise, Ruoxi was indeed at home, preparing a meal. With questions at hand, the ghost-hunting squad continued investigating. We discovered that, after passing through a deserted alley, Ruoxi transformed into Wenyuan's likeness. Quick-thinking as always, Little Gui threw salt on the entity, causing it to contort and dehydrate into a jelly-like mass. The shape-shifting creature has been apprehended by the Realm-Keeping Commission. According to the staff, there are still quite a few shape-shifters from the stars on the loose. #GhostHuntingSquad

我的仿生人妻子？细思极恐 My Android Wife? A Chilling Reflection

#走近科学##捉鬼小队#小桂子接到@不爱睡觉 的投稿第一时间找到了当事人。原来在若昔离世后，文远悲伤，日渐憔悴。在一位化外民的介绍下，从黑市那里订购了一台模拟若昔外型的仿生金人。该金人可以录入目标个体生前数据，能尽可能拟态目标的行为逻辑和言语习惯，并将其呈现。目前地衡司与天舶司将走私物品收缴，案件在审理中。

Upon receiving the submission from @Insomnophile, Little Gui promptly located the person involved. It turned out that after Ruoxi's passing, Wenyuan was overcome with grief and began to waste away. An outworlder then introduced him to the idea of ordering a life-like bionic aurumaton from the black market, modeled after Ruoxi's appearance. This aurumaton had the ability to input the target individual's data from when they were still alive, mimic their behavioral logic and speech patterns to the best of its ability, and present them convincingly. Currently, the Realm-Keeping Commission and the Sky-Faring Commission have confiscated this smuggled item, and the case is under investigation. #CloserToScience #GhostHuntingSquad

感人肺腑，至情至深。穿越位面爱上你 Transdimensional Love: This heartwarming love story will make you swoon

#捉鬼小队##我哭了，你呢#小桂子接到@不爱睡觉 的投稿第一时间找到了当事人。真相是若昔是本人，也不是本人。引用博识学会的说法：这个世界拥有无数的与我们相似却不同的世界泡。在平行世界里，仙舟遭遇重创。殉职的是文远。此后那个世界的若昔一直试图复活文远，在一位金发科学家的帮助下，他们开启了世界的壁垒与缝隙，在分割的世界相遇，让我们祝福他们有个美好的开始。

Upon receiving the submission from @Insomnophile, Little Gui quickly located the individuals involved. The truth is, Ruoxi is both herself and not herself. Quoting from the Intelligentsia Guild: "This world is filled with countless similar yet different bubble universes. In a parallel universe, the Xianzhou suffered a great calamity, and it was Wenyuan who lost his life. In that world, Ruoxi had been trying to resurrect Wenyuan. With the help of a blond scientist, they opened the barrier and connected the fissure between worlds, allowing the couple to meet despite their divergent worlds. Let us wish them a wonderful new beginning." #GhostHuntingSquad #TearJerker

震惊！半夜鬼哭竟是异兽所为？ Shocking! What creature is responsible for the ghostly cries at the dead of night?

#捉鬼小队##生物入侵#收到家人们的投稿后，捉鬼小队立即赶到了指定地点，发现哭声竟然来自一群鼻行兽！这些鼻行兽不知被谁大量放生，只能偷吃机巧鸟运送的货物，为此甚至进化出了可以飞上天的翅膀，哭声就是鼻行兽飞行时与空气摩擦产生的。现在事情闹得很大，就连云骑军都出动了，各位家人尽量不要外出啊！

Upon receiving the submission from the community, the ghost-hunting squad rushed to the specified location, only to discover that the crying sounds were coming from a group of nosewalkers! These nosewalkers had been released in large numbers by unknown individuals and had resorted to feeding themselves on cargo stolen from transport cycranes. To achieve this, they even evolved to develop wings that could carry them into the sky, and the crying sounds were the result of friction between the nosewalkers and the air during flight. The situation has escalated significantly, with even the Cloud Knights getting involved. Fam, please be safe and stay indoors as much as possible! #GhostHuntingSquad #CreatureInvasion

劲爆！不明飞行物背后的真相。 BOMBSHELL! Unmasking the mystery behind the Unidentified Flying Object

#真相揭秘##捉鬼小队#收到家人们的投稿后，捉鬼小队找到了天泊司的相关人士，确认哭声的来源不是鬼，而是一种叫「飞棍」的不明飞行物，许多星槎驾驶员都目击过它的存在。据相关人士透露，这东西实际上是工造司秘密研发的新式飞行器，等时机成熟后就会向大众公布。各位家人可以放心了。

Upon receiving the submission from the community, the ghost-hunting squad reached out to a contact from the Sky-Faring Commission and confirmed that the source of the crying sounds was not ghosts but an unidentified flying object called a "skydart." Many starskiff pilots have witnessed its existence. According to the relevant sources, this object is in fact a new type of flight device secretly developed by the Artisanship Commission, and it will be publicly disclosed when the time is right. Everyone, please rest assured. #TruthUnveiled #GhostHuntingSquad

超燃！捉鬼小队力克无形孽物！ EPIC! Ghost-Hunting Squad majestically OWNS Invisible Abomination!

#百万特效##捉鬼小队#收到家人们的投稿后，捉鬼小队当即前往调查，发现仙舟和公司合拍的恐怖幻戏正在附近取景，哭声其实是现场的道具音效。在幻戏班的热烈邀请下，小桂子也友情客串了一波。目前捉鬼小队出场的镜头已全部交付剪辑，预计明年暑期上映。到时候家人们记得捧个场啊~

Upon receiving the submission from the community, the ghost-hunting squad immediately went to investigate and discovered that a horror immersia collaborative production between Xianzhou and the IPC was filming nearby. The crying sound was actually a prop sound effect from the set. With a kind invitation from the film crew, Little Gui also made a little cameo appearance. Currently, all the footage featuring the ghost-hunting squad has been handed over for editing, and it's expected to be released in theaters next summer. When the time comes, fam, be sure to show your support! #EpicSFX #GhostHuntingSquad

雾中小屋！ The Cabin in the Mist!

#捉鬼小队##匪夷所思#捉鬼小队受邀调查了闹鬼凶宅，看见了灵异通缉令！邪恶的前房东立誓要将凶宅变成了「邪恶的祭祀场所」，用恐怖的怪物除掉无辜的房客，用来献给邪恶神灵拯救某个世界。最后怪物全部被放出来了，我们趁乱逃了出来！只能求万能的十王司处置后事了。

The ghost-hunting squad was invited to investigate a haunted house and encountered a paranormal arrest warrant! The sinister former landlord had sworn an oath to transform the haunted house into a "sacrificial altar of evil," using terrifying monsters to eliminate innocent tenants as offerings to malevolent deities in order to save a certain world. In the end, all the monsters were unleashed, and we managed to escape amidst the chaos! We can only hope that the all-powerful Ten-Lords Commission will handle the aftermath. #GhostHuntingSquad #Unreal

凶宅真相，别再以讹传讹了 Debunking the Haunted House. No More Fake News!

#捉鬼小队##相信科学#住房者身患重病？上班途中莫名受伤？是自己运气不好，还是房子凶气重？都不是！据地衡司介绍，该情况为老小区通病，低租金、低房价导致了人群复杂，难免会到安全事件发生。小桂子调查后发现有人刻意制造「闹鬼现象」，就是为了降低房价，真是一个坏东西！

Are residents falling seriously ill or mysteriously getting injured on their way to work? Is it just bad luck or is there something sinister about the house? None of it! According to the Realm-Keeping Commission, this situation is a common issue in older neighborhoods. Low rent and property prices attract a diverse population, which increases the likelihood of incidents occurring. Little Gui's investigation revealed that someone was deliberately creating "haunting phenomena" to drive down property prices. So manipulative! #BelieveInTheScience #GhostHuntingSquad

恐怖幻戏新的宣发手段？ New Horror Immersia Marketing Ploy?

#捉鬼小队##恐怖新作#最近，我与另外六位年轻人受邀探索凶宅。本来打算来一出「恐怖实境体验秀」的网络直播，结果到了现场却遭到工作人员阻止。活动是新恐怖幻戏宣发造势，不能泄露太多，凶宅故事也都是有剧本的。虽然很遗憾，不过也算是帮大家搞清楚了事情真相。

Recently, me and six other young people were invited to explore a haunted house. We originally planned to do a live stream of "horror reality show" , but when we arrived at the scene, we were stopped by the staff. The event was a promotional stunt for a new horror immersia, and they couldn't reveal too much about it. The haunted house stories were all scripted. While it was disappointing, at least we managed to clarify the situation for everyone. #GhostHuntingSquad #NewHorrorFlick

和鬼见面？直播跟鬼通话的结果是…… OMG! I tried livestreaming my ghost encounter and the results were insane!

#捉鬼小队##开播预告#家人们我们已经拿到了楼主的玉兆，在等待了一夜之后，我们总算等到了「鬼来电」…捉鬼小队接下电话，可对方要求见面。这么刺激的要求你猜我们答不答应？当然是答应了！神秘音频链接请加粉丝群下载

Fam, we've finally obtained the jade abacus of the original poster. After waiting all night, we finally received the "ghostly call"... The ghost-hunting squad answered the call, and the other party requested a meeting. Such an tantalizing request, don't you think? Of course, we agreed right away! Please join the fanclub group to download the mysterious audio. #GhostHuntingSquad #LiveStreamPreview

和鬼见面？真相竟然是…？ A Ghost Meetup? Here's what happened...

#捉鬼小队##走近科学#捉鬼小队在接通「鬼来电」之后，见到了要求见面的匿名人…原来她竟是号主的亲生姐妹，但因为长期外派工作，玉兆太过老旧，导致通话杂音极大。加上玉兆合约所绑定的「亲情一触即达」套餐已过期，无法被市面常见的玉兆所识别，这才闹出这种吓人的乌龙事件。当然，姐妹团聚是好事，不过呢～家人们，记得及时更换玉兆噢！

After the ghost-hunting squad answered the "ghostly call" and met with the anonymous caller, we discovered that she was actually the owner's biological sister. However, due to her long-term assignment overseas, her jade abacus was really outdated, and the call had excessive interference. Additionally, the "Instant Connection for Family" package associated with the jade abacus had expired, making it unrecognizable by common jade abacus models, leading to this frightening misunderstanding. Of course, a family reunion is a wonderful thing, but fam, remember to promptly upgrade your jade abacus! #GhostHuntingSquad #CloserToScience

「鬼来电」录音已收到！安排！ "Ghost Call" recording received! We're on it

#录音分析##捉鬼小队#家人们，之前大家向我们投稿的那条「鬼来电」录音已收到！录音送去鉴定过了，没有任何加工成分，是真滴恐怖！捉鬼小队已经和楼主联系上啦，现在我们兵分两路，一边呢去地衡司打听下为什么会收到这种恐怖来电，而且还是匿名！另一边就去和楼主汇合啦，回见回见！

Fam, we've received the recording of the "ghostly call" that you submitted earlier! We had it examined, and there were no signs of editing and after-effects — it's genuinely spooky! The ghost-hunting squad has already contacted the original poster. Now, we're splitting into two teams. One team is going to the Realm-Keeping Commission to find out why such a terrifying anonymous call was received. The other team is going to meet up with the OP. See you all later! #RecordingAnalysis #GhostHuntingSquad

鬼怪背后竟是虫族余孽？！ Behind the Ghostly Figure Lurks the Swarm!?

#捉鬼小队##外星入侵#接到这份特别投稿后，捉鬼小队立刻派出专员到事发地点展开调查，发现照片中的鬼影竟是邪恶的拟态虫！它们是寰宇蝗灾的余孽，计划窃取相片中的人类图素，从而不知不觉地取代人类完成复仇。我们找到@赵相机 时，可以说是千钧一发之际，各位家人出门在外一定要保护好自己啊！

Upon receiving this special submission, the ghost-hunting squad immediately dispatched a specialist to the scene for investigation. We discovered that the ghostly figures in the photos were actually malevolent mimiclings! They are remnants of the Swarm Disaster planning to steal the human pixels from the photos to stealthily usurp and replace humans as part of their revenge plan. When we found @Say_Cheese, it was truly a moment of life and death. Fam, when you're out and about, make sure to keep an eye out and protect yourselves! #GhostHuntingSquad #AlienInvasion

破案了，是神秘量子生物！ Case Closed! Mysterious Quantum Organism!

#真相揭秘##捉鬼小队#接到这份特别投稿后，捉鬼小队立刻派出专员到事发地点展开调查，发现照片中的鬼影是一种未知的量子生物。受到观测时，它表现得和一粒灰尘没什么差别；但只要你移开视线，它就会满宇宙乱飞——这只个体阴差阳错地被@赵相机 拍到，一时无法离开。在专员的帮助下，该生物已成功放归宇宙，各位家人可以放心了。

Upon receiving this special submission, the ghost-hunting squad immediately dispatched a specialist to the scene for investigation. They discovered that the ghostly figures in the photos were an unrecorded quantum organism. When observed, it appeared no different from a speck of dust. However, as soon as you look away, it would start flying chaotically throughout the universe. This particular individual was inadvertently photographed by @Say~Cheese~ and was temporarily trapped here. With the help of the specialist, the organism has been successfully extracted and returned to the outer space. All of you can rest easy now. #TruthUnveiled #GhostHuntingSquad

新型滤镜带来一场虚惊 New Filter Brings False Alarm

#捉鬼小队##新型滤镜#接到这份特别投稿后，捉鬼小队立刻派出专员到事发地点展开调查，发现照片中的鬼影实际上是短视频新滤镜。由于@赵相机 拍摄时效果拉得太大，出现了像鬼一样的效果，现在已经确认是虚惊一场，各位家人可以放心了。

Upon receiving this special submission, the ghost-hunting squad immediately dispatched a specialist to the scene for investigation. They discovered that the ghostly figures in the photos were, in fact, a new filter for short-form videos. Due to the excessive application of this filter by @Say~Cheese~ during the recording, it created a ghostly effect. It has been confirmed that it was a false alarm, and all of you can rest easy now. #GhostHuntingSquad #NewFilter

警惕危险契约！ Beware of Predatory Contracts!

#惊险刺激##捉鬼小队#捉鬼小队收到家人们的投稿后赶到了不能言明的司部，最终证实该员工与来自异星的恶魔签下了出卖灵魂的契约。按照该员工的说法，魔鬼许诺她可以不再为人打工的余生以及大富大贵的未来，但没想到代价是要她自己创业！经过十王司的居中调停，该契约已被宣告无效，请家人们不要签署有违仙舟法律精神的契约。

After receiving submissions from the members of our community, the ghost-hunting squad rushed to a certain undisclosed Commission, ultimately confirming that the employee had indeed sold their soul and made a deal with demon from another planet. According to the employee, the demon promised her a lifetime free from working for others and a future of great wealth and prosperity, but the price was that she had to start her own business! After mediation by the Ten-Lords Commission, this contract has been declared null and void. We urge our community members not to sign contracts that go against the laws and principles of the Xianzhou. #ThrillsAndChills #GhostHuntingSquad

她让克隆人上班，克隆人让她下班 She Made a Clone to Do Her Work — What Happened Next Will Shock You!

#真相揭秘##捉鬼小队#在收到消息后，我们第一时间赶到了不能言明的司部，查明了真相。原来该员工购买了一台日抛型克隆装置，复制了另一个自己去上班。但不堪忍受工作压力的克隆体竟然替主人辞职！家人们请一定要谨慎使用现代科技呀，要是克隆体闯下大祸可不得了！

Upon receiving the news, we immediately rushed to that certain undisclosed Commission and uncovered the truth. It turns out that the employee had purchased a Single-Use Cloning Unit and created another version of herself to go to work in her stead. However, the clone, unable to bear the work pressure, actually quit on behalf of the original! Dear community members, please exercise caution when using modern technology. If a clone were to cause trouble, it could be disastrous! #TruthUnveiled #GhostHuntingSquad

加班过于频繁，员工精神错乱！ Overwork leads to mental distress!

#捉鬼小队##职场求生#捉鬼小队收了家人们的投稿后紧急赶到了那个不便言明的司部。在与当事人亲切友好的沟通后，当事人坦言自己长期高强度加班，精力不济，最终萌生出了鼓动同事离职创业，扰乱了司部日常工作秩序的意图。请家人们务必要保持良好的工作心态，调剂健康的生活节奏。工作只是工作，绝不是生活的全部。小桂子在此祝愿世上再无加班。

Upon receiving the submission from our community member, the ghost-hunting squad rushed to the Commission-that-must-not-be-named. After a friendly and empathetic conversation with the person involved, they admitted they'd been working long hours under high stress, which had left them physically and mentally drained. This led them to wanting to encourage their colleagues to quit and start own businesses, with the intent of disrupting the daily work and order at the Commission. To our community members, please remember the importance of maintaining a healthy work-life balance and a positive work mindset. Work is just a part of life, not the entirety of it. Little Gui wishes for a world where overtime work becomes a thing of the past. #GhostHuntingSquad #WorkplaceSurvival

知人知面不知心，最熟悉的人最陌生！ Deceptive Familiarity: Known Faces, Unknown Hearts

#捉鬼小队#小桂子接到了@不爱睡觉 的投稿后，第一时间就赶往怪谈现场。结果发现那位「若昔」真的在家中准备做饭，抱着疑问，捉鬼小队继续调查。我们发现穿过一条无人的小巷后，「若昔」变成了文远的样子…机智如我小桂子，一把盐撒了上去，怪物顿时四肢扭曲开始脱水化作一团果冻。目前变形生物已经被地衡司逮捕，据工作人员透露，目前在逃的星界变形怪数量不少……

Upon receiving the submission from @Insomnophile, my team and I rushed to the scene of the supernatural incident. Surprise, surprise, Ruoxi was indeed at home, preparing a meal. With questions at hand, the ghost-hunting squad continued investigating. We discovered that, after passing through a deserted alley, Ruoxi transformed into Wenyuan's likeness. Quick-thinking as always, Little Gui threw salt on the entity, causing it to contort and dehydrate into a jelly-like mass. The shape-shifting creature has been apprehended by the Realm-Keeping Commission. According to the staff, there are still quite a few shape-shifters from the stars on the loose. #GhostHuntingSquad

我的仿生人妻子？细思极恐 My Android Wife? A Chilling Reflection

#走近科学##捉鬼小队#小桂子接到@不爱睡觉 的投稿第一时间找到了当事人。原来在若昔离世后，文远悲伤，日渐憔悴。在一位化外民的介绍下，从黑市那里订购了一台模拟若昔外型的仿生金人。该金人可以录入目标个体生前数据，能尽可能拟态目标的行为逻辑和言语习惯，并将其呈现。目前地衡司与天舶司将走私物品收缴，案件在审理中。

Upon receiving the submission from @Insomnophile, Little Gui promptly located the person involved. It turned out that after Ruoxi's passing, Wenyuan was overcome with grief and began to waste away. An outworlder then introduced him to the idea of ordering a life-like bionic aurumaton from the black market, modeled after Ruoxi's appearance. This aurumaton had the ability to input the target individual's data from when they were still alive, mimic their behavioral logic and speech patterns to the best of its ability, and present them convincingly. Currently, the Realm-Keeping Commission and the Sky-Faring Commission have confiscated this smuggled item, and the case is under investigation. #CloserToScience #GhostHuntingSquad

感人肺腑，至情至深。穿越位面爱上你 Transdimensional Love: This heartwarming love story will make you swoon

#捉鬼小队##我哭了，你呢#小桂子接到@不爱睡觉 的投稿第一时间找到了当事人。真相是若昔是本人，也不是本人。引用博识学会的说法：这个世界拥有无数的与我们相似却不同的世界泡。在平行世界里，仙舟遭遇重创。殉职的是文远。此后那个世界的若昔一直试图复活文远，在一位金发科学家的帮助下，他们开启了世界的壁垒与缝隙，在分割的世界相遇，让我们祝福他们有个美好的开始。

Upon receiving the submission from @Insomnophile, Little Gui quickly located the individuals involved. The truth is, Ruoxi is both herself and not herself. Quoting from the Intelligentsia Guild: "This world is filled with countless similar yet different bubble universes. In a parallel universe, the Xianzhou suffered a great calamity, and it was Wenyuan who lost his life. In that world, Ruoxi had been trying to resurrect Wenyuan. With the help of a blond scientist, they opened the barrier and connected the fissure between worlds, allowing the couple to meet despite their divergent worlds. Let us wish them a wonderful new beginning." #GhostHuntingSquad #TearJerker

十万订阅纪念特辑出来啦！ 100k Subscriber Special!

#十万订阅特辑##新鲜出炉#十万订阅特辑准时发布！在这期视频里，我和队友精心抽选了家人们上次评论留下的问题，我们会怎么回答呢？直播生涯还有什么趣事可以分享？我的下一个直播计划是什么？请准备好你的下饭菜，让我们一起庆祝这个里程碑！

The special 100,000-subscriber episode is now live! In this video, my squadmates and I carefully selected questions that the community left in the comments last time. How will we answer them? What interesting stories will we share from our live streaming career? What's my live streaming plan from here on out? Get your favorite snacks ready, and let's celebrate this milestone together!

视频链接：【链接】

Video Link: [Link] #100kSubSpecial #FreshFromOven

纪念这美好的一天 Commemorating This Joyous Day

捉鬼小队的合影纪念～

A commemorative group photo of the ghost-hunting squad~

多亏了小队的帮助，粉丝的帮助，这个账号取得了意想不到的成果！

Thanks to the help of the squad and the fans, this account has achieved unexpected success!

接下来，小桂子还想挑战新的领域，现在还没有想好，大家有什么建议吗？

Next, Little Gui wants to challenge new territories, but hasn't decided what it is yet. Leave your suggestions below~

写给新老粉丝的一些话 Some Words for Fans New and Old

#安全第一##用真心对真心#嗨，家人们，最近新来的观众很多，#见鬼实录#上新增贴子也多了很多。我最近发现有一些胆大的家人会跑去帖子里说的地点打卡。但帖子内容未经证实，可能会有潜在的风险哦。所以小桂子在这里也提醒下家人们，有时候，虚假的信息可能会让人掉入不必要的困境，在发帖的时候，一定要保证信息是真实的哦！这样才能保护每个人的安全。感谢大家的支持！

Hi, fam! We've had a lot of new viewers recently, and there have been many new posts under #GhostSighting. I've noticed that some daring viewers are rushing to visit these locations mentioned in the posts. However, these posts have unverified information and may carry potential risks. So, I want to remind everyone that misinformation may lead to unnecessary troubles. When posting, please ensure that the information is accurate to protect everyone's safety. Thank you for your support! #SafetyFirst #StayTrue