AAA《狸狸周刊》需求批发 AAA Furbobo Weekly Wholesale Requests

让《狸狸周刊》重新伟大！ Make Furbobo Weekly Great Again!

普狸策 Furbulitzer:

社长大人，又到了一日一次的下午茶时间…

President, it's time for our daily afternoon tea...

开拓者 Trailblazer:

有个关于十五年前《请变幸福吧》节目组调查的新需求

There's a new request about investigating the Please Be Happy production team from fifteen years ago

开拓者 Trailblazer:

来个狸对接一下

Someone catch me up

普狸策 Furbulitzer:

本狸突感腰酸背痛……

Oof, my back is killing me...

比狸比狸 Furblix:

这边需求已经排到下个月啦社长大人不是我偷懒哦是真的一点空都挤不出来现在案头上堆的稿子像山一样高就算我分身成八只狸猫也写不完。

President, our schedule's booked solid through next month! I swear I'm not slacking off, there's literally no wiggle room! The manuscripts on my desk are piled up like a mountain. Even if I could split myself into eight furbos, I still couldn't get through all this work!

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幻太子 Paraprince:

到底谁有空啊，狸狸不知道呀@尤狸安@尤狸安@尤狸安@尤狸安

Who's even free? I have no idea @Joolyon @Joolyon @Joolyon @Joolyon

尤狸安 Joolyon:

……

...

开拓者 Trailblazer:

没人接吗？我没记错的话，季度考核快到了吧？

No one's picking up? If I remember correctly, the quarterly evaluation is coming up soon, right?

尤狸安 Joolyon:

社长大人！这个活，我「千面尤狸安」接下了！

President! I, The Thousand-Faced Joolyon, will take this job!

尤狸安 Joolyon:

求求您不要优化我啊！

Please, I'm begging you, don't retrench me!