｢世界尽头｣饮单 "World's End" Drink Menu

｢世界尽头｣酒馆的饮品单，记录着店内提供的笑话调饮。 The drink menu at the World's End Tavern lists all their joke-infused drinks.

｢世界尽头｣提醒您：本店所有饮品均由笑话酿造而成，不含酒精，未成年人也可放心饮用。

A note from your friends at World's End: All of our drinks are brewed from jokes and are 100% alcohol-free, so guests of all ages can drink responsibly!

｢极度冰点｣

Absolute Zero

主要由冷笑话酿成。此饮品口感冰爽，味道偏甜，可轻松一饮而下。即便是笑点过低的顾客也可以毫无负担的畅饮。推荐给所有入门级的顾客品尝。

Brewed primarily from dad jokes. This drink is refreshingly icy and sweet, making it incredibly easy to chug. Even customers who are easily amused can enjoy it without a problem. We recommend it for all beginners.

｢热夜之都｣

Capital of Passion

推荐偏好悠长回味的顾客选择，主要由黑色幽默酿成。外表甜美，口感丰富，层次分明。初入口时散发出微微的甘怡，加以品鉴，便会在味蕾上转化为浓烈的苦涩。

Recommended for customers who savor a long, lingering aftertaste. This drink is brewed mainly from dark humor. It looks sweet and has a rich, complex flavor. The first sip offers a hint of sweetness, which, upon further tasting, blooms into an intense bitterness on the tongue.

｢塔拉毒火焰｣

Thalan Toxi-Flame

推荐偏好极端体验的顾客选择，主要由地狱笑话酿成。此饮品笑点较高，味道偏辣，刺激性强。某些行家可能会痴迷这种在清醒与解脱之间的危险平衡，但不建议饮用过多。

Recommended for thrill-seekers, this drink is brewed primarily from hellish jokes. It's a high-brow drink with a spicy, potent flavor. While some connoisseurs may become obsessed with the dangerous balance between lucidity and liberation, overconsumption is not advised.

｢噼咔白葡萄汽水｣

Pika White Grape Soda

推荐喜欢追求新鲜体验的顾客选择，主要由网络上的段子和梗酿成。清爽可口，能让舌尖体会到「噼咔」的感觉。建议在此饮气泡充足时饮用，避免随着时间的推移网络段子和梗变得过时。

For those who like to chase trends, this drink is brewed from the latest internet jokes and memes. It's refreshingly tasty and makes your tongue go "pika." We recommend drinking it while it's still bubbly, before the jokes and memes become obsolete.

｢万籁归寂的箴言｣

Proverb of Utter Stillness

为寻求片刻安宁的顾客而准备，主要由引人莞尔后便陷入沉思的哲理笑话酿成。初品时几乎感觉不到任何强烈的味道，旋即，纷杂的味觉喧嚣将被涤去，只留下对存在本身的默默品味。

Prepared for customers in search of a moment of peace, this drink is brewed from philosophical jokes that first make you chuckle, then leave you in deep thought. You'll hardly taste a thing at first. Then, all at once, the cacophony of flavors is washed away, leaving only a quiet appreciation for existence itself.

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在基础饮品单之外，本店还提供由历任酒保专门调制的特殊饮品单，以此纪念那些不朽的传奇。若您有幸遇见他们当中的某位，请不要错过这难得的杯中欢愉。

In addition to our basic drink menu, the tavern offers a special menu of drinks created by our past drinksmiths to commemorate immortal legends. If you're lucky enough to meet one of them, don't pass up such a rare cup of elation.

｢要有慰藉｣

Let There Be Solace

酒保布拉琪的传奇之作。此饮品是所有情绪的解药，其配方至今无人知晓。饮者纵有千般烦扰、万种纠葛，只需垂眸倾杯，任这盏透明的甘醴沉入肺腑深处，即可令一切忧愁消散，享受那霎时无限的欢愉。

The legendary creation of the drinksmith Bragi. This drink is the cure for all negative emotions, and its recipe remains a mystery. No matter what troubles or worries plague the drinker, they have but to drink this clear, sweet nectar and let it sink into the depths of their soul. All their sorrows will vanish, and they'll enjoy a moment of boundless joy.

｢餍足之艰涩｣

Elusiveness of Satiation

喜好安静的木樨觉得酒馆里太过拥挤，于是用大量的经典笑话制作出此饮品。这款调饮口感醇厚，通常仅需一杯即可令人饱足，再难下咽。尽管这款特调并未让客人们如木樨所愿的那般快速离席，但它为大胃王比赛提供了真正切实有力的材料。

Osmanthus, a lover of quietude, thought the tavern was too crowded, so he made this drink using a huge number of classic jokes. This concoction has a rich, mellow flavor, and one cup is usually enough to leave a person completely full and unable to take another bite. Although this special mix didn't get customers to leave as quickly as Osmanthus had hoped, it did provide some very real and powerful material for the Competitive Eater Championship.

｢自缚的纵火者｣

The Self-Binding Arsonist

暗布雷拉以坚固的讽刺笑话为基底，允许顾客对此饮品进行个性化定制。然而客人们很快会发现，所有试图柔化笑话本质的努力终是徒劳。无论加入什么样的佐料，这款调饮都会保持相同的酸涩与辛辣口感。先是刺喉的灼痛，继而泛起某种近乎自虐的清醒。

Umbralle used potent satirical jokes as a base and allowed customers to customize the drink. However, they quickly learned that all efforts to soften the jokes' core were useless. No matter what you add, the drink keeps its sour and spicy flavor. First comes a burning pain in your throat, followed by a state of near-masochistic clarity.

｢只如初见｣

Just Like the First Time

由自忆庭研学归来的琉璃女士推出，声称能完美复刻任何一位顾客在此喝下的第一杯调饮的滋味。客人们往往对其抱有期待，渴望重温初遇的惊喜。或许是青涩的果酸，或许是笨拙的甜腻。当然，也有可能平淡无味，如果这就是你喝下的第一杯调饮。

Launched by Ms. Ruri after her return from studying at the Garden of Recollection, this drink claims to perfectly recreate the taste of any customer's first drink here. Customers are often full of anticipation, eager to relive the surprise of that first encounter. Maybe it was a tart, fruity acidity, or a clumsy, cloying sweetness. Of course, it might just be bland, if your first drink was nothing special.

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