酒馆宣言 Tavern Declarations

张贴在｢世界尽头｣酒馆里的公告，书写着一些奇怪的规矩。 A notice posted in World's End Tavern lists some strange rules.

「张贴在酒馆墙面上的一则公告，字迹上有明显的涂改痕迹。」

"A notice posted on a wall in the tavern. The writing has clearly been altered."

踏入此地者，须注意以下事项。别让冒犯，成为笑话。

All who enter must abide by the following. Don't let your offense be the punchline.

一、消费入座。

1. Buy a drink to get a seat.

二、阿哈与悲悼伶人禁止进入酒馆，自称为阿哈或悲悼伶人者也不行。

2. Aha and Mourning Actors are prohibited from entering the tavern. The same goes for anyone claiming to be them.

三、不可擅自佩戴他人的面具，也不可宣称别人所佩戴的是自己的面具。若你在酒馆中发现无主的面具，请保持安全距离，并立即联系寄存区管理员。

3. Do not wear another's mask, nor claim that a mask worn by someone else is yours. Should you find an unattended mask in the tavern, maintain a safe distance and notify the custodian immediately.

四、 所有顾客反馈（包括但不限于赞美、抱怨、醉话）均被视为「用户生成内容」。一经记录，本店即拥有将其调制成笑话特饮的永久权利，且无需另行通知。

4. All customer feedback (including but not limited to praise, complaints, and drunken ramblings) shall be considered "user-generated content." Once recorded, this establishment reserves the perpetual right to brew it into a specialty joke-drink, without any further notice.

五、「黄金告解室」只对豪饮过量的客人开放。如果你还记得它在哪儿，那就说明你还没到该去倾吐烦恼的时候，请把位置留给更需要的人。

5. The "Golden Confessional" is open only to guests who have had one too many. If you can still recall where it is, then you're not yet ready to unburden your soul. Please leave it for those more in need.

六、「致命玩笑」中的医疗服务不支持先用后付，但即使你先付账，本店也不能保证你会得到合适的治疗——注：它唯独在*致命*这一点上没开玩笑。

6. The medical service within "Fatal Joke" does not support a pay-later option. However, even with an upfront payment, this establishment cannot guarantee you will receive proper treatment. Note: The one thing it doesn't joke about is its fatality.

七、进入灯球「极乐之星」时，不管使用什么手段，请确保自己的假面愚者身份。

7. When entering the disco ball "Blisstar," you must ensure your identity as a Masked Fool, by any means necessary.

八、本店打烊时间为「当最后一个客人忘记自己是谁」。营业期间，你对本店服务质量的投诉将被视作即兴表演，吧台有权用更大的喧哗盖过你的声音。

8. This establishment closes "when the last customer forgets who they are." During business hours, any complaints about the quality of service will be considered an impromptu performance, and the bar reserves the right to drown out your voice with louder noise.

九、可以赊账，但需向吧台抵押一件比你的幽默感更为珍贵之物。例如：阿哈小时候的故事，出任下一届轮值酒保的机会，亦或是，你对「要有笑声」的坚定信念。

9. You may run a tab, but you must offer the bar collateral more precious than your sense of humor. For example: a story from Aha's childhood, a chance at becoming the next On-duty drinksmith, or your steadfast belief in "Let there be laughter."

十、上述条例的最终解释权归布拉琪阿哈桑博乔瓦尼钟珊阿哈纳努克阿哈未抵花火真正的花火所有。

1. The final power of interpretation for the above articles is vested in Bragi, Aha, Sampo, Giovanni, Zhongshan, Aha, Nanook, Aha, Sparkle the real Sparkle.