狸小龙&狸小虎的简历 Bruce & Tiger Furlee's Resume

前来应聘《狸狸周刊》的狸猫兄弟的简历 Resumes of the furbo brothers applying for positions at Furbobo Weekly

姓名：狸小龙&狸小虎（狸与狸）

Name: Bruce & Tiger Furlee (The Furlee Brothers)

狸小龙：自幼熟读狸猫家训、兵书战策、银河哲学，观点自成一家。晚上准时睡觉，早上准时起床，每日写作，日日不断。与狸小虎在狸猫界可谓是声名远扬。

Bruce Furlee: Since childhood, he's been well-versed in the Furbo Family Code, military tactics, and cosmic philosophy, developing his own unique perspectives. He keeps a strict sleep schedule: early to bed, early to rise. He also writes every single day without fail. Together with Tiger Furlee, he's quite a celebrity in the furbo world.

狸小虎：狸小龙的弟弟。

Tiger Furlee: Bruce Furlee's younger brother.

毕业学校：狸想教育学院

Graduated from: FurBest Educational Institute

工作经验：十年工作成果.exe

Work Experience: TenYearsOfResults.exe

本人优势：

My Strengths:

1. 不懂劳动法。（加班可住公司。）

1. Unfamiliar with labor laws. (Can work overtime and crash at the office.)

2. 稳定性高，不愿意跳槽。（能坚守到公司倒闭。）

2. Highly stable, unwilling to job-hop. (Can stick around until the company goes under.)

3. 以公司为最高优先级，以个人为最低优先级。（不在乎工资只看发展。）

3. Puts the company as the top priority, self-interests as the lowest priority. (Doesn't care about salary, only focusing on career development.)

4. 7*24小时随时待命，出问题随时解决。（凡有问题，及时响应。）

4. On call 24/7, ready to solve problems anytime. (Immediate response for any issue.)

5. 能端茶倒水，能夸能舔。（也可学习后空翻。）

5. Can serve tea and pour water, flatter and bootlick. (Can also learn to do backflips.)