幻月游戏胜者行迹:宇宙弹指间 Phantasmoon Games Winner's Traces: The Universe in an Instant

一本娱乐读物,收录了幻月游戏胜者们在宇宙间整出的各种大活。 An entertainment read collecting the big stunts that Phantasmoon Games winners have pulled off in Planarcadia.

自幻月游戏被乐子神创造以来,每逢幻月满盈,便会迎来谒者们打得头破血流的美好季节。对欢愉有所欲求的宇宙大能们,或为众人献上精彩的表演,令千万人沉沦于欢笑与寓言;或全然不顾脸面,厮杀个你死我活,引得看台下哄堂大笑。

Ever since the Phantasmoon Games were created by The Laughter, each time the Phantasmoon is full, the glorious season arrives where Supplicants beat each other bloody. Cosmic powerhouses seeking the Elation either put on spectacular shows for the masses, drowning millions in comedy and fable, or throw all dignity out the window, going at each other tooth and nail while the crowd roars with laughter from the stands.

总之,无论是胜者,还是获得欢愉力量的谒者,历代幻月游戏总会整些大活儿。今天,小编特此选取了有记载的、祸及寰宇的数个胜者行迹(部分疑似),供大家一笑。

In short, whether it's the victor or the Supplicant who gains the Strength of Elation, every Phantasmoon Games throughout history has been known to pull off some pretty wild stunts. Today, I have specially selected several documented (and some suspected) traces of victors whose exploits wreaked havoc across the universe, for your amusement.

毛茸茸

Fluffy

据野史记载,星穹列车的列车长在很久以前并不是毛茸茸的,直到某位幻月游戏的胜者,要宇宙里多出更多的毛茸茸。但在后来的采访中,列车长否认了这一说辞。

According to wild tales, the conductor of the Astral Express wasn't always fluffy, not until a certain victor of the Phantasmoon Games wished for more Fluffies to populate the universe. However, in a later interview, the conductor denied this claim.

有关欢愉的寓言

Parable of the Elation

传说,在琥珀纪2144纪,阿德里安•斯宾塞-史密斯曾以未知的方式赢得了幻月游戏的胜利,人们屏息凝神等待他将创造的奇迹,但一分钟后,宇宙无事发生。有传言称,他从用欢愉的神力编织了一个寓言故事,这一传言随着他的销声匿迹,再无考证的余地。

Legend has it that in Amber Era 2144, Adrian Spencer Smith won the Phantasmoon Games through unknown means. Everyone held their breath, waiting for the miracle he would create, but a minute later, nothing happened in the universe. Rumors claim he wove a parable using the divine power of the Elation, but with his disappearance, this rumor can no longer be verified.

文字的生命力

The Vitality of Words

琥珀纪2146纪,宇宙各地同时出现了大规模的文字逃逸现象。共计一万颗以上的星球,其文字获得生命和行动能力,从书本、屏幕等信息载体上逃离。该现象于一分钟后终止,造成了大量技术成果与历史文献遗失。博识学会的数据库中,有关善见天的资料大规模遗失。据猜测,本次胜利的谒者或为一位焚化工或谜语人。

In 2146 AE, a massive textual escape occurred simultaneously across the universe. On more than ten thousand planets, written words gained life and the ability to move, fleeing from information receptacles such as books and screens. The phenomenon ceased after one minute, resulting in the loss of massive amounts of technological achievements and historical documents. In the Intelligentsia Guild's database, data related to the Eden of Blessed Insight was lost on a massive scale. It is speculated that the victorious Supplicant of this incident was either one of The Cremators or Riddlers.

哀悼星域

Mourning Segmentum

琥珀纪2147纪,在拉夫卡迪奥、艾普瑟隆、赫尔多林等多个星系,出现了复数的空间裂隙,并不断在真空中发出「哭泣声」。进入其周围1光年内的生物都会无法抑制地哭泣,直至离开。该事件与幻月游戏结束的时间高度吻合,但博识学会并未证明二者的相关性。在穿过艾普瑟隆「哀悼星域」后的必经之路上,公司为星际和平娱乐的总部选定了新址,后来它被称为——千星城。

In 2147 AE, multiple Space Fissures appeared across several star systems including Lafcadio, Epsilon, and Heldorin, continuously emitting "cries" into the vacuum. Any living beings within 1 light-year of their vicinity would uncontrollably weep until they were outside the range. The timing of this incident coincided with the end of the Phantasmoon Games, though Intelligentsia Guild has not confirmed any correlation between the two. On the inevitable route passing through Epsilon's Mourning Segmentum, the IPC selected a new site for Interastral Peace Entertainment's headquarters, which would later become known as Astropolis.

还魂

Reincarnation

琥珀纪2157纪,一位混沌医师获得幻月游戏的胜利,他试图创造一个有死后世界的宇宙,以冲淡死亡为生命带来的虚无感。拉夫卡迪奥及周围数个星系中,来自过去的「死者的幻影」挤满了各个星球,该现象持续了数个系统时,造成了严重的秩序混乱。据称,某位星穹列车领航员的身影曾短暂出现在亚德丽芬。

In 2157 AE, a Doctor of Chaos won the Phantasmoon Games and attempted to create a universe with an afterlife to dilute the sense of emptiness that death brings to life. In Lafcadio and several surrounding star systems, "phantoms of death" from the past crowded every planet. This phenomenon lasted for several system hours, causing severe disruption. It is said that the figure of a certain Astral Express Navigator briefly appeared on Adlivun.

一则趣闻

An Anecdote

据传,某位星际和平公司的高管曾在年轻时参加过幻月游戏,并取得了胜利。但正如大量被欢愉神力改写的现实,二相乐园的历史并无相关记录。从时间、年龄和业务范围推断,大量证据指向了市场开拓部的奥斯瓦尔多,但他本人从未对此做出回应。

Rumor has it that a high-ranking executive at the Interastral Peace Corporation once participated in the Phantasmoon Games in their youth and emerged victorious. However, like countless other realities rewritten by the power of Elation, Planarcadia's historical records contain no trace of this event. Based on timeline, age, and operational scope, massive evidence points toward Oswaldo from the Marketing Development Department, but he has never responded to these claims.

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