吧台抵押手册 Bar Collateral Pamphlet

一本小册子,登记着愚者们用以换取调饮的各种抵押物。 A small booklet that records various items pawned by Fools in exchange for drinks.

吧台附近被随意弃置的一本小册子,登记着愚者们在窘迫时用以换取饮品的抵押物。

A small booklet left carelessly by the bar, logging the collateral used by the Fools to trade for drinks when they were in a pinch.

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编号#2202

Item #2202

物品名:苏打靓汤(威力加强版)

Item Name: Soda Savory Soup (Enhanced Edition)

抵押人:苏清铃

Pawned by: Suethaya

备注:封装于易拉罐中的*饮品*(苏小姐坚持要用这个名词来称呼它),形制与普通汽水无异。苏小姐声称,这是她为应对「世界末日级别的灵感枯竭」而特制的终极补给品,必要时,也可勉强作为世界末日级别的整蛊道具来使用。

Note: A beverage (Miss Sue insisted on this noun) sealed in a can, identical in form to a regular soda. Miss Sue claims this is her ultimate supply, specially made to "counter an apocalyptic-level creative drought," and can, if need be, reluctantly serve as an apocalyptic-level prank item.

编号#2203

Item #2203

物品名:邻居家的扫地机器人

Item Name: The Neighbor's Robot Vacuum

抵押人:艾略特

Pawned by: Elliot

备注:一位邻居仅仅拜托艾略特在其外出旅游期间帮忙照顾下家里的扫地机器人,却忘了允许艾略特拿小机器人来赊一杯喝的。艾略特大度地原谅了邻居的疏忽,并把冰冷的小机器人换成了温暖的调饮。

Note: A neighbor had only asked Elliot to look after their cleaning robot while they were on vacation, but forgot to give him permission to pawn the little robot for a drink. Elliot graciously forgave his neighbor's oversight and exchanged the cold little robot for a warm beverage.

编号#2204

Item #2204

物品名:绝版游戏卡带

Item Name: Discontinued Game Cartridge

抵押人:白砚

Pawned by: Blancink

备注:与卡带一同绝版的,还有那台运行它的老旧机器。但与其余将吧台当作垃圾回收站的愚者不同,白先生并未将二者一同抵押。白先生说这是为了提醒自己,不要忘了赎回这份封印着他「未通关的青春」的卡带。

Note: Along with the cartridge, the old console that ran it is also discontinued. However, unlike the other Fools who use the bar as a dump, Mr. Blancink did not pawn both. He said it serves to remind him to buy back this cartridge, which seals away his "incomplete youth."

编号#2205

Item #2205

物品名:褪色藏宝图

Item Name: A Faded Treasure Map

抵押人:顾远舟

Pawned by: Gu Yuanzhou

备注:这张藏宝图是顾远舟从他父亲那里继承而来,据说也是由他祖父传给他父亲的。虽然顾远舟是在十年前得到的这张藏宝图,但他年初忙着制定计划,年中疲于准备各项物资,年末又觉得或许应该做个更完善的方案。这么一年一年,很快十年就过去了。

Note: Gu Yuanzhou inherited this treasure map from his father, who in turn supposedly received it from his grandfather. Although Gu Yuanzhou got this map ten years ago, he was busy drafting plans at the start of the year, and preoccupied with preparing supplies mid-year. And by year's end, he felt he should probably come up with a better plan. So, year after year, a decade flew by.

编号#2206

Item #2206

物品名:点睛之笔

Item Name: The Finishing Touch

抵押人:薇奥拉

Pawned by: Viola

备注:由绘师薇奥拉精心调配的颜料,与她眼眸的色彩完全一致。薇奥拉曾想藉此创造以自身为原型的幻造种,但她旋即怀疑自己是否为真正的「薇奥拉」所创造的幻造种,由此陷入到对星空的深刻恐惧中。

Note: A pigment carefully mixed by the artist Viola, identical in color to her eyes. Viola once intended to create an imagenae modeled after herself, but she soon began to suspect that she herself was an imagenae created by the true "Viola," and thus fell into a deep dread of the starry cosmos.

编号#2207

Item #2207

物品名:给钟珊的信

Item Name: Letter to Zhongshan

抵押人:辛西缇娅

Pawned by: Cynsithia

备注:一封停留在草稿状态的信。信纸上有反复修改与泪痕干涸的印记,开头从「亲爱的钟珊」「致陌生的钟珊」到「我憎恨的钟珊」变换了十余次。辛西缇娅声称,她已经知道该如何劝说钟珊和她一起出道去当虚拟偶像了,只是还没准备好开口。

Note: A letter that remains a draft. The paper shows signs of repeated corrections and dried tear stains. The opening has been changed over ten times, from "Dear Zhongshan" to "To the unfamiliar Zhongshan" to "To my hated Zhongshan." Cynsithia claims she now knows how to persuade Zhongshan to debut as a virtual idol with her, and she's just not ready to bring it up yet.

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