研究报告:约特伍德水晶体 Research Report: Tottonid Crystals

一位科员针对约特伍德水晶开展地跨界实验,但由于疏忽导致实验样本出错,最后成为一份无效的厕纸报告。 One of the researchers carried out a cross-border experiment on the Tottonid Crystals, but due to negligence, the researcher made a mistake on the test

标题:浅析约特伍德水晶体内部电讯号交流的媒介素养特质

Title: A Brief Analysis of Media Literacy Quality Between Telecommunication in Tottonid Crystals

报告人:星域界种科室I级科员

Report Author: Department of Ecology Lv. 1 Researcher

报告编号:04890

Report Number: 04890

报告正文:

Report Text:

硅基世界星球的生命为我们揭晓了新的信息传播途径,约特伍德水晶体内部的波纹便是最好的证明。本文将围绕约特伍德水晶体影印版进行探索。

Lifeforms on the silicon-based world unveiled new ways of information transmission to us, and the waves in the interior of a Tottonid Crystal is the best evidence of that claim. This study will attempt to explore that with reconstructed Tottonid Crystal samples.

实验者将三枚不同个体水晶分别放置于三个真空容器内,确保三者无法以接触的方式获得信息传递。随后将实验体1号水晶连接电流文字传感器,随后输入预置信息。信息中包含五个信息点,其中四条为约特伍德皇族正统历史,最后一条为皇族小道秘闻。

The researcher placed three individual crystals into three vacuum containers to ensure the crystals will not be able to receive transmissions from each other through physical contact. Then Subject #1 was connected to an electronic transducer before a preset message was input. The message includes five information points, of which four are genuine imperial history of the Tottonids, and one is a rumor regarding the empire.

在信息传递结束后,实验者将三枚水晶放置于统一环境下,静置24小时,并对三枚水晶的电讯号进行实时监控。数据显示,实验体1号首先分享了一条约特伍德皇族正统历史,这让2号与3号都做出了正面反馈。随后,实验体1号开始分享皇族小道秘闻,并且自行补充了诸多先前实验者未曾表述的细节,这让2号和3号实验体内部电讯号波动幅度极大,但很快显示三枚水晶的电讯号趋于一致,表现出了高度的同频状态。以下将展示部分水晶体交流信息:

After the transmission process is over, the researcher placed the three crystals in identical environments and observed the electrical signals of the crystals in real time for 24 hours. Data shows that Subject #1 first shared a piece of genuine history of the Tottonid monarchs, to which Subjects #2 and #3 responded positively. Then, Subject #1 shared the piece of rumor about the Tottonid Empire, and autonomously added details that the researchers did not input, causing the internal electrical signals in Subjects #2 and #3 to fluctuate extremely. However, the three crystals quickly synchronized, exhibiting a high degree of resonance. The following are some examples of the messages between the crystals during the observation:

1号:认识米西斯芬克不?

#1: Do you know Messphink?

2号:那是谁?

#2: No, who's that?

1号:我也只是听说啊,就这个米西斯芬克,是约特伍德三世的腹足……

#1: It's only a rumor, but I heard this Messphink is the offspring of Tottonid III...

3号:三世的腹足不是罗斯旺吗?它是出名的智慧!

#3: Isn't Tottonid III's offspring Rosevank? They're famous for their wisdom!

1号:所以我这才强调听说嘛!罗斯旺是明面上的,米西斯芬克是私生的!

#1: That's why I said it's a rumor! Rosevank is the one above the table, and Messphink is an illegitimate one!

3号:啊!?不会吧?如果是真的,罗斯旺不可能没发现吧?

#3: Wha!? No way! If it were real, there's no way Rosevank didn't find out, right?

2号:可能罗斯旺发现了,故意没说呢……

#2: Maybe Rosevank did find out, they just didn't expose this...

1号:有可能米西斯芬克不仅是三世皇帝的腹足,还是罗斯旺的……

#1: You know, maybe Messphink is not only Tottonid III's offspring, but also Rosevank's...

(笔者注:外置信息中并无该细节,这是1号自行补充而成的信息)

(Author's Note: The preset messages did not include this detail. It was added on by Subject #1 without prompting)

3号:天哪!这太荒唐!但这又确实像皇族会干得出来的事情……

#3: Oh my word, this is ridiculous! But it does sound like something the imperial family would do...

综上,实验者认为约特伍德体水晶内部的交流也存在主观感受与客观认识的差异,且该差异极有可能与碳基生物具有相似性。望批准进一步深度研究。

To summarize, the researchers believe that the Tottonid crystals also experience differences between subjective perception and objective awareness during communication between individuals, and that the difference is most likely similar to that of carbon-based organisms. Further in-depth studies are requested to be approved.

上级回复:亲爱的,我并不打算否认这项研究的价值与合理性,我相信你是一名优秀的科员。只可惜你使用的约特伍德水晶影印版转码存在报错——一位科员不小心在导出的过程中加入了自己的脑电波片段。所以这份报告也不能算没有价值,至少我们算是知道了空间站的确需要关注媒介素养问题。

Supervisor's Comment: My dear, I do not wish to deny this study's value and logicality. I believe that you are an outstanding researcher. However, there is an error with the transcoding of your Tottonid Crystal samples — One of the researchers accidentally included their own transcoded brain waves during the output. This report is not completely useless, however. At least we now know that there is a need to pay attention to media literacy in the space station.

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