猎彗人宝藏 Comet Hunter's Treasure

猎彗人何塞•拉萨罗的秘藏，一场事先张扬的恶作剧。 Comet Hunter Hosea Lazaro's treasure, a prank that has been advertised in advance.

猎彗人宝藏（一） Comet Hunter's Treasure (I)

一致「宝藏」的发掘者：

To Treasure Hunters: (I)

呀呼！你被耍啦！

Ha! You are fooled!

其实，根本就没有什么「宝藏」。

There is no "treasure" at all.

唯一的大礼，就是藏在这房间里我的四张涂鸦手稿。我想你也认出来了，其中还有黑塔大人的风姿，没想到吧？

The only reward is the four scrawls by me hidden in this room. You must have recognized it. Yes, there's lord Herta's handwriting as well. Surprise, eh?

如果你是一名兢兢业业的小科员，深呼吸吧！千万别吓得倒在地板上死了。

If you are a junior who worries all day to impress your boss, take a deep breath! No good if you have a heart attack now.

如果你是一个具有娱乐精神的年轻人，我建议你把它们都收集起来，生活不顺时就拿出来看看，在黯淡无光的塔内研究之余，给自己找点乐子。

If you are one of those playful young fellows, I'd suggest you take them, go back to them when you find life miserable and have a good laugh when you are not busy doing your research in a dark corner of the tower.

呀哈哈的何塞•拉萨罗

Laughing Hosea Lazaro

猎彗人宝藏（二） Comet Hunter's Treasure (II)

二致「宝藏」的发掘者：

To Treasure Hunters: (II)

好吧，你能看到这段话，说明你听从了我的建议，具有百折不挠的宝贵品质。

Right, if you are reading this, you've probably listened to me. That means you always follow through with what you started.

我承认，你绕了这么一大圈，我要是一根毛也没留下，是有点不地道。

I have to admit, it would hurt my reputation had I asked you to go through so much trouble just for nothing.

毕竟我不知道过去这么多个琥珀纪后，来到这里的你到底是谁。

After all, I can't foresee to whom this letter will go so many Amber Eras later.

有那么千分之一的可能，你是我何塞•拉萨罗在未来的卫道者、冉冉升起的精神接班人。

There is a chance, however unlikely it may be, that you are a future defender of my reputation, someone worthy of my legacy.

如果贸然误伤友军，岂不是很过意不去？

Wouldn't want to accidentally put you under friendly fire, would I?

没办法了，现在，我打算把真正的「宝藏」秀出来。

Hm, so be it. It's time that I bring forward the real treasure.

你尊敬的何塞•拉萨罗

Your Respected Hosea Lazaro

猎彗人宝藏（三） Comet Hunter's Treasure (III)

三致「宝藏」的发掘者：

To Treasure Hunters: (III)

你喝过一种名叫「卡利白」的汽水吗？

Have you tried a type of soda named "Kapo-Kali"?

它一度是空间站的招牌，风靡南垣星系的反重力饮品。

It was once the signature of the space station, extremely popular in the Southern Orion system.

不好意思，除了大名鼎鼎的勘星钎与星域导影之外，

Sorry to brag, but I'm indeed the creator of the famous Astro Rod and Cosmos Guide.

毋庸置疑，那也是我何塞•拉萨罗的手笔。

And undoubtedly, "Kapo-Kali" is also my creation.

「星际和平公司」曾经想花五百万信用点买下它的配方，被我拒绝了。

The IPC offered me five million credits for the recipe and I turned them down.

「黑塔•万有应物科」的温槐仁曾经三十三次试图来偷师，被我打得鼻青脸肿。

Wen Huairen from the Herta Department of Implement Arts attempted (and failed) to steal it 33 times, all resulting in him getting a good smack from me.

现在，我将它的配方公之于下——

I will now make the recipe public...

它可值五百万啊。且听下回分解。

Five million's worth! See you in the next letter.

金牌调饮师何塞•拉萨罗

Legendary Drink-Maker Hosea Lazaro

猎彗人宝藏（四） Comet Hunter's Treasure (IV)

四致「宝藏」的发掘者：

To Treasure Hunters: (IV)

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不要怀疑自己的眼睛，以上就是「卡利白」的珍贵秘方。

Yes, you are seeing it right. Above is the secret recipe of Kapo-Kali.

诓你的人是小狗。

I swear on my Mom's life that it's authentic.

如果你是自己人，你会知道上哪儿破译上方这一串密码。

If you are one of us, you'll know how to decrypt it.

提示：它需要用到一种特殊显影法。

Got a tip for you: A specific method of autoradiography is required to reveal the text.

绝对够意思的何塞•拉萨罗

Hosea Lazaro the Terrific