阿德勒的怪谈研究报告 Adler's Research Report on Ghost Stories

应物科科员阿德勒撰写的研究报告，记录着空间站中的各类怪谈。 The research report written by Adler, a member of the Department of Implement Arts. It records all kinds of ghost stories of the Herta Space Station.

其一 Part I

聒噪防盗门

Rowdy Security Door

琥珀未知纪，「黑塔」空间站迎来了那位命定的科员。他悄悄许下诺言：要在空间站付出自己余生所有的精力，去创造独一无二的科研成果。却不料，他的「余生」过于漫长，几乎是与无尽划上了等号。

During one Amber Era, Herta Space Station welcomed a fateful researcher. He quietly made a vow to devote the rest of his life's effort on the space station to the pursuit of unique scientific research results. Unfortunately, the "rest of his life" turned out to be longer than expected, perhaps even amounting to eternity.

我们无从得知他当时面临了什么样的实验事故，但我们可以确认，这场「事故」是后续「故事」的必要先决条件。要推论出之前的故事，不妨稍稍发挥一下想象力：那或许是一个有着「精神投射」效果的奇物，又或许他正在完成的项目本身就是有关「精神投射」领域的内容。他怀着期许按下按钮，以为屏幕上会出现自己梦寐以求的数据，却不料迎来的是悲剧的开始。

We know not what sort of experimental accident he faced at the time, but we can confirm that this "accident" was a necessary prerequisite for the story that follows. To deduce past events, you might need to use a little imagination — Perhaps it was a Curio capable of "mental projection," or perhaps the project he was working on was itself related to the topic of "mental projection." He pushed the button with anticipation, thinking that the data he had dreamed of would appear on the screen, but what he did not expect was the beginning of a tragedy.

防卫科的记录显示，空间站中历来发生的事故中，不乏科员牺牲的情况，但却从未有科员「原地消失」的明确记载。但他的「躯体」就这么消失了，没人知道去了哪儿，也没人能将他的经历记录成册。或许直到今天，今空间站的尘埃里都还有它的影子——造化弄人，实验的最后一步竟是由他自己亲自完成，他的大脑思维被完整地投射在某个物体上。

The Security Department records show that among the accidents that have occurred in the space station, there have many deaths of researchers, but not once has there been a clear record of a researcher "disappearing into thin air." But his body did, in fact, disappear, and no one knows where he went. Moreover, no one had any records of his experience. Perhaps to this day, a shadow of it still remains in the dust of the space station. What a cruel twist of fate. He completed the final step of the experiment by himself — his mind was completely projected into an object.

试想，如果你只能「观测」眼前发生的种种，却无法对其进行干涉或做出符合自己想法的行为，是一种怎么样的体验？答案是：很难不扭曲！将大脑思维关押在一间「牢狱」之中，但思维在其中表现为何物？究竟是什么载体可以承载虚无缥缈的思维？没人知道答案。

Just imagine, what kind of experience would it be if you could only "observe" what's happening in front of you, but couldn't interact with it or act in line with your own thoughts? The answer: It's torture! The mind is trapped in a "prison," but what do the thoughts represent? What kind of receptacle can carry formless thoughts? Nobody knows the answer.

但是，这让空间站多了一份阴翳——谁又希望自己的咖啡杯里泡着的不是热腾腾的咖啡，而是某个成年人的负面思绪呢？

However, this casts a shadow over the space station. Who would like to have a cup filled with a human's negative thoughts instead of piping hot coffee?

有科员反应称，自己曾在科室防盗门附近听闻怪声。他将这个声音描述为「如泣如咽但又聒噪不已」，怀疑是有神秘的生物在哭泣。本人与助理很快完成了走访调查，并再次回访了那扇神秘而又聒噪的防盗门。然而情况却令在场的所有人倍感遗憾——我们并未发现任何可疑现象，也并没有发现足以支撑「精神投射」的根据性证据。在笔者与助理坚持不懈的深入调查下，我们最终发现该防盗门附近有一位落单的呜呜伯，它不断发出「呜呜」声。但某位科员却因神经衰弱，将其叫声误以为是哭喊声，进而引发了这场闹剧。

A researcher responded that he had heard strange noises near the security door of the department. He described the sound as a "shrill incessant wailing," like the cries of some strange creature. My assistant and I quickly completed the interview and investigation, and visited the mysterious and rowdy security door again. However, the situation was regrettable for everyone there. We did not find any suspicious phenomenon, nor any evidence that could support the theory of "mental projection." Under the relentless in-depth investigation of my assistant and I, we finally found a lone Wubbaboo near the security door, who kept making "woo woo" sounds. However, one of the researchers, in their exhaustion, mistook this for crying, which eventually led to this wild goose chase.

笔者在此呼吁：怪谈需解怪，工作需适度！让我们下期再见！

The author hereby requests: Ghost stories need to be debunked, and work needs to be moderated! See you next time!

其二 Part II

消失的马桶

Vanished Toilet

笔者注：没有想到大家这么喜欢怪谈笔记，感谢大家的支持！我在之后会认真与助理走访调查，给大家带来不一样的阅读体验。另外我也认真浏览了大家的评论区意见，其中有很多读者表示不太喜欢我的行文风格。我会在这次的笔记中加以调整。也欢迎大家多多在评论区留言提意见哦！

Author's note: I didn't expect everyone to like my ghost story compilation so much. Thank you everyone for your support! In the future, I will dig deeper with my assistant to bring you a different reading experience. In addition, I also carefully looked over everyone's opinions in the comments section, and many readers expressed that they did not like my writing style. I'll make adjustments in this story. You are also welcome to leave your thoughts in the comments section!

「如果在你眼前突然冒出一个马桶，你有没有勇气走上前按下冲水键？」

"If a toilet suddenly appears in front of you, do you have the courage to step up and flush it?"

前些日子笔者收到一份特殊的投稿，因投稿者本人要求，具体的细节不便透露。唯一可以透露的是，这是一封来自怪谈「亲历者」的来信，里面记载的怪谈经历也是前所未有的新奇故事。

Several days ago, I received a special submission. Due to the request of the contributor, it is inconvenient to disclose the specific details. The only thing that can be revealed is that this is a letter from an "eyewitness" of the ghost story, and the experience of the story is also novel, never-seen-before content.

通过采访这位怪谈亲历者，笔者和助理还原了这个怪谈的全貌：如果按下了走廊尽头突然出现的神秘马桶的「冲水键」，就会失去知觉，并且被「带」到一个神秘的房间……

By interviewing the eyewitness, my assistant and I pieced together the full picture of the ghost story: If you press the flush button of the mysterious toilet that suddenly appears at the end of the corridor, you will lose consciousness and be "taken" to a mysterious room...

由于笔者与助理未能找到这个神秘的马桶，故而无法解释身体移动这个过程中的原理。但是我们走访了那个神秘房间。在推开门的刹那，笔者心中其实充满了恐惧和忐忑：这会不会是一个陷阱？会不会是空间站的藏污纳垢之地？但为了给读者朋友们揭露真相，我还是走了进去。

Since my assistant and I were unable to find the mysterious toilet, it was impossible to explain the mechanism of bodily transportation. But we did visit that mysterious room. The moment when I opened the door, I was actually full of fear and apprehension: Could it be a trap? Or maybe it was a place for some of the space station's under-the-table activities? Alas, in order to reveal the truth to my friends and readers, I went on in.

结果这只是一个普通房间，里面有位应物科的科员，正在努力追寻着「马桶」，哦不，它的正确名字是「实验品13号」的下落…在笔者与这位科员的耐心沟通下，这才探明事情原委——原来那个神秘的「马桶」，是应物科借来做某项保密实验的奇物，代号为「实验品13号」。由于实验中有科员操作失误，使得「实验品13号」在空间站中留下了种种传言。

It turned out that it was just an ordinary room, and there was a researcher from the Department of Implement Arts, who was trying to track down the "toilet." Rather, its correct name was "Experiment 13"... After patiently talking with the researcher, the full story was uncovered — the mysterious "toilet" was a Curio borrowed by the Department of Implement Arts for a confidential experiment, code-named "Experiment 13." Due to a mistake by the researcher in the experiment, Experiment 13 caused all kinds of rumors throughout the space station.

当然，对于这位科员的解释，究竟是背后的真相？抑或是某种阴谋？还是…这个答案交给评论区的你们来书写！欢迎大家参与「空间站怪谈」话题下的讨论，本期的主题是：按下我的冲水键！笔给你，你来写！

But is that the whole truth behind the researcher's explanation? Or is it some kind of conspiracy? Or maybe... the answer is left to you to write in the comments section! Everyone is welcome to discuss this topic of "Space Station Ghost Stories." The theme is: Press my flush! Have the pen to yourself!

其三 Part III

停更通知

Hiatus Notice

很抱歉地告诉各位读者，本账号将无限期停止内容更新。

I regret to inform readers that this account will cease updating content indefinitely.

笔者因个人因素，无力继续连载本报告的后续内容。

Due to personal reasons, I am unable to continue serializing the follow-up content of this report.

同时，笔者在此严肃声明：本账号所发布内容均为笔者根据空间站中的传闻改编，不具备任何科研严谨性，同时不代表任何笔者个人参与实验项目的态度或思路。请大家理性看待！

At the same time, I hereby solemnly declare that the content published on this account is adapted by the author based on the rumors in the space station. Please understand it does not have any scientific rigor, nor does it represent the views of the author toward participation in any experimental project.

最后，感谢大家多日来对本报告的喜爱与陪伴！

Finally, I would like to thank everyone for your love and support throughout the run of this report!