爆炸头协会纲领 The Curlcademy Guidelines

空间站的爆炸头协会纲领，包含强烈的主观意志 The guidelines for the Curlcademy on the space station, contains very subjective views.

协会名称

Association Name

黑塔•狂野爆炸头协会

Herta Curlcademy

协会纲领

Association Guidelines

科学进步的脚步飞速向前迈进，而人类自我建设的进程却像蜗行牛步。身为科研工作人员，我们有义务承担便于他人识别我们科室的责任，故而已然牺牲了一部分的自我判定特色——那就是衣着。面对千篇一律的衣着，我们当以其他途径加强属于个人的特色。本协会认为，头颅之所以生长于人的躯干顶部，不仅仅是因为它里面装了个脑子那么简单。它必然扮演了不可替代的职责，那就是「识别」的意义。所以烫一个属于自己的独一无二「爆炸头」，便是掌握自我认识的关键一步。唯有如此，空间站才会在科学的气息之下，弥漫出人性的馥郁之香。

Modern science progresses at a rapid pace, while humanity's self-determination approaches at a snail's pace. We have a duty as researchers to help others identify our department more easily, and so we have shed part of our personal flair: Our outfits. We should strengthen our personalities in different ways, rather than cliché clothes. We believe that our heads evolved to grow out of the tops of our torsos not simply because they contain the brain. They must play a vital role — that of Identification. Therefore, grooming your own personal hairstyle is a key step in mastering your identity. This is the only way to bring a whiff of humanity beneath the stench of science aboard the space station.

协会方针

Association Motto

每日一定形，每周一护发，每月一加固。

Sculpt daily, condition weekly, and strengthen monthly.

协会目标

Association Goals

本协会主要面向「黑塔」空间站的科研人员以及工作人员。培养大家的独特魅力；适应危急时刻特殊需要；掌握一门独特的烫发手艺；为寰宇输送源源不断的「爆炸头」能量。

Mainly aimed at the researchers and staff aboard the Herta space station: To nurture everyone's unique vibe, to rapidly respond to crises, to master meticulous perming technique, and to deliver a steady stream of fashionable hairstyles for the whole universe.