不完整的录音自动转译文档 An Incomplete Automatic Transcript

两位研究奇物的科员，在反物质军团入侵前夕留下实验录音，该文档系录音自动转译而成。 Two researchers left a few tapes about their Curio experiment on the night of the Antimatter Legion's invasion. This document was translated from the recording

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「……」（一段嘈杂的声音，似乎是电流接通出现了故障）

"..." (A series of noises seemingly indicating an electrical malfunction)

「024号，这台设备有问题，我上次实验就跟你讲过。」

"024, I told you during the last experiment that this device is problematic."

「289号，别拿出上级的口吻和我说话，我们都是初级科员。」

"289, stop speaking to me like you're my superior. We're both only entry-level researchers."

「倘若你真的想与我平起平坐，就不会允许你的左手放在距离终端机键盘3厘米远的位置。顺带一提，我们的操作使用规范安全距离只被许可到10厘米。」

"If you really want to be at the same level as me, you wouldn't place your left hand at three centimeters from the keyboard. By the way, our standard safe operating distance allows only as close as ten centimeters."

「你能好好活到这个岁数，看来过去生活的星系文明发展极高。」

"Having lived to this age, you must have lived on a planet with high level of civilization."

「这么说来我就能理解你的粗鲁和健忘了，毕竟出身不同。289号，给我镊子，这似乎是一根毛发。」

"Now I understand your insolence and forgetfulness. We have vastly different backgrounds after all. 289, pass me a pair of tweezers. This looks like a strand of hair."

「……（脚步声与工具碰撞的声音）拿好镊子，别被戳破手指头了，辛德瑞拉。」

"... (sound of footfalls and tools clanging) Hold the tweezers and don't get your fingers pricked, Cinderella."

「看来我们这次的实验会有收获，这根毛发的颜色是漂亮的红棕。顺带一提，辛德瑞拉是被纺锤刺破了手指头。」

"Our experiment this time should yield results. The strand of hair is a beautiful auburn. Speaking of, Cinderella pricked her finger on a spindle of a spinning wheel."

「289号的童话课堂开始了，主角是一只红棕色毛发的猩猩。它或许生前使用过这台打字机，并且书写过无数动人的童话……」

"289's Fairy Tale 101 is in session, starring an orangutan with auburn hair. It may have used this typewriter during its lifetime, and may have written countless touching fairy tales..."

「（重物碰撞的声音）024号，你可以不来帮忙，但请你不要制造噪音。」

"(heavy thud) 024, it's okay if you don't want to help, but please do not make noise."

「噪音？你是说你的『顺带一提小课堂』吗？」

"Noise? You mean your Speaking-Of lectures?"

「（更为清脆的碰撞声传来，墙壁似乎发出了嘎吱嘎吱的声音）024，这是我最后一次警告你，否则我将在汇报成果的时候，顺带一提你今天都捣了多少乱。」

"(a crisper knocking sound and the wall seems to crumble) 024, this is my last warning. Heed it, or I will file a report on how much noise you have been making today."

「289号，少装出专家的样子血口喷人。我看这些怪声，都是你搞的鬼！」

"289, stop pretending like you're an expert and trying to put the blame on me. All these noises came from you!"

「可笑，我可没有心思像个孩子似的打闹。你还不如说是反物质军团入侵空间站！」

"That's funny. I don't have the capacity to join your childish blame game. You might as well say the Antimatter Legion invaded the space station!"

「啊哈！我早就想亲生经历一回！这样我就可以加入军团，一口气把你的肚皮刺穿！」

"Aha! I've wanted to experience that for so long now! Then I could join the legion and spear a hole in your stomach!"

「024号，如果不是你的智商不允许，否则我真的会怀疑过往几次障碍判别终端的入侵记录都是你在搞鬼。」

"024, if it weren't for your low intelligence, I would've suspected the last few false positive invasion records on the obstacle detection terminal is your work."

「……（金属碰撞的声音愈来愈响）」

"... (metallic clangs getting louder)"

「看不出来你还挺有行动力的。老实说吧024号，你这把匕首是从哪儿弄来的？不会是从收容舱里偷出来的吧？」

"Looks like you do have some capability for action. Be honest, 024, where did you get the dagger from? You didn't steal it from the storage, did you?"

「…289号，这不是我的匕首。」

"...289, this dagger is not mine."

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「救命啊！！！！！」

"Help!!!"

录音文档智能分类：#反物质军团# #械斗未遂# #实验失败# #低质# #厕所音乐#

Smart Classification on Recording: #AntimatterLegion #FailedArmedFight #FailedExperiment #LowQuality #LowQualityReading