科员们的留言便条 Researchers' Memo Notes

空间站科员之间相互留言的便条，记录着空间站工作与生活中的细碎片段。 Notes that researchers in the space station use to leave messages to each other.

其一 Part I

——该死，怎么密码又要更新了？

— Dagnabbit, the password changed again?

——密码是██████，请记住密码是██████！

— The password is ██████. Remember, the password is ██████!

——谁这么没素质啊，把密码涂上了是几个意思？我们其他人也要用的啊！

— Which uncivilized person blacked out the password? Other people like us need it too!

——所以现在的密码到底是什么啊，有谁知道吗？

— So what's the password now, does anyone know?

其二 Part II

实验结果：无害，适合做大家的好朋友

Experimental Results: Harmless, suitable to be friends with

实验数据：4.0~4.2

Data: 4.0–4.2

实验对象：精神良好

Subject: Mentally well

实验对象状态：正在撰写这份实验报告

Subject Current Status: Writing this report

实验人员签字：该死，这个研究员没告诉我他的名字啊

Experimenter Signature: Drats, the researcher didn't tell me his name

其三 Part III

——如果你感觉到自己的工作做不完了，那我将恭喜你，至少你还保留了对于外部环境的客观认识！

— If you feel you can't complete your work, congratulations! At least you still retained an objective awareness of the external environment!

——那我要是感觉我做得来呢？

— What if I think I can do it?

——喂喂，谁在我的便条上擅自回复啊？

— Hey hey, who scribbled on my note?

——其实空间站的医疗舱还蛮先进的，而且都是「公司」报销，又不用你们花钱，我诚挚建议楼上两位去医疗室看看吧。

— You know, the medical cabin on the space station is pretty cutting-edge. The fees are also borne by the IPC. Let me sincerely advise the two people above to seek help.

其四 Part IV

——种子岛在夜晚时间会遇到神秘的甜瓜仙子，她会把你种下的甜瓜变大3倍左右。但如果你种植的是甜豆，她就会揍你！目前我只挨过揍，已经改去种植甜瓜了，期待与她再次相遇。

— Sometimes at night, the mysterious Melon Fairy will appear on the Seed Isle and make the melon you planted about three times larger. However, if you only planted snap peas, she will seek you out and punch you! So far, I've only gotten punched, so I switched to planting melons. I hope she appears again.

——更新：种子岛的「甜瓜仙子」是假的，那个没素质的家伙只是为了偷我的甜豆，被我发现之后打了我一拳找的说辞而已！我真不该相信她！

— Update: The Melon Fairy in the Seed Isle is fake news. That terrible person only said that because she was found out trying to steal my snap peas and punched me! I shouldn't have trusted her!

——再更新：朋友们，我将收回我之前说的话。甜瓜仙子确实不是神仙，因为我实实在在看见了她，她还说要帮我写报告呢！嘻嘻！

— Update 2: Dear friends, I am rescinding my statement before. The Melon Fairy is not a divine being, because I did see her. She said she wanted to write my report for me! Hee-hee!

*其他人的字迹*：别试了，这是我们科室致幻剂泄露侵蚀化肥导致的幻象。醒醒吧！不会有像是美少女一样的甜瓜仙子来帮你们写报告的！

(another person's handwriting): Just... stop. This is a hallucination caused by the hallucinogens from our department leaking into the fertilizer. Wake up! There will be no pretty Melon Fairy coming to help any of you complete your reports!

其五 Part V

——基座舱段那个顶部蹭掉一块儿漆的清扫机器人是强人工智能，只需要给它一点小费。它就会带你去坏掉的卫生间隔间，里面都是它偷来的稀有奇物！

— The cleaning robot with a bald patch in the base zone is peak AI. If you give it some tips, it will bring you to a malfunctioned restroom cubicle with all the rare Curios it stole!

——彻头彻尾的骗局！那个蹭掉了一块漆的清扫机器人还自带碎纸机功能！该死！到底是谁给清扫机器人加了这种功能？还写下来捉弄人？

— A complete lie! That bald-patched cleaning robot even has a shredder function! Who in tarnation gave it that function and wrote it down to prank people?

——它甚至还是个打印机。朋友，办公和清扫一体机，这就是空间站的特色「高效办公」！

— It is even a printer. Friends, this is the adminis-cleaning robot, our space station's specialty of "efficient working"!

其六 Part VI

——这个终端机的█和█键中间的███键失灵了，我贴个便条在这儿，已经在员工系统内上报了，等维修师傅到！

— The ███ keys between the █ and █ keys on this terminal have malfunctioned. I'm sticking a note here to inform everyone that this has been reported in the staff system and is awaiting technician's repair!

——走过路过的注意了，里面还存着我的实验数据！千万别碰！别碰！别！碰！

If you're passing by, take note! My research data is still inside! Do! Not! Touch!

——所以你为什么不说清楚失灵的到底是什么键啊？

— So why don't you just say which keys aren't working?

——因为他这几个键都失灵了啊。

— ...because those keys are not working.