卡利白秘方 Kapo-Kali Secret Recipe

软饮界的无冕之王，哥们儿情谊的粗粝切片，携带着致命一蛰的幽默。 King of the beverage world. His crudely-sliced bread contains a lethal dosage of humor.

四致「宝藏」的发掘者：

To Treasure Hunters: (IV)

老温头，你还好吗？我离开黑塔后，留在地概科的眼线告诉我，因为我的莽撞行事，你吃了很大苦头。不仅被剥夺了应物科的接班人头衔，还被落井下石，困在机修间里，为我炸出的那个大洞打工还债。

Wen! My man! How are things? After I left the space station, my little birds in the Department of Cosmic Geography told me things were not exactly going your way thanks to my... unconventional way of doing things. Your entitlement to become the head of the Department of Implement Arts got stripped. To add insult to injury, they put you in the maintenance room to make up for the giant hole I blew out.

对你的伤害已经造成，现在再解释那是一场意外后的将错就错，也于事无补。并且你也知道，我平生最讨厌的就是惺惺作态之人。在银河浪迹的这么多年里，我无数次想给你写信，但听别人说，你告诉空间站的所有人，这辈子最恨的就是何塞•拉萨罗。我想，你一定不会阅读仇人的来信，所以，我只好在某一天潜回了空间站，设置了这套迷局，绕了这么一大个圈子，保证这封信能送到你的手上。

It is what it is. My apology would only hurt you more at this point. Nor can it make up for your loss. You know me, I hate hypocrites more than anything. For years, I have been wandering amongst the stars and I can't remember how many times I thought of writing to you. But I've heard that of all the people working in the Station, you hate Hosea Lazaro the most. What's the point of sending you a letter knowing very well that you would not read it? That's why I sneaked back to the Station some time ago and set up this puzzle for you to solve. All this fuss, just to make sure you get the letter.

现在，我把「卡利白」的秘方交给你，你可以将它卖给星际和平公司，换一大笔钱，作为这么多年来我坑害你的补偿。祝你以后的日子一切都好。

Now, it's time that I hand over the secret recipe of Kapo-Kali to you. Sell it to the IPC, they'll make it worth your while. Some sort of compensation from me, I guess. I wish you well in the rest of your journey.

「卡利白」配方：焦糖、二氧化碳、豌豆、风铃草、换境树叶、丰饶香涎、兰皮。

Secret Recipe of Kapo-Kali: Caramel, Carbon Dioxide, Peas, Canterbury bells, Interdimensional Leaves, Ambergris of Abundance, and Orchid Zest.

不要怀疑自己的眼睛，以上就是「卡利白」的珍贵秘方。

Yes, you are seeing it right. Above is the secret recipe of Kapo-Kali.

诓你的人是小狗。

I swear on my Mom's life that it's authentic.

如果你是自己人，你会知道上哪儿破译上方这一串密码。

If you are one of us, you'll know how to decrypt it.

提示：它需要用到一种特殊显影法。

Got a tip for you: A specific method of autoradiography is required to reveal the text.

绝对够意思的何塞•拉萨罗

Hosea Lazaro the Terrific