写给闯入者的便条 Note to Intruders

未卜先知的站长写给闯入者的警示便条，不惩反奖，意在鼓励所有好奇的冒险，嘉奖一切知识的奔流。 A note of warning written by the lead researcher to the invaders, having foreseen this intrusion. It does not scold them, but instead encourages all adven

不许动，说的就是你。

You, don't move.

当你发现这个便条的时候，已经进入了本站长手写的「天眼」程序的监控范围。

When you find this note, you've already entered the surveillance zone of my Sky-Eye system.

换句话说，你自以为神不知鬼不觉的探索行动，已经被我记在了小本本上。

In other words, your exploration operation, which you thought went undetected, has been noted down by me.

我费尽心思给这个房间搞了三重加密，就是为了把无聊的过去关在这里。

I've gone through the trouble of triple-encrypting this chamber just to lock the boring past within it.

现在你已经知晓了有关本小姐身世的天大秘密，我就不能放任你大摇大摆地离开了。

I can't just let you go now that you've discovered the big secret about my lineage.

在你进入房间的同时，你已经吸入了致幻的毒气。

You inhaled the hallucinogenic poisonous gas as soon as you entered the room.

毒性之烈，就连空间站内最优秀的医疗科员也回天乏术……

The gas is so deadly that even the space station's greatest doctors are powerless to save you...

总而言之，你命休矣！

In a nutshell, you're dead!

哈！是不是被这个玩笑吓得够呛？谁叫你随随便便闯入别人的私人领地。

Ha! Is this joke making you shiver? You shouldn't have just barged into someone's private property.

好啦好啦，没有什么「天眼」，也没有什么毒气。

Okay, okay, there is no "Sky-Eye" or deadly gas.

相反，这房间里放了一些历史悠久的稀罕玩意儿，当然，都是我不要的。

This room, on the other hand, is loaded with ancient and rare artifacts, none of which I want.

作为解开三重权限的嘉奖，你可以自行取用。

You can take whatever you want as a reward for breaking the triple encryption.

没错，不惩反奖，没办法，这就是本站长治理空间站的准则——

That's right, I prefer to reward rather than punish when it comes to running the space station—

鼓励所有好奇的冒险，嘉奖一切知识的奔流。

Encouraging you in your adventures and pursuit of knowledge.

谢恩吧。

Thank me!

别忘了，走之前把你翻乱的东西摆摆好，拿到想要的奖励就离开吧。

Don't forget to put away the things you messed up, get the reward you want, and leave.

切莫逗留，切莫贪心。否则，惹我生气的话，后果难以想象喔。

Don't hang around, and don't be greedy. Otherwise, I'm not sure what I'd do if I became angry.

你最最最最最最亲爱的

Your dearest dearest dearest

未卜先知的艾丝妲站长

The Prophetic Lead Researcher Asta

啾咪

Muah