警告!!! Warning!!!

界种科张贴在植物培养间的警示贴。 A warning notice posted by the Department of Ecology in the greenhouse.

此处培育的特殊植物未经过完备的安全性测试,任何私自接触都可能导致难以预测的后果!

The unique plants grown here have not undergone a comprehensive safety test. Any unauthorized contact might lead to unthinkable consequences!

已发现的不良反应如下:

The following adverse reactions have been identified:

1、看到头上冒着气泡的小人、骑着扑满的星神、漫天飞舞的信用点、满地乱爬的点心等幻象。

1. Hallucinations, such as seeing mini-sized people with bubbles on their heads, an Aeon riding a Trotter, credits floating all over the sky, and snacks crawling around on the ground.

2、性格突变,常见表现为突然产生向同事或上级袒露秘密的冲动。

2. Sudden personality changes, commonly manifested as a sudden urge to reveal secrets to colleagues or managers.

3、自我认知混乱。如果你认为自己是一只电饭煲或一支原子笔,不要怀疑,你现在很危险。

3. Intra-cognitive dissonance. If you see yourself as a rice cooker or a ballpoint pen, do not doubt the fact that you are in grave danger.

4、满怀信心地制造出一些虚假的东西,比如一份不存在的警告和胡编乱造的不良反应。

4. Fabricating things confidently, such as a non-existent warning notice and a made-up adverse reaction.

鉴于植物的危险性,请在出现以上不良反应或者其他异常情况时立刻远离并向空间站寻求帮助!不然,你就…你就会……

Given the dangerous nature of the plants, please stay away from them and seek help from the space station if you exhibit the above adverse reactions or other abnormalities! Otherwise, you will become... You will become...

啊~像我一样…变成一只…快乐的笔……

Oh! You'll become... a happy pen... just like me...

骑着扑满……

I ride on a Trotter...

在这银河间,接住如雨的信用点……

I grab credits that keep raining down from the sky...

再吃掉那些长了脚的点心……

And I feast on those snacks with legs...

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