奇物管理日志 Curio Management Log

由艾丝妲管理并撰写的奇物档案，在空间站的终端上公开，供所有科员查询使用。 A Curio management log written by Asta. It is made public at the station's terminals for all researchers to peruse.

其一 Part I

【档案编号】021

Profile Number: 021

【奇物名称】勘星钎

Curio Designation: Astro Rod

【注意事项】仅作纪念用，不可申请实验。

Remarks: Only as a collection item. Research application is forbidden.

【奇物档案】黑塔科员发明的用于勘探异星地质结构的工具。主要采用已逝星球上第108号元素金属制成，周身散发萤蓝色光泽，如持无物。末端的探头将指向使用者的来处，为其指引回归的方向。不论是地质结构多么坚硬的星球，只需将勘星钎轻轻插入星球地表，不费吹灰之力，便可带出大量地质内容物。是醉心于星球志研究的科员眼中的圣物。

Curio Profile: A tool invented by Herta researchers to explore the geological structure of alien planets. Mainly made of the 108th elemental metal from a deceased planet. Its body emits a glowing blue radiance, appearing as if the user is holding nothing. The sensor at the end points to where the user came from and guides them on the way back. No matter how hard the geological structure of the planet is, just gently insert the Astro Rod into the surface of the planet, and it can analyze a great deal of geological data. It is a sacred object in the eyes of those researchers who are fascinated with the study of planetology.

【相关研究】

Related Studies:

1、地概科II级科员查德维克：《「勘星钎」发展回顾及展望》

1. Chadwick, Department of Cosmic Geography Lv. 2 Researcher — History and Future Projection of Astro Rod's Development

2、地概科II级科员米萨：《「勘星钎」的研发历史与现状》

2. Misa, Department of Cosmic Geography Lv. 2 Researcher — The Astro Rod's Developmental History and Current State

【科员留言】

Researcher Notes:

打卡勘星钎。来空间站之前就有耳闻，今天终于有机会看到它的本体了！

The Astro Rod. I've heard of it even before stepping foot in the space station, and now I finally can see it in its physical form!

——应物科：温世玲

— Wen Shiling, Department of Implement Arts

一把勘星钎，可以说是最能代表爱意的礼物。勘星钎为她指引方向，最好也能告诉她我的心意……

An Astro Rod is said to be the gift that best represents someone's love. An Astro Rod can point her in the direction she desires, and can tell her my feelings for her...

——地概科：*这名科员选择不公开自己的姓名*

— [NAME OMITTED], Department of Cosmic Geography

别以为我不知道你小子想干嘛！

Don't think I don't know what you're up to!

——地概科：伯纳德

— Bernard, Department of Cosmic Geography

【档案编号】056

Profile Number: 056

【奇物名称】恒星的光（已失效）

Curio Designation: Light of The Stars (Defunct)

【注意事项】该奇物已于「军团」入侵时损毁，请勿提交实验申请。

Remarks: The Curio has been damaged during the invasion of Antimatter Legion. Do not submit research applications.

【奇物档案】一个装饰十分精致的小匣子，匣子本身洁净无暇，除上下两面外的其它四面都设计了9个袖珍小抽屉。打开每个小抽屉，其内部都嵌有一块能够自发光的晶体，分别对应一种恒星的光谱颜色。目前仅收容修复部分残片，未能完整复原该奇物。

Curio Profile: A tiny, pristine, and well-decorated box. The container itself is clean and flawless, and it has nine mini drawers on each of its four faces (not including the top and the bottom faces). Within each drawer is a luminescent crystal that corresponds to a color on the starlight spectrum. Currently only contains parts of its original pieces as the Curio is yet to be fully restored.

【相关研究】

Related Studies:

1、密卷科IV级科员莎拉：《利用光谱成像技术检验「恒星的光」中传达的星神线索》

1. Sara, Department of Insight Lv. 4 Researcher — An Examination on Clues About Aeons Conveyed in Light of The Stars Via Spectral Imaging Technology

2、应物科II级科员：《「恒星的光」星体图像去噪的方法研究》

2. Department of Implement Arts Lv. 2 Researcher — A Study on Denoising Stellar Images of Light of The Stars

【科员留言】

Researcher Notes:

气死我了！明明再过2个实验就轮到我的申请了，结果居然被「军团」弄坏了！

I'm so upset! Only two studies before it's my turn, and the Legion destroyed it!

——密卷科：埃美丽

— Emily, Department of Insight

为什么密卷科的这么喜欢研究这玩意儿？我看就是你们给用坏的！

Why does the Department of Insight like studying this thing so much? For all I care, you all are the reason that it's defunct!

——应物科：*这名科员选择不公开自己的姓名*

— [NAME OMITTED], Department of Implement Arts

【档案编号】148

Profile Number: 148

【奇物名称】螺中笑声

Curio Designation: Crackup Conch

【注意事项】不可与水接触。

Remarks: Do not expose to water.

【奇物档案】一颗光洁的海螺，上面布满星环的花纹，可以听到螺中讲述的遥远笑话。只要能忍住不笑，便能缓慢获得螺中之存在所赐予的力量。希图通过此种方式获得力量的人，最终都将在无可匹敌的强大中郁郁而终。据说有3名使用者仍存于世，避世隐居。

Curio Profile: A polished conch, covered in a pattern of planetary rings. Hold it to your ear to hear distant jokes told in the conch. As long as you can hold back from laughing, you can slowly obtain the power offered by the being within the conch. Those who try to gain power in this way will eventually die in a depression of unmatched intensity. Legend says three previous users are still alive and living in seclusion.

【相关研究】

Related Studies:* Due to outdated research data, the Crackup Conch will be reconditioned in the near future. All related papers are currently disabled. Please stay tuned.

*「螺中笑声」近期将重新检修，过往研究数据已过时，相关论文暂时关闭，敬请期待。*

【科员留言】

Researcher Notes:

谢谢你啦，神奇的海螺，要是没有你，我都不知道难过的时候该怎么办。

Thank you, magical conch. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't know what to do when I feel down.

——密卷科：梅厄

— Mare, Department of Insight

这玩意是不是有什么毛病，为什么发给我的全是垃圾话？血压噌噌升高，到底哪里解压了？

What is wrong with this thing? Why does it keep trash talking me? My blood pressure is through the roof. Just how is it de-stressing?

——应物科：温世齐

— Wen Shiqi, Department of Implement Arts

干脆改名吧，就叫「螺中笑声（已黑化）」。@艾丝妲站长 啥时候更新一下啊？

Let's just change its name and call it Crackup Conch (Corrupted). @Lead Researcher Asta, when will this be updated?

——医疗科：乔安

— Joanne, Medical Department

其二 Part II

【档案编号】269

Profile Number: 269

【奇物名称】分装快乐

Curio Designation: Joy Filtration Set

【注意事项】需收容在密闭无氧环境。

Remarks: Need to contain in an airtight, non-oxygenated environment

【奇物档案】一套总计二十一件的小型便携装置，被单独分装在材质特异的立方体中。这些装置外形各异，有录音笔、微型马达、领带夹、水杯、笔记本等多种不同的款式。使用不同的装置可以对「快乐」以及类「快乐」情绪进行识别与收集。

Curio Profile: A set of 21 small portable devices are individually packed in cubes with special materials. These devices come in all shapes and sizes, ranging from voice recorders, micromotors, tie clips, drinking glasses, notebooks, and more. Joy and joy-adjacent emotions can be identified and collected using different devices.

【相关研究】

Related Studies:

1、应物科II级科员罗兰娜：《简析「分装快乐」的情绪识别逻辑》

1. Rolanna, Department of Implement Arts Lv. 2 Researcher — A Simple Analysis of the Emotion Recognition Logic Implemented Within the Joy Filtration Set

2、地概科III级科员密西：《「分装快乐」内部储存介质波长形态报告》

2. Mishi, Department of Cosmic Geography Lv. 3 Researcher — A Report on Joy Filtration Set's Internal Storage Medium Wavelength

【科员留言】

Researcher Notes:

什么时候可以成功提取分装快乐中的情绪，并转移到我的大脑里去？

When can we successfully extract the emotions from the Joy Filtration Set and implant it in my brain?

——密卷科：*这名科员选择不公开自己的姓名*

— [NAME OMITTED], Department of Insight

楼上的朋友，如果你已经把感受快乐寄希望于此，那你还是考虑预约一下医疗科的心理咨询吧。

Commenter above, if you are already putting your hopes of experiencing happiness in this, might I suggest you place an appointment with the Medical Department for their counseling services?

——服务科：罗斯玛丽

— Rosemary, Service Department

【档案编号】458

Profile Number: 458

【奇物名称】不可承受之重

Curio Designation: Unbearable Weight

【注意事项】使用该奇物前需在申请中附上「个人智力水平鉴定表」。

Remarks: Please attach a completed Personal Intellect Assessment Form before applying to use the Curio.

【奇物档案】镶满水晶的冠冕，来自硅基生命星球约特伍德的皇族桂冠，君主制历史的活化石。这个种族的生命形态为透明水晶体，通过内部产生的电讯号进行思想与交流，当约特伍德体死亡后会成为纯粹的矿物，疾疫在其体内沉积为斑斓的色彩。每一任死去的约特伍德帝皇都将被嵌入这顶由历代帝皇遗体组成的桂冠。约特伍德体坚信这顶桂冠将为统治者带来代际相传的智慧，也因此约特伍德族的现任统治者总是异乎寻常的坚巨、沉重和美丽。

Curio Profile: A crystal-encrusted crown. The imperial crown from the silicon-based lifeforms of the Totton planet, a living fossil of the monarchy's history. The life forms of this race have clear crystal bodies. They think and communicate through internally generated electrical signals. When a Tottonid dies, it becomes pure mineral. Illnesses in its body turn it brightly colored. Each deceased Tottonid emperor will be embedded in this crown of laurels composed of the remains of previous emperors. The Tottonids believe this crown brings the wisdom of generations to its rulers. It's also the reason why the rulers of the Tottonid have always been unusually large, heavy, and beautiful.

【相关研究】

Related Studies:

1、界种科III级科员西洛莉德：《「约特伍德种族」基因复苏研究发展的回顾》

1. Silleurite, Department of Ecology Lv. 3 Researcher — A Review of Studies Involving the Genetic Revival of the Tottonids

2、界种科II级科员谢琳：《「不可承受之重」交互反演模型建立以及优化研究》

2. Shelyn, Department of Ecology Lv. 2 Researcher — Establishment of an Interaction Inverse Model of the Unbearable Weight and Its Optimization

【科员留言】

Researcher Notes:

这个为啥有那么多界种科的科员研究？

Why are there so many Department of Ecology researchers working on this?

——应物科：温世齐

— Wen Shiqi, Department of Implement Arts

应物科的负责人能不能给这个闲的没事儿做的家伙安排点事情做？我已经在好几篇奇物档案里看到应物科的家伙净写些没价值的留言了！

Can the person in charge of the Department of Implement Arts assign something to this person who has nothing to do? He had been leaving pointless comments in several Curios' profiles already!

——界种科：*这名科员选择不公开自己的姓名*

— [NAME OMITTED], Department of Ecology

【档案编号】752

Profile Number: 752

【奇物名称】定分枪

Curio Designation: Rating Pistol

【注意事项】需采用无折射材质存放

Remarks: Requires containment within non-refractive material

【奇物档案】这东西的外表和常见的额温枪相似，但其上有一只微闭的眼睛，在你拾起它的瞬间会不怀好意地滴溜溜乱转，不得不说有些许猥琐。显然其原理并非红外线，且有它自己一套恒定的定分体系。只需用它对常见的物体「滴」一下，会发现帕姆1分，姬子9分，实验室的大玻璃门10分，太空花束2分，三月七则无法被此物评判。至于它内在的评分逻辑，每一个研究员都有自己的解释，甚至可以汇集为一本《定分枪定分逻辑考》。

Curio Profile: While it may have the appearance of a common forehead thermometer, the Rating Pistol also has a slightly closed eye on it, which will rapidly spin around a few times antagonistically as you pick it up. Use it on ordinary items and, with a "beep" sound, you will see that Pom-Pom is 1 point, Himeko 9 points, the lab's glass doors 10 points, and the cosmic bouquet 2 points. March 7th cannot be rated by this device. As for the internal reasoning behind its rating system, every researcher aboard the space station has their own theory, which could have been compiled into a whole book called Study on the Rating System of the Rating Pistol.

【相关研究】

Related Studies:

？？？科科员？？？：玩一下

???, Department of ??? — I'll give it a go

？？？科科员？？？：新增一条数据：银狼 100分

???, Department of ??? — New entry logged. Silver Wolf — 100 points

【科员留言】

Researcher Notes:

姬子我认识，但帕姆是哪个科室的，怎么才1分？三月七又是谁？

I know Himeko, but which department is Pom-Pom from? How do they only get one point? And who's March 7th?

——防卫科：艾德蒙

— Edmond, Security Department

这份笔记都是艾丝妲站长撰写的，应该是站长认识的什么人吧！

These are all written by Lead Researcher Asta. Might be someone she knows!

——应物科：温世玲

— Wen Shiling, Department of Implement Arts

诶，怎么文档里有乱码？终端机又中病毒了？

What, how did garbled text get into this file? Did the terminal get infected by some virus again?

——医疗科：乔安

— Joanne, Medical Department

其三 Part III

【档案编号】1381

Profile Number: 1381

【奇物名称】心之全蚀

Curio Designation: Total Eclipse of the Heart

【注意事项】真空存放，请勿启动。

Remarks: Contain in vacuum. Do not activate.

【奇物档案】

Curio Profile

由未知岩石材料打磨而成的锥体装置，当中心的锥体相互垂直时，装置将进入休眠状态。当锥体相互平行时，装备将进入激活状态。在激活状态下，任何物体与外圈星环通路相交将被侵蚀，侵蚀完成后物体将被分解为基本粒子形态。该装置一般用于分解空间站的废弃物品，并将其转化为可供实验室使用的材料。值得注意的是，使用该装置分解的物品到达一定量级后，侵蚀将扩大化，对有机生命体的心神具有显著负面影响。未经空间站书面许可，切勿启动。

A conical device made by an unknown polished rock. When the central cones are perpendicular to each other, the device enters a dormant state. When the cones are parallel, the device is activated. When activated, any object that crosses the outer ring will be corroded and disintegrated into basic particles. The device is usually used to disintegrate waste products on the space station and transmute them into usable materials for the different departments. One thing to note is that once the number of objects disintegrated exceeds a certain point, the corrosion area will expand and will cause an observable negative reaction to the psyche of organic life forms. Do not activate without written permission from the space station.

【相关研究】

Related Studies:

1、密卷科IV级科员以斯帖：《人格面具与阴影：从锥体侵蚀到星神投射的心理影响探究》

1. Esther, Department of Insight Lv. 4 Researcher — Personas and Shadows: A Study of Psychological Impact, from Cone Corrosion to Aeon Projection

2、界种科III级科员拉明娜：《脑生物电方法及其跨物种微机连通对脑补康复疗效的影响》

2. Lamina, Department of Ecology Lv. 3 Researcher — The Effect of Brain Bioelectric Methods and Cross-Species Microcomputer Connectivity on the Efficacy of Brain Rehabilitative Therapy

【科员留言】

Researcher Notes:

心神被侵蚀了会怎么样？唤醒什么人格吗？？有没有人试过，讲讲！

What happens when someone's psyche had been corroded? Will it awaken some kind of personality?? Has anyone tried it? Reply please!

——法政科：卢卡奇

— Lukacs, Department of Galactic Geopolitics

侵蚀过之后会在终端上给你个标记，名字后面加一个「已黑化」。

After you get corrupt, your name will get a (Corrupted) label on the terminal.

——维护科：*这名科员选择不公开自己的姓名*

— [NAME OMITTED], Maintenance Department

【档案编号】1984

Profile Number: 1984

【奇物名称】新世界大门

Curio Designation: Door to A New World

【注意事项】未知

Remarks: Unknown

【奇物档案】

Curio Profile: A teleportation device that the Department of Implement Arts acquired by chance. The shape is consistent with the common toilet seat, with a ceramic-textured surface and a complete flushing system. The mechanism of action is unknown for the time being, and no significant side effects have been reported after the teleportation is completed. However, due to personal constitution, symptoms such as dizziness and vomiting may occur after repeated use in a short period of time. Rumors like "Bury your head in a toilet and flush it, and you will open a door to a brand-new world" was once widely circulated on a certain planet, and the existence of this machine confirmed the authenticity of some of the rumors.

应物科偶然得来的瞬间转移机器，造型与常见的马桶一致，表面为陶瓷质地，内含完整的冲水装置。其作用原理暂时未知，在完成瞬间转移后暂未出现明显副作用。但基于个人体质，短时间内重复多次使用后可能出现晕眩、呕吐等症状。「把头埋进冲水马桶，你将打开新世界大门」的传闻曾在某个星球广为流传，这台机器的存在证实了传闻中的部分内容的真实性。

Related Studies:

【相关研究】

(The ████████ experiment using Door to A New World and its data is not available to the public for the time being according to the request of the Department of Implement Arts.)

*根据应物科的申请，使用「新世界大门」的████████实验及其数据暂不对外公开*

Researcher Notes:

【科员留言】

I've stuck my head in this thing, but why did I not end up in a "new world"?

我把头埋进去了，为什么没有去到「新世界」啊？

— [NAME OMITTED], Department of Cosmic Geography

——地概科：这名科员选择不公开自己的姓名

The researcher in the comment above, you don't seem very sharp. You shouldn't put your head inside. You should be sitting on it and flush!

楼上的…你好像不大聪明的样子。不能把头埋进去，你得坐上去按冲水键才行！

— Adler, Department of Ecology

——界种科：阿德勒

Profile Number: 2691

【档案编号】2691

Curio Designation: Energy Black Hole

【奇物名称】热量黑洞

Remarks: Do not expose to food items. Activate the heating mode of the space station's thermostat system before utilizing the Curio.

【注意事项】不可与食物接触，接触前请先启动空间站恒温系统的供暖模式。

Curio Profile: A heater fueled by some kind of clean energy, it was once used as an electric pancake pan by an IPC trade commissioner (note: Attempted). After being spotted by a Department of Implement Arts researcher, it was brought to the space station. The patterns on the surface of the heater was ascertained by the Department of Insight to be the crest of an anonymous family and the name of a person suspected of being ████ Landau. The heating function of the heater is non-functional and non-responsive to any fuel inserted. According to the current observation record, the heater will actively absorb heat energy from surrounding objects, and excessive exposure to it can cause hypothermic reactions to homeothermic animals.

【奇物档案】以某种清洁能源为燃料的暖炉，曾被「公司」的贸易专员当做电饼铛使用（注：未遂），由应物科的科员独具慧眼相中后收容至空间站。暖炉表面的「花纹」经密卷科鉴定，确认为某个佚名家族的家徽与疑为「████朗道」的人名。暖炉的发热功能已失常，投入任何燃料均无法启动。目前的观测记录显示，暖炉会主动吸收周围物体热量，恒温生物在与之接触时可能引发失温症。

P.S. A joint experiment from the Departments of Implement Arts and Service has shown that the energy that the heater can absorb does not, in fact, include caloric energy from food items.

*注：应物科与服务科的联合实验结果表明，暖炉可吸收的「热量」不包括食物中的「热量」*

Related Studies:

【相关研究】

1. Thaler, Department of Implement Arts Lv. 2 Researcher — Thermodynamic Properties and Matter Accretion Properties of Black Holes

1、应物科II级科员塔勒：《黑洞的热力学性质与物质吸积特性》

2. Adler, Department of Implement Arts Lv. 2 Researcher — A New Perspective on Population Growth and Explosion: Organic Populations and Black Holes

2、应物科II级科员阿德勒：《关于种群生长与爆发的新观点：有机生物种群与黑洞》

Researcher Notes:

【科员留言】

What? Not for heating food? So what can this be used for? This touches on the blind spot in my cognition!

啊？「不可用来加热食物」？你们用这玩意干啥了？这有点触及到我思维的盲区了！

— Mare, Department of Insight

——密卷科：梅厄

Nonsense conclusion! That experiment was not rigorous at all, and the "zero calorie" decision was unnecessarily stringent! Look, as long as it was not listed on the package itself, the food inside would come up to zero calories! The Department of Implement Arts knows jack s***!

乱下结论！那个实验一点都不严谨，「零卡」的判定太苛刻！我跟你们说，只要是包装上没写明的，那就说明是零卡，应物科懂个**！

— [NAME OMITTED], Department of Ecology

——界种科：*这名科员选择不公开自己的姓名*