您好，有没有兴趣赚点外快？
Greetings, are you interested in earning a little extra something?
近期匹诺康尼事故频发，家族业务繁忙，现面向部分实力强劲的逐梦客招募临时警探，有迷因讨伐相关履历的报名者优先录用。
Due to recent incidents in Penacony, The Family is short-staffed and is now hiring Dreamchasers with exceptional skills as temporary security officers. Applicants who have annihilated memes will be given preference.
如有意向，请立刻联系本人，并前往朝露公馆参加现场面试，先到先得。
If you are interested, please contact me and proceed to Dewlight Pavilion for an on-site interview. It's first come, first served.
