桑博 Sampo

古代遗物代理，有过验记录 Certified ancient relic agent

桑博 Sampo:

开拓者，我的大救星！可算联系上你了，你可一定得来救救我呀

Trailblazer, my hero! I finally got a hold of you! You must save me!

  • 我要是不呢？ And if I don't?

开拓者 Trailblazer:

我要是不呢？

And if I don't?

桑博 Sampo:

秒回啊你！当我求你了，这可是人命关天的大事儿啊

Please reply soon! I'm begging you. It's life and death!

桑博 Sampo:

反正等你有空了，就赶紧来大矿区找我吧，大客户！时间不等人啊，你桑博哥哥这条老命就全指望着你咯

When you have a second, meet me at the Great Mine, my valuable patron! Every second matters. My life is in your hands now, friend

桑博 Sampo:

家人！

Hey fam!

桑博 Sampo:

帮我转发下这个链接呗？

Help me forward this link?

桑博 Sampo:

《买古代遗物赚钱了么？上半年市场连续亏损，这种遗物挣最多》

"Are you earning money selling ancient relics? With a bear market for the first half of the year, this kind of relic has been the most profitable"

  • 不转不是人 Consider it done

开拓者 Trailblazer:

不转不是人

Consider it done

桑博 Sampo:

你是我的神！

You are a literal god

开拓者 Trailblazer:

所以哪个遗物挣最多

So, which relic was the most profitable?

开拓者 Trailblazer:

[疑惑]

[Confused]

桑博 Sampo:

其实文章里都写了……

The article already wrote about it...

桑博 Sampo:

就是古代手机啊！

It's ancient mobile phones!

桑博 Sampo:

毕竟你能联系到古人

Those can put you in touch with ancient people, after all

桑博 Sampo:

哈哈哈哈哈

Hahahahaha

开拓者 Trailblazer:

[疑惑]

[Confused]

桑博 Sampo:

而且手机越古老，能联系到的人也越古老

And the older the phone is, the more ancient these people are

桑博 Sampo:

只要买到就是赚到，永远保值

You've earned back your investment the moment you bought one. It'll never go down in value.

桑博 Sampo:

不信的话，我桑博送一个给你

If you don't believe me, then I can give you one

桑博 Sampo:

不过得排个单，大概七天吧

I'll put you on the waiting list, but you have to wait about 7 days

开拓者 Trailblazer:

古代遗物还要排单？

There is a waiting list for ancient relics?

桑博 Sampo:

对啊，顾客下单了才会做

Yeah. Only after the customer has put in an order can people go make

开拓者 Trailblazer:

做？

Make?

开拓者 Trailblazer:

[震惊]

[Shocked]

桑博 Sampo:

打错字了

Sorry, typo

桑博 Sampo:

是挖

I meant dig

桑博 Sampo:

哈哈哈

Hahaha

桑博 Sampo:

[比心]

[finger heart]

桑博 Sampo:

家人最近有理财需求吗？需要的话我桑博有一款理财产品啊

Hello good friend, do you require any financial management services? I have a line of products that can help with that

桑博 Sampo:

灵活配置，稳健增利，一期收益即可回本！有兴趣了解下不？

They're so versatile and robust, you can recoup your investment in one cycle! Any interest?

  • 一个字，买！ Say no more, I'll get it!

开拓者 Trailblazer:

买！

Give me one set!

开拓者 Trailblazer:

发你红包！

Payment sent!

开拓者 Trailblazer:

[赞]

[Thumbs Up]

桑博 Sampo:

？

?

桑博 Sampo:

冷静啊家人

Whoa, hey there friend, chill out

桑博 Sampo:

你也不问问我这是什么新骗术？

Aren't you going to ask me what kind of new scam this is?

开拓者 Trailblazer:

[疑惑]

[Confused]

开拓者 Trailblazer:

你怕了？

Are you scared?

桑博 Sampo:

我怕了姐/哥

I'm scared of you, lady/dude

桑博 Sampo:

我不敢了

I won't do it again

桑博 Sampo:

就当我没发过上边这段吧

Let's pretend I never sent those to you

桑博 Sampo:

千万别向铁卫报案啊家人

Please don't report me to the Silvermane Guards, my friend

开拓者 Trailblazer:

嘿嘿

Heehee~

桑博 Sampo:

？别嘿嘿啊，我害怕

? Don't heehee me, I'm scared out of my pants

桑博 Sampo:

姐/哥？

Miss/Dude?

桑博 Sampo:

完了，不会是报案去了吧……

Dang it, you're not on the way to the guards, are you...

桑博 Sampo:

家人

Fam

桑博 Sampo:

我最近在想一件事

I've been thinking about something

桑博 Sampo:

我觉得

I think

桑博 Sampo:

我这行走江湖这么多年

After being in the business for so long

桑博 Sampo:

真的

I'm really

桑博 Sampo:

有点累了

tired

桑博 Sampo:

不想干了

I wanna quit

桑博 Sampo:

你觉得呢

What do you think

  • 这是好的 This is a good thing

开拓者 Trailblazer:

挺好啊我觉得

I think this is a good thing

开拓者 Trailblazer:

这下为民除害了

One fewer person to watch out for

桑博 Sampo:

哈哈哈哈哈

Hahahahaha

桑博 Sampo:

姐姐/哥哥太幽默了

You're so funny

桑博 Sampo:

其实我也是这么想的

Honestly I thought so too

桑博 Sampo:

可惜就是，退隐江湖也不是说退就退的

It's not easy to just quit though

桑博 Sampo:

总得做其他生意养家糊口啊，对吧？

Gotta do other businesses to feed mouths, right?

桑博 Sampo:

那这么一来，咱就得有本金……

For that to happen, I have to have a capital

开拓者 Trailblazer:

我去洗澡了，回头聊

I gotta shower, talk to you soon

桑博 Sampo:

我还没说完呢家人！

I haven't finished yet!

桑博 Sampo:

家人？

Friend?

桑博 Sampo:

在？

Hello?

桑博 Sampo:

真洗澡去了？

Are you really showering?

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