桑博 Sampo
古代遗物代理，有过验记录 Certified ancient relic agent
桑博 Sampo:
开拓者，我的大救星！可算联系上你了，你可一定得来救救我呀
Trailblazer, my hero! I finally got a hold of you! You must save me!
我要是不呢？ And if I don't?
开拓者 Trailblazer:
我要是不呢？
And if I don't?
桑博 Sampo:
秒回啊你！当我求你了，这可是人命关天的大事儿啊
Please reply soon! I'm begging you. It's life and death!
桑博 Sampo:
反正等你有空了，就赶紧来大矿区找我吧，大客户！时间不等人啊，你桑博哥哥这条老命就全指望着你咯
When you have a second, meet me at the Great Mine, my valuable patron! Every second matters. My life is in your hands now, friend
桑博 Sampo:
家人！
Hey fam!
桑博 Sampo:
帮我转发下这个链接呗？
Help me forward this link?
桑博 Sampo:
《买古代遗物赚钱了么？上半年市场连续亏损，这种遗物挣最多》
"Are you earning money selling ancient relics? With a bear market for the first half of the year, this kind of relic has been the most profitable"
不转不是人 Consider it done
开拓者 Trailblazer:
不转不是人
Consider it done
桑博 Sampo:
你是我的神！
You are a literal god
开拓者 Trailblazer:
所以哪个遗物挣最多
So, which relic was the most profitable?
开拓者 Trailblazer:
[疑惑]
[Confused]
桑博 Sampo:
其实文章里都写了……
The article already wrote about it...
桑博 Sampo:
就是古代手机啊！
It's ancient mobile phones!
桑博 Sampo:
毕竟你能联系到古人
Those can put you in touch with ancient people, after all
桑博 Sampo:
哈哈哈哈哈
Hahahahaha
开拓者 Trailblazer:
[疑惑]
[Confused]
桑博 Sampo:
而且手机越古老，能联系到的人也越古老
And the older the phone is, the more ancient these people are
桑博 Sampo:
只要买到就是赚到，永远保值
You've earned back your investment the moment you bought one. It'll never go down in value.
桑博 Sampo:
不信的话，我桑博送一个给你
If you don't believe me, then I can give you one
桑博 Sampo:
不过得排个单，大概七天吧
I'll put you on the waiting list, but you have to wait about 7 days
开拓者 Trailblazer:
古代遗物还要排单？
There is a waiting list for ancient relics?
桑博 Sampo:
对啊，顾客下单了才会做
Yeah. Only after the customer has put in an order can people go make
开拓者 Trailblazer:
做？
Make?
开拓者 Trailblazer:
[震惊]
[Shocked]
桑博 Sampo:
打错字了
Sorry, typo
桑博 Sampo:
是挖
I meant dig
桑博 Sampo:
哈哈哈
Hahaha
桑博 Sampo:
[比心]
[finger heart]
桑博 Sampo:
家人最近有理财需求吗？需要的话我桑博有一款理财产品啊
Hello good friend, do you require any financial management services? I have a line of products that can help with that
桑博 Sampo:
灵活配置，稳健增利，一期收益即可回本！有兴趣了解下不？
They're so versatile and robust, you can recoup your investment in one cycle! Any interest?
一个字，买！ Say no more, I'll get it!
开拓者 Trailblazer:
买！
Give me one set!
开拓者 Trailblazer:
发你红包！
Payment sent!
开拓者 Trailblazer:
[赞]
[Thumbs Up]
桑博 Sampo:
？
?
桑博 Sampo:
冷静啊家人
Whoa, hey there friend, chill out
桑博 Sampo:
你也不问问我这是什么新骗术？
Aren't you going to ask me what kind of new scam this is?
开拓者 Trailblazer:
[疑惑]
[Confused]
开拓者 Trailblazer:
你怕了？
Are you scared?
桑博 Sampo:
我怕了姐/哥
I'm scared of you, lady/dude
桑博 Sampo:
我不敢了
I won't do it again
桑博 Sampo:
就当我没发过上边这段吧
Let's pretend I never sent those to you
桑博 Sampo:
千万别向铁卫报案啊家人
Please don't report me to the Silvermane Guards, my friend
开拓者 Trailblazer:
嘿嘿
Heehee~
桑博 Sampo:
？别嘿嘿啊，我害怕
? Don't heehee me, I'm scared out of my pants
桑博 Sampo:
姐/哥？
Miss/Dude?
桑博 Sampo:
完了，不会是报案去了吧……
Dang it, you're not on the way to the guards, are you...
桑博 Sampo:
家人
Fam
桑博 Sampo:
我最近在想一件事
I've been thinking about something
桑博 Sampo:
我觉得
I think
桑博 Sampo:
我这行走江湖这么多年
After being in the business for so long
桑博 Sampo:
真的
I'm really
桑博 Sampo:
有点累了
tired
桑博 Sampo:
不想干了
I wanna quit
桑博 Sampo:
你觉得呢
What do you think
这是好的 This is a good thing
开拓者 Trailblazer:
挺好啊我觉得
I think this is a good thing
开拓者 Trailblazer:
这下为民除害了
One fewer person to watch out for
桑博 Sampo:
哈哈哈哈哈
Hahahahaha
桑博 Sampo:
姐姐/哥哥太幽默了
You're so funny
桑博 Sampo:
其实我也是这么想的
Honestly I thought so too
桑博 Sampo:
可惜就是，退隐江湖也不是说退就退的
It's not easy to just quit though
桑博 Sampo:
总得做其他生意养家糊口啊，对吧？
Gotta do other businesses to feed mouths, right?
桑博 Sampo:
那这么一来，咱就得有本金……
For that to happen, I have to have a capital
开拓者 Trailblazer:
我去洗澡了，回头聊
I gotta shower, talk to you soon
桑博 Sampo:
我还没说完呢家人！
I haven't finished yet!
桑博 Sampo:
家人？
Friend?
桑博 Sampo:
在？
Hello?
桑博 Sampo:
真洗澡去了？
Are you really showering?
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