大黑塔 The Herta

是本人 It's me

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开拓者

Trailblazer

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恭喜你收到一条定时短信

Congratulations on receiving a timed message

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知道我是谁吗?

Who do you think I am?

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提示一:天才

Hint One: Genius

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提示二:人类

Hint Two: Human

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提示三:女性

Hint Three: Female

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提示四:年轻

Hint Four: Young

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提示五:貌美

Hint Five: Beautiful

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提示六:可爱

Hint Six: Cute

  • 你是谁? Who are you?

开拓者 Trailblazer:

你是谁?

Who are you?

开拓者 Trailblazer:

诈骗?

Scammer?

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信号调试中

Signal tuning in progress

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信号调试失败

Signal tuning failed

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消息发送失败

Failed to send message

大黑塔 The Herta:

当你看到它的时候,就说明翁法罗斯大概率真是天才的一道难题

If you're reading this, chances are Amphoreus has come up with a brilliantly tricky puzzle

大黑塔 The Herta:

不过,那怎么可能难倒伟大的黑塔女士呢?

But how could that possibly stump the great Madam Herta?

大黑塔 The Herta:

记得在黑塔女士揭开谜底之前

Before Madam Herta reveals the answer

大黑塔 The Herta:

整出点有意思的新活

Make sure to stir up some interesting new adventures

大黑塔 The Herta:

当然,也希望你活着

Naturally, I hope you're staying alive

  • 度假中,勿扰 Away on vacation. Do not disturb

开拓者 Trailblazer:

度假中,勿扰

Away on vacation. Do not disturb

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信号调试失败

Signal tuning failed

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消息发送失败

Failed to send message

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您不在通信服务区内,请稍后再试

You're currently out of the service area. Please try again later


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大黑塔 发起了位置共享

The Herta started sharing location

  • 加入位置共享 Join location sharing

开拓者 Trailblazer:

我也来

I'll join too

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开拓者 已加入位置共享

Trailblazer has joined location sharing

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大黑塔 结束了位置共享

The Herta stopped sharing location

大黑塔 The Herta:

看到没,我的位置

See that? That's my spot

大黑塔 The Herta:

出现了有趣的玩意,考虑加入模拟宇宙

Something interesting popped up. Might add it to the Simulated Universe

  • 摇我做什么? What do you want me for?

开拓者 Trailblazer:

摇我去测试吗?

Want me to go test it?

开拓者 Trailblazer:

黑塔女士派人来接我吗?

Will Madam Herta send someone to pick me up?

大黑塔 The Herta:

自己来看

See for yourself

大黑塔 The Herta:

哦,不对,是仿品,真的已经被人买走了

Oh wait, that's just a replica. The real one's already been sold

大黑塔 The Herta:

等等

Wait

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对方已发送位置

Your friend has sent their location

大黑塔 The Herta:

你来的话,认准「买主:举世无双的黑塔女士」这个立牌

When you arrive, look for the sign that says "Buyer: The peerless Madam Herta"

开拓者 Trailblazer:

你买了仿品?

You bought a knockoff?

大黑塔 The Herta:

真品早就被我买走了,忘了

Oh right, I already bought the authentic one. Forgot about that

大黑塔 The Herta:

这儿还用仿品供着立牌呢

They still have a replica on display here

大黑塔 The Herta:

难怪这么多人围着呢,原来是我的粉丝

No wonder there's such a crowd. Turns out they're all my fans

开拓者 Trailblazer:

粉丝万万没想到碰到真品了

The fans would never expect to come across the real deal

大黑塔 The Herta:

0个人认出我

No one has recognized me

大黑塔 The Herta:

但夸我装扮得很像,还塞了我一些「黑塔」应援物

But they praised how similar I looked to the real deal and even gave me some Herta merch

大黑塔 The Herta:

做得不错,拍张合照送给他们吧

Not bad, let's take a photo together and send it to them

大黑塔 The Herta:

嗯,我真好看

Hmm, I'm so gorgeous

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大黑塔 The Herta:

来,有报酬

Come here, there's a reward

  • 什么活? What's the job?

开拓者 Trailblazer:

多少报酬?我可不是什么单都接

How much is the pay? I don't take just any job

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正在接收 附件《新衣购入清单与收纳指南》

Receiving attachment New Clothes Shopping List and Storage Guide

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文件过大 无法下载

File too large. Unable to download

大黑塔 The Herta:

赶紧升级下短信系统

Hurry up and upgrade your messaging system

大黑塔 The Herta:

这么说吧,我新购置了一些衣服,光靠人偶们整理不过来

Let's just say I got some new clothes, and the puppets alone can't keep up with organizing them

  • 是买了多少? How many did you buy?

开拓者 Trailblazer:

是买了多少衣服?送我一件

How many clothes did you buy? Give me one!

大黑塔 The Herta:

你穿不了

You can't wear that

大黑塔 The Herta:

我给人偶买的

I bought it for the puppets

  • 人偶的衣服? The puppet's clothes?

开拓者 Trailblazer:

人偶们也要换衣服?

Do puppets need to change clothes too?

大黑塔 The Herta:

当然,那么好看的脸,谁能忍住不给买漂亮衣服

Of course, with such a gorgeous face on them, who could've resisted buying pretty clothes for them

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这次风格多到数不清,整理时记得按类存放

There are too many styles to count, so remember to sort them by category when organizing them

大黑塔 The Herta:

一眼有品位的,一看就是我穿的,很好认,先整理

Stylish at first glance, obviously something I'd wear, easy to spot. Let's sort these first

大黑塔 The Herta:

阮•梅推荐的翻来覆去就那几样,和上面的放一起

Ruan Mei keeps recommending the same few things over and over, just put them together with the ones above

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配色越扎眼的你就往复古区放

The more eye-searing the color scheme is, the more it belongs in the retro section

大黑塔 The Herta:

版型越难以形容越看不明白的你放高定区就是

The harder it is to describe and understand the pattern, the more it belongs in haute couture

大黑塔 The Herta:

其他的自己对着指南吧

As for the rest, just refer to the guide yourself

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对方已发送位置

Your friend has sent their location

大黑塔 The Herta:

衣橱地址发你了,应该离你的坐标不远

I sent you the wardrobe's location. Should be close to your coordinates

大黑塔 The Herta:

看到一个小型空间站就是

There's a small space station right there

大黑塔 The Herta:

不用担心放不下

Don't worry about not having enough space

  • 哪儿?空间站?! Where? A space station!?

开拓者 Trailblazer:

哪儿?空间站?艾丝妲知道吗?

Where? A space station? Does Asta know about that?

开拓者 Trailblazer:

我要求先转账,再劳动

I need the payment first, then I'll get started

大黑塔 The Herta:

剩下的事,找她咯

As for the rest, that's her problem

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正在为您转接好友 艾丝妲

Your call is now being transferred to your friend Asta

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