关于■号扭蛋机的研究 Research On Capsule Machine No. ■

由匹诺康尼逐梦客撰写的实验记录，据说是想揭开娱乐设施的隐藏秘密。 An experimental documentary written by a Penacony Dreamchaser, said to be an attempt to unlock the hidden mysteries of how amusement rides are designed.

前言

Preface

众所周知，「黄金的时刻」有许多令人发指的娱乐设施，而黄金扭蛋机更是其中的重量级选手。我和我的伙伴们将挑战连续投入五十枚艾迪恩代币，记录下每次出货的结果，以向各位游客揭露家族关于中奖概率的阴谋。

As we all know, the Golden Hour is notorious for its many appalling entertainment facilities, with the Golden Capsule Machine being one of the worst. My companions and I will start a challenge of inserting 50 Aideen Tokens consecutively into the machine and record the outcome of each game to reveal The Family's conspiracy regarding the odds of winning the prize.

第一次实验

1st Trial

实验方式：普通地投入1枚艾迪恩代币。

Method: Insert 1 Aideen Token normally.

实验结果：钟表披萨（单片装）*1

Outcome: Clockie Pizza (single slice) ×1

评语：我怀疑他们又下调了爆率。

Comment: I suspect they have lowered the odds of winning the prize again.

第二次实验

2nd Trial

实验方式：用路边喷泉洗手后投入1枚艾迪恩代币。

Method: Wash my hands with the roadside fountain before inserting 1 Aideen Token.

实验结果：切片蛋糕「仰望星空」*1

Outcome: Sliced Cake "Stargazer" ×1

评语：白送我都不吃。

Comment: I wouldn't eat it even if it came free.

第三次实验

3rd Trial

实验方式：喝下一瓶苏乐达后投入1枚艾迪恩代币。

Method: Drink a bottle of SoulGlad before inserting 1 Aideen Token.

实验结果：切片蛋糕「仰望星空」*1

Outcome: Sliced Cake "Stargazer" ×1

评语：看见了吗，就这些垃圾还想让我们花钱？

Comment: See? No one would want to spend on this crap!

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第九次实验

9th Trial

实验方式：投入1枚艾迪恩代币，两人合力拉下扳手。

Method: Insert 1 Aideen Token and the two of us pull the lever together.

实验结果：信用点*500

Outcome: Credit ×500

评语：不错，还算有点良心嘛。

Comment: That's not bad. A decent, conscientious effort from them.

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第十四次实验

14th Trial

实验方式：投入1枚艾迪恩代币，跳舞三圈后倒立喝下三瓶苏乐达并拉下扳手。

Method: Insert 1 Aideen Token, dance in circles three times, drink three bottles of SoulGlad on a handstand, then pull the lever.

实验结果：切片蛋糕「仰望星空」*500

Outcome: Sliced Cake "Stargazer" ×500

评语：我去！

Comment: Fishsticks!

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第二十三次实验

23rd Trial

实验方式：投入1枚艾迪恩代币，辱骂家族信奉的「神主」后拉下扳手。

Method: Insert 1 Aideen Token, curse the Great One whom The Family believes in, then pull the lever.

实验结果：■■■■*1

Outcome: ■■■■ ■■■■■■ ×1

评语：家族会往奖池里放这种东西吗？不，不对…终止试验！

Comment: Is this actually included in the prize list? No, something isn't right... Stop the trials!