梦路交通事故集锦 Compendium of Dreamway Road Accidents

由猎犬家系面向家族成员发行的操作手册，记录了许多梦境发生过的交通意外事件，以及后续处理流程和相关访谈。 An operations manual distributed by the Bloodhound Family to other Family members that records a great number of past Dreamscape traffic accidents,

为应对近期变化的匹诺康尼情势，请各区域的安保负责人认真检阅本资料。

Heads of security in each domain are asked to read the following materials carefully in response to the current changes in Penacony's situation.

案例一

Case 1

一智械游客在黄金的时刻游览时，于外貌调整店的外侧路面与高速行驶的乌通蓬发生碰撞。事故造成一人（载具乘客）惊醒，载具损坏，智械游客除衣物损毁外无可见损伤；载具碎片与智械游客忆质模拟的磁性机械身体粘合，脱离梦境后仍有异物感，最终在梦境中接受「认知手术」后成功分离。

When visiting Golden Hour, an Intellitron tourist collided with a high-speed Utopon outside of an appearance alteration studio. The accident caused one party (the driver) to be shocked awake and damage to their vehicle, but the Intellitron tourist was not visibly damaged aside from damage to their clothing. Fragments of the vehicle became fused to the Intellitron tourists' memoria-simulated magnetic mechanical body, which led to a persistent phantom feeling after leaving the dream. In the end, they were successfully separated by a "cognitive surgery" in the Dreamscape.

事故处理人采访：

Interview with the accident supervisor:

「…那肯定吵得很厉害，毕竟那个『乌通蓬』是公共的——你是没看到当时的场景多有意思，就好像人身上长了个喇叭出来！哈哈哈哈！

"...Well, of course, it became very loud. The Utopon is public property, after all... You didn't see how funny it was though. It was like a person had grown trumpet out of their body! Hahaha!

…呃，已经在录音了是吧，嗯这个，玩笑话先不谈，智械客人的身体材质十分坚硬，几乎不会受到外力损坏，所以如果再出现类似事故，务必优先确保其他种族客人的人身安全…不不不，我没有歧视无机生命，咱们能就事论事吗？

...Uh, you've already started recording, right? Uhh, I'll leave the jokes aside for now then. The Intellitron tourist's body was extremely solid and robust, so it was almost impossible for them to suffer external damage. So, if a similar accident were to occur again, make sure to prioritize the safety of guests of other races first... No-no-no! I wasn't discriminating against inorganic beings! Can we just stick to the facts for a minute?

如果需要给客人提供心理治疗，联系鸢尾花家系的对接人…」

If tourists require mental health services, please communicate with an Iris Family contact..."

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案例十八

Case 18

一逐梦客在使用气泡弹珠机进行区域移动时，因设备故障，在挡板尚未调整至确认位置时便先行发射，致使弹丸载具于两次反弹后冲入人堆，直接造成五人惊醒，周围的十四人受到不同程度的惊吓。当事人惊魂未定，但事后被发现多次尝试重复使用气泡弹珠机复现上述场景。

When using a Bubble Pinball to move between areas, a Dreamchaser was prematurely launched before the fender reached the set position due to a technical malfunction, causing the projectile vehicle to rebound twice and crash into a crowd of people. Five people were immediately shocked awake and fourteen people from the surrounding areas suffered varying degrees of shock. The Dreamchaser involved was confirmed to be in a state of shock, but was later discovered multiple times attempting to use the Bubble Pinball machine to recreate the above situation.

事故处理人采访：

Interview with the accident supervisor:

「…这个（当事人）吧，八成得疯上几个月，后来怎么样我也不清楚。

"...As for this one (the victim), there's an 80% chance they'll be out of their minds for a few months. As for what actually happened to them after that, I have no idea.

另外呢，我们这个（弹）珠机一般不会出故障，这次的事我们让设备负责人看了一下，发现有这个…外力介入，就让猎犬家系查，也没查出犯人。

What's more, our (pin) ball machines don't tend to malfunction like this. We handed this over to those responsible for the equipment and they found that... There was external tampering and we reported it to the Bloodhound Family to investigate. They never found the culprit.

我们就…就是……对外公布是假面愚者干的——对，他们绝对不介意！

So, we... You know... We declared to the public that this was the work of the Masked Fools... That's right. They won't argue with that!

那通过这个事，我们得出个什么结论呢，就是各时刻的负责人要记得，定期检查一下，各自辖区，这个（弹）珠机的制动结构，是否在正常工作。」

So, we concluded through this incident that... those in charge of each Moment should periodically inspect to see if their (pin) ball machine's braking systems are functioning normally."

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案例六十三

Case 63

一名游客被报告为失踪，知情者宣称该游客驾驶「斯坦威游隼」出行，尝试从薄暮的时刻直接前往黎明的时刻。事故发生后橡木家系立刻组织搜索，未果，现实酒店中也未能联系上该名游客。

A tourist was reported missing. Someone familiar with the missing person reported that they drove out in a Steinway Falcon, attempting to drive directly from the Moment of Dusk to the Moment of Daybreak. After the incident, the Oak Family immediately began a search, but to no avail. The hotel in the real world was also unable to contact the tourist in question.

数日后，涉事载具在梦境狭缝中被发现，内部空无一物。根据发现的蛛丝马迹，家族的公共信息团队立刻对此事进行了介入，事故信息被封存。

After a few days, the vehicle in question was discovered in a dream crevice, completely empty. Following clues at the scene, the Family's public relations team immediately intervened and covered up all information on the accident.

事件发生数年后，该游客被发现于███，同时████████████████████。

A number of years after the incident, this tourist was discovered in ███, and they were also ████████████████████.

事故处理人采访：

Interview with the accident supervisor:

「…我们这边建议将官方唯一认可的，在时刻之间移动的方式方法（即通过酒店进行移动）写进梦境指南，这点非常重要。

"...We sincerely advise that we include in the dreamscape guide that the only officially recognized method to move between Moments is being transported via the Hotel. This is extremely important.

并请各家系成员，在得知游客尝试使用其他手段进行时刻移动时进行劝阻。当然，实在劝不住就算了。

Furthermore, we ask all lineage members that, after learning of a client's intention to attempt travel to other Moments via other methods, to convince them otherwise. Of course, if this is not possible, then forget it.

另外，这个事件我们一度认为是虚构的，请各家系成员也统一认知——梦境中不存在███！」

Also, we once believed this incident to be entirely fictitious. We also ask all lineage members to unify their cognition on this point: ███ does not exist in the Dreamscape!"

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案例一百一十四

Case 114

折纸大学的环校园车道因一架定制款「十七分熟」突然闯入道路中央而发生连环追尾事故，造成一人惊醒，多数载具损坏，直接经济损失超过十亿苜蓿币。调查显示事故系人为，涉事个体为个人所拥有，推断是学生间私人纠纷所致，此事件后续影响较大。

A series of vehicles were thrown into a pile-up when a customized "Beyond Overcooked" suddenly charged into the center of the ring road surrounding Paperfold University. One person was shocked awake and many vehicles were damaged. The total direct property damage exceeded one billion Alfalfa credits. Investigation showed that this accident was deliberately created. The "Beyond Overcooked" that caused the accident was owned by an individual. It is suspected that this was caused by a dispute between students. The fallout of this incident was enormous.

事故处理人采访：

Interview with the accident supervisor:

「…这种事件绝不能再次发生，我知道，当时甚至带动了校园的创作热潮，但现在匹诺康尼这情况，再出一次事就完了！

"...An incident like this cannot be allowed to occur again. I am aware that this incident even brought a wave of creative inspiration to the campus, but if such events occur in Penacony again, it's all over!

那些学生们可都是明日之星啊！而且他们的爹妈真要找上门来，奥帝先生怕不是要把我们全炒了！

Those students are the stars of tomorrow! Plus, if their parents were to come in and cause a fuss, I wouldn't be surprised if Mr. Oti Alfalfa fired us all on the spot!

说什么也得和校方统一一下意见，给大学园区加点儿安检，别再什么都让往里带了，保安每周都能没收五六只忆域迷因……

Whatever happens, we have to let the school be aware of our recommendations and increase security inspections on campus. We can't let them just keep bringing whatever they want into the school. The security keeps confiscating five or six Memory Zone Memes a week...

——什么叫他们忙着吃香蕉没空处理！？」

...What do you mean they're too busy eating bananas to deal with this!?"