致学生法庭的第58封请愿书 The 58th Petition to the Student Court
一位执着学生的第58次请愿,似乎与谐乐学院车手普蕾玛与其背后的神秘组织「同舟会」有关。 The 58th petition from a determined student, seemingly linked to a driver named Prema for Charmony Academy and an enigmatic organization known as "Innasembo
案件编号:
Case ID:
1000HEZ058
1000HEZ058
请愿人:
Petitioner:
谐乐学院一年级 赫尔兹
Hertz, a freshman of Charmony Academy
请愿主要内容:
Petition Content:
黑暗降临折纸大学,请彻查学生普蕾玛及其背后的皮皮西神秘势力「同舟会」
Evil has shrouded Paperfold University. Please thoroughly investigate Prema and the enigmatic force of Pepeshi known as Innasemboat behind her.
请愿详细内容:
Petition Details:
尊敬的折纸大学学生法庭:
Dear Paperfold University Student Court,
折纸大学正面临建校以来最大危机!!!我已57次警告学生法庭此事的毁灭性,至今仍未收到回应。可我不会就此放弃!今日,我选择再次请愿并公开全部内容,即便此举会让我暴露在危险之中——
Paperfold University is facing an unprecedented crisis!!! I've alerted the Student Court about this severity of this issue 57 times, but I haven't received any replies so far. Still, I won't give up! Today, I'm resubmitting my petition to fully disclose all the details, even though this may place me at great risk...
上月,折纸大学第550届校球笼赛预选赛上,谐乐学院推选二年级学生普蕾玛(皮皮西人)为学院首席车手,代表谐乐学院出赛今年的校球笼赛。正当天真的学生们大肆庆祝校园内诞生首位皮皮西车手时,殊不知,其实普蕾玛的当选竟是其背后的神秘组织——皮皮西人的「同舟会」
During Paperfold University's 550th Spheroid Race Qualifier last month, Prema, a sophomore Pepeshi at Charmony Academy, was chosen as the Paperfold University Top Driver and represented Charmony Academy for the upcoming university Spheroid Race this year. While many naive students celebrated having the first Pepeshi driver in the university, they were unaware that Prema's selection was influenced by an organization called "Innasemboat,"
操控比赛的结果。
a secretive group composed of Pepeshi.
是的,各位没有看错——看似弱势的皮皮西人,早已通过「同舟会」结盟,暗中操控了匹诺康尼的经济、政治、医疗、教育等命脉。我来简单介绍一下,「同舟会」是一个皮皮西人创立的古老精英组织,其历史最早可追溯至折纸大学建立前!组织等级制度森严,越古老的成员级别越高,等级世袭制以保证财富与权力的代代相传。组织持续吸纳匹诺康尼政商界的顶层精英加入,成为组织头目意志的执行人,这也是表面上皮皮西人较少身居高位的原因。
Yes, you heard me right. The seemingly unassuming Pepeshi have banded together through Innasemboat, exerting covert influence over various aspects of Penacony's society, including the economy, politics, healthcare, education, and beyond. Allow me to briefly introduce Innasemboat. It is an ancient elite society of Pepeshi, with origins dating back to before the establishment of Paperfold University. This organization operates with a strict hierarchical structure where seniority equates to rank, where seats are passed down in families to ensure the preservation of wealth and power via blood. The organization continuously enlists top elites from Penacony's political and commercial circles as executors of the leader's will, which explains why Pepeshi seldom hold prominent positions openly in society.
此次普蕾玛事件暴露了「同舟会」下一步计划——进军匹诺康尼的体育娱乐业,占据主流视野,博取民众好感,为「同舟会」的黑暗统治巩固基础。我有几个铁证以证明「普蕾玛事件」是一个结构性的阴谋:
The Prema Incident exposes their next move: Innasemboat aims to infiltrate the sports and entertainment sectors of Penacony to enhance their reputation, gain public favor, and lay the groundwork for their control of darkness. I'm hereby presenting substantial evidence that the Prema Incident is part of their elaborate scheme:
1、首先,球笼赛举办的500年以来,从未出现皮皮西车手。500年来都不行的皮皮西人,怎么一下就行了呢?其中必有帮手。
1. Pepeshi drivers have never appeared in the Spheroid Race's 500-year history, so how did they suddenly have a star driver after 500 years of incompetence? Someone must be behind this.
2、其次,普蕾玛曾多次接受其他学院赛车冠军(如前财富学院冠军罗密欧)的援助与指导。这种背叛学院、援助对手的举动,若不是罗密欧被委派了任务,或遭到某种势力胁迫,实在难以解释。
2. Prema has repeatedly received assistance from racing champions of rival academies (such as Romeo, the former champion of Fortune Academy). Such an act of betraying his academy and aiding his competitor suggests either ulterior motives or external coercion on Romeo's side.
3、最后,也是最容易被忽视的:普蕾玛的球笼车名为「飞翔的皮皮西号」,这是电影《阿斯德纳海盗》中某艘幽灵船的命名方式。试问,为何要用船名给赛车命名?再想想「同舟会」里的「舟」字,细思极恐啊!
3. Lastly, a most subtle yet most significant detail: Prema's Spheroid is named "The Flying Pepeshi," reminiscent of a ghost ship from the movie Asdana Pirates. Why would a Spheroid be named after a ship? Think about the name "Innasemboat" and you'll figure out why!
普通学生缺少视野,从未将以上三件事联系在一起,但当我补上「同舟会」这块残缺的拼图,各位心中一定恍然大悟。最后,我再给出一个惊人的事实:为何多年来「同舟会」的阴谋从未被戳穿?因为皮皮西人早已垄断匹诺康尼的媒体行业,电视台新闻主持人乌玛是皮皮西人就是最直接的证据。
The average students lack insight. They have never connected these three elements and thus fail to grasp the bigger picture. However, as I add in the missing link named Innasemboat, everything should become crystal clear to all. Lastly, I will present this astonishing fact: Why has the Innasemboat's conspiracy never been exposed through the years? Because the Pepeshi have controlled the entire Penaconian media industry. The fact that the news host Uma is a Pepeshi serves as the most direct evidence.
鉴于此次事件对校园公正性的影响、对校园安全的潜在威胁,我谨代表全体学生向折纸大学校委会与学生法庭提出以下要求:
Given its implications for fair competition and potential security risks for the campus, I, on behalf of all students, hereby present the following demands to the Paperfold University Council and the Student Court:
1、彻查并根除折纸大学内「同舟会」势力,将其从校园中驱逐。
1. Conduct a comprehensive investigation and eradicate the influence of Innasemboat from the university.
2、严格审查所有在校与未来入学的皮皮西学生。
2. Implement rigorous examinations upon all current and future Pepeshi students within the university.
3、事后向全体学生公布发表调查结果,并向我个人撰写道歉信。
3. Disclose the investigation results to all students and announce a personal apology to me.
若是学生法庭再次无视我的请愿,我会合理怀疑「同舟会」的势力已渗透入学生法庭内部,届时我会越过学生法庭直接向校委会反馈。
Should the Student Court once again reject my petition, it would be reasonable for me to suspect that Innasemboat has infiltrated the Student Court. In such a scenario, I will escalate this matter beyond the Student Court and report directly to the University Council.
守护折纸大学,人人有责!
It is everyone's responsibility to safeguard Paperfold University!
心系折纸大学的普通学生
An ordinary student deeply devoted to Paperfold University,
赫尔兹
Hertz
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