「睡蕉小猴」模因病毒事故报告 Incident Report Regarding the "Slumbernana Monkey" Memetic Virus

猎犬家系针对睡蕉小猴事件的调查报告，记录了事件经过与分锅结论。 An investigation report provided by the Bloodhound Family regarding the Slumbernana Monkey incident, documenting the details of the event and conclusions for passing th

*机密警告：该文件为匹诺康尼内部重要机密文件，擅自传阅，后果自负。

* Confidential Warning: This document contains highly confidential information on Penacony. Unauthorized distribution will result in severe consequences.

一、事故背景

I. Incident Background

琥珀历2158纪第1年第2季度期间，名为「睡蕉小猴」的模因病毒以图片、声音、影像的形式在梦中大量传播，其影响大约在1周内快速蔓延至梦境全域，并通过人为手段限制了网络平台的内容传播，以躲避星际和平公司的信息监管。

During the second quarter of the first year of AE 2158, a memetic virus known as the "Slumbernana Monkey" spread rapidly in the Dreamscape through images, sounds, and videos. Its impact escalated within the entire Dreamscape and fully covered it in about a week, with its distribution on online platforms manually restricted to evade the IPC's regulation on information.

受到感染后的部分患者逐渐出现了幻听、谵妄、失语等症状，部分重症患者的自我认知变为了「睡蕉小猴」，并直接影响到了他们现实中的精神状态。

Some affected individuals gradually exhibited symptoms such as hallucinations, delirium, and aphasia. Some severely impacted victims even shifted their intra-cognition to Slumbernana Monkeys, directly influencing their mental state in reality.

该期间护理师通过情绪调控、记忆清除等手段对患者进行了治疗，但仅将病因记录为「玩梗玩魔怔了」的认知失调症状，并未就风险隐患进行上报处理。

During this period, dream nurses provided care to affected individuals by focusing on emotion regulation and memory erasure. However, they merely classified the cause of the illness as a common cognitive dissonance symptom, stating, "They're really caught up in their memes," without highlighting any potential risks.

二、事故发生经过

II. Incident Details

匹诺康尼折纸大学于太阳的时刻开展「彩梦校庆」活动，全体教师前往「日光公园」进行学术研讨会议，由鸢尾花家系提供的特殊美梦剧团临时接任教学与管理工作。

Penacony's Paperfold University was carrying out the Dreamlight Anniversary in the Moment of Sol. All faculty members went to Sunshine Park to conduct academic seminars. During their absence, the Sweet Dreams Troupe specially customized by the Iris Family temporarily took over the teaching and management tasks.

作为具有认知能力的模因生命，这批美梦剧团也受到了模因病毒的直接影响，开始通过教学的手段传播模因病毒，使大量学生受到严重感染。感染后变为小猴的学生很快就从学校里失踪了，疑似被事故嫌疑人转运至其余梦境。

Being memetic beings with cognitive abilities, the Sweet Dreams Troupe was also directly affected by the memetic virus and started spreading the virus through teaching, severely infecting a large number of students. Soon, the students who were infected and saw themselves as Slumbernana Monkeys disappeared from the school, presumably transported to other regions of the Dreamscape by the suspect.

事故持续一日后，前来参与校庆的「无名客」与非法闯入的「巡海游侠」介入，破坏了模因病毒的模因核心，将失踪的学生送回了校园。但相关人员拒绝进一步提供线索，仅能得知事故嫌疑人身份为「原始博士」相关的犯罪科研组织「源究森林」成员。

After the incident lasted a day, the Nameless, who came to participate in the anniversary, and an illegally trespassing Galaxy Ranger intervened, destroying the memetic core of the memetic virus and returning the missing students to campus. However, they refused to provide further information. As a result, the only thing that we know is that the suspect is a member of AtaviSearch Forest, a criminal organization related to Dr. Primitive.

根据猎犬家系近期逮捕的偷渡客口述，他们的舰队在阿斯德纳星系边陲遇到过「一根飘在宇宙中的大大大香蕉」，若非忆质过敏产生的幻觉，则大概率为事故嫌疑人（猿）的舰船。

According to statements from stowaways recently arrested by the Bloodhound Family, their fleet had encountered "a very, very, very big banana floating in the universe" at the edge of Asdana. If it was not a hallucination caused by memoria allergy, it would most likely have been the ship of the suspect.

事故期间，校内外的猎犬安保未能提供任何信息情报，事后也未从他们的记忆查得相关信息，并且学生也失去了感染病毒后的记忆。此类失忆现象目前判定与模因病毒无关，具体原因仍在调查之中。

During the accident, the Bloodhound security guards outside the campus failed to provide any relevant information. After the incident, no relevant information was extracted from their memories, and all the infected students also lost their memories during the infection. This memory loss is currently determined to be unrelated to the memetic virus, and the exact cause is still under investigation.

三、事故损失情况

III. Losses

根据《匹诺康尼公共事故经济损失统计标准》，经统计，事故直接经济损失为1194.3万苜蓿币（信用点）。主要用于对睡蕉小猴相关产品商户的赔偿及对模因病毒的后续消杀工作。

Per Penaconian Public Accident Economic Loss Standards, the direct economic loss totaled 11,943,000 Alfalfa credits, mainly for compensating affected merchants selling Slumbernana-Monkey-related merchandises and for follow-up virus elimination.

四、事故原因

IV. Causes

（1）主要原因：

(1) Main Cause:

大型犯罪组织「源究森林」针对匹诺康尼制作并投放了模因病毒「睡蕉小猴」，由于相关单位人员未及时开展风险辨识并采取有效管控措施，导致事故发生。

The large-scale criminal organization AtaviSearch Forest specifically produced the memetic virus Slumbernana Monkey against Penacony and released the virus here. The personnel of the relevant departments failed to identify the risks and take effective measures in a timely manner, resulting in the outbreak of the memetic virus.

（2）其余原因：

(2) Additional Factors:

①猎犬家系及其下属安全部门未在入梦者的认知层面建立妥善的安全体系，也缺乏对进入梦境的具体信息进行细致筛选的技术。

① The security department within the Bloodhound Family and its affiliated departments lack a comprehensive security system at dreamers' cognitive level and do not possess the technology to thoroughly screen all information entering the Dreamscape.

②鸢尾花家系的护理师部门成员缺乏安全意识，未能及时上报相关风险。其所属的美梦剧团系统遭到嫌疑人入侵失控，安全性较差。

② Dream nursing department in the Iris Family lack security awareness and fail to report relevant risks promptly. The Iris Family's Sweet Dreams Troupe system was breached by the suspect and thus lacked security.

③匹诺康尼分家未能及时将橡木家系承载的职权进行划分，导致部分决策流程缺乏灵活性，风险应对能力不足。

③ The Family branches in Penacony failed to promptly take up the responsibilities originally shouldered by the Oak Family, resulting in poor flexibility in some decision-making processes and a deficiency in risk response capabilities.

④相关部门至今无法查明嫌疑人与模因病毒的所在地点，梦境疑似存在监管盲区。

④ The whereabouts of the suspect and the memetic virus have not been identified so far, potentially indicating surveillance blind spots within the Dreamscape.