彩梦校庆宣传片：睡蕉小猴传奇 Dreamlight Anniversary Promotional Video: The Legend of Slumbernana Monkey

谐乐蕉师写下的古怪剧本，讲述了睡蕉小猴拯救大学的故事。 A bizarre story written by Charmony BananAdvisor, depicting Slumbernana Monkey's epic adventure in saving the academy.

《睡蕉小猴传奇》

The Legend of Slumbernana Monkey

旁白：在折纸大学，每年都会举办一场盛大的派对，这就是万众瞩目的彩梦校庆。

Narrator: Every year at Paperfold University, a grand celebration takes place — the eagerly awaited Dreamlight Anniversary.

旁白：这场盛会数百年间从未中断，但这次的彩梦校庆却遇到了一个阻碍——

Narrator: For centuries, this event has proceeded without interruption. However, this year, the Dreamlight Anniversary faces an unexpected challenge...

旁白：邪恶的忆域迷因「压力」出现在了校园中，让同学们天天愁容满面。为了打败这个邪恶的怪物，一只勇敢的睡蕉小猴开始了行动……

Narrator: The malevolent Memory Zone Meme "Stress" has appeared on campus, casting a shadow of anxiety over the students. To eliminate this dark force, a brave Slumbernana Monkey leaps into action...

勇者小猴：蕉，蕉蕉！

Brave Monkey: Bana! Bana bana!

旁白：哦——是勇者小猴！他拿起了自己的香蕉神剑，踏上了讨伐压力魔王的道路。

Narrator: Ah! It's the Brave Monkey. Wielding his Banana magic sword, he embarks on a quest against the Stress devil.

旁白：此刻，压力魔王正在校园中肆虐，他践踏着同学们的自信。嫉恶如仇的勇者小猴不能再允许这样的事情发生了，它向魔王发起了挑战——

Narrator: Meanwhile, the Stress devil is wreaking havoc on campus, shattering the students' confidence. The righteous monkey can no longer stand idly by and confronts the devil...

勇者小猴：蕉！蕉蕉！

Brave Monkey: Bana! Bana bana!

「压力」：（一句辱骂小猴的话）

Stress: *Says something to insult the monkey*

旁白：压力魔王的咒语实在太毒辣了，勇者小猴最终还是败下阵来……

Narrator: The malevolent curse from the Stress devil proves potent, and the Brave Monkey is defeated...

勇者小猴：蕉，蕉蕉……

Brave Monkey: Bana... bana nana...

旁白：在勇者小猴走投无路之际，睡蕉小猴中的智者——贤者小猴出现了。

Narrator: In the darkest hour, the most sagacious Slumbernana Monkey, the Wise Monkey, appears.

贤者小猴：蕉，蕉蕉。

Wise Monkey: Bana, bana bana.

贤者小猴：蕉蕉蕉蕉，蕉蕉蕉蕉。「蕉蕉蕉蕉」，蕉蕉！

Wise Monkey: Bana bana , bana bana. "Bana bana," bana!

旁白：经过贤者小猴的教导，勇者小猴重新燃起了斗志。他心怀贤者小猴的箴言，重新来到了「压力」面前。

Narrator: Guided by the Wise Monkey, the Brave Monkey reignites his fighting spirit. With the Wise Monkey's wisdom in mind, he confronts the Stress devil once more.

「压力」：（一句挑衅小猴的话）

Stress: *says something to provoke the monkey*

勇者小猴：蕉，蕉蕉——

Brave Monkey: Bana, bana bana...

旁白：但这次勇者小猴没有因为敌人的恶语而退却，压力魔王倒在了小猴的剑下。

Narrator: This time, the Brave Monkey remains unmoved by the malevolent words. Eventually, the Stress devil falls to the Brave Monkey's sword.

旁白：同学们的压力也烟消云散，自由与快乐重新降临在校园之中。

Narrator: All students' stress dissipates. Joy and freedom return to campus once more.

勇者小猴：蕉，蕉蕉！

Brave Monkey: Bana! Bana bana!

所有人：蕉蕉蕉蕉~蕉蕉蕉蕉~

Everyone: Bana bana! Bana bana!

所有人：吃完香蕉就睡觉，快快乐乐没烦恼。

Everyone: Eat bananas, nap the day away. Worry no more, be happy everyday!

End.

The End

编剧：谐乐蕉师

Screenwriter: Charmony BananAdvisor

导演：芮克先生

Director: Mr. Reca

制片方：匹诺康尼折纸大学

Producer: Penacony Paperfold University