酒馆夜谭:天环族特辑 Evening Tavern Stories: Halovian Special Issue
某位酒馆记者撰写的花边小报,内容主打一个胡说八道。 A tabloid written by a Tavern reporter, the contents seem to be mostly nonsense.
呦吼——各位读者老爷们!许久不见,甚是想念!上期杂志中,本知名记者——酒馆的迈尔斯——为老爷们揭示了埋藏在苏乐达背后的黑暗真相,而这一回,就让我们深入到群众中去,挖掘那些大家困惑已久的小~秘~密~吧!
What's up, readers! It's been too long! In the last issue, I, famed tavern reporter Miles, uncovered the dark secrets of SoulGlad. This time, let's dive into the masses, and sniff out all the dirty little secrets everyone has been dying to know!
众所周知,群星盛会匹诺康尼的街头向来鱼龙混杂,高的矮的胖的瘦的穷的富的是人的不是人的什么都有,尤其是那些大明星似的天环族,相信很多人都好奇得不得了吧!既然如此,乐子神在上,本记者将冒着被猎犬追杀的风险,来一次说走就走的路边专访——
It's a well-known fact that the bustling streets of Penacony, a celebrity hotspot, are a true melting pot. From the tall and short to the plump and slender, and from the rich and poor to humans and non-humans, you can literally find all kinds of folks here. Among them, I bet those Halovians who shine like superstars pique the curiosity of many of you! Well, for The Laughter, I'm ready to snag you some exclusive street interviews at the risk of being chased by the Bloodhounds!
那么废话不多说,这就随机在街头抓几个倒霉蛋…啊不是,幸运路人吧!
Well then, let's cut to the chase and grab a few unsuspecting passersby... Ahem, lucky interviewees, I mean.
Q1:天环族小脑袋瓜上的圈圈是实体的吗?
Q1: Are those circular thingies above the Halovians' small heads tangible?
暴躁的天环族:我可去你**的圈圈,这叫「天环」!「天环」懂吗,**!
Grumpy Halovian: It's not some "circular thingy"! Sheesh, it's a halo! A halo, capeesh!?
充满求知欲的狐人:嗯,是实体,我之前趁他不注意偷偷摸过,冰冰凉凉的,还特别光滑,手感好极了!当然要是那之后没被暴打就更好了。
Curious Foxian: Yep, it's tangible. I managed to touch it when he wasn't looking. Cool and smooth to the touch, the texture is amazing! Though, the beating I got afterward wasn't so great.
精神稳定的智械:众所周知,有三样东西摸不得:狐人的尾巴、皮皮西的毛球、天环的天环…所以你这不是活该找揍吗。
Mentally Stable Intellitron: It's a universally acknowledged fact that there are three things one should never touch: A Foxian's tail, a Pepeshi's fluff ball, and a Halovian's halo. So, basically, you were asking for a beating.
Q2:天环族要是走路的时候光环被卡住怎么办?
Q2: What happens if a Halovian's halo were to get stuck in something while they are walking?
「天环研究专家」:首先,据我调查,现实世界中天环族的光环并非实体,而是一种能量聚合成的投影,甚至会在情绪波动和使用心灵感应时闪烁发光,而这种光环并不存在被卡住的风险;
"Halo Researcher": To begin with, according to my observations, the Halovians' halos in the physical realm do not have a tangible form. They are condensed energy projections that can even flicker during emotional disturbances or when telepathy is used. There is no concern about a halo becoming stuck.
「天环研究专家」:其次,在进入梦境后,虽然由于忆质的影响,能量光环被压缩为实体,但梦中的光环可以任意调节位置,就像戴帽子一样,所以也不用担心……
"Halo Researcher": Furthermore, upon entering the Dreamscape, while it's true that the energy halo transforms into a physical entity under the influence of memoria, its position can be adjusted at will while within the dream, much like adjusting a hat. So, there's really no need for concern.
「天环研究专家」:另外,据说天环族出生时都只有最简单的圆环,随着成长他们的环会根据其经历与性格变成不同的形状,而少数特殊的天环族甚至可以随意改变自己环的形状!
"Halo Researcher": Additionally, it is believed that all Halovians only have a basic circle when they are born. As they age, the halo evolves into various shapes reflecting their experiences and personality traits. Some special Halovians can even transform their halo into any shape they desire!
「天环研究专家」:最后,以上内容均出自《逐梦客时讯:都市怪谈版面》,如有雷同纯属巧合,本人概不负责。
"Halo Researcher": Finally, all information mentioned is sourced from Dreamchaser Bulletin: Urban Myth Edition. Any similarities are purely coincidental, and I hold no responsibility for such occurrences.
Q3:天环族的心灵感应是怎么回事?
Q3: What's the story behind the Halovians' telepathy?
小报记者:哎呦,这你可就问对人咯!我给你说,论起天环族,这偌大的匹诺康尼中可没几个人比我更了解!
Tabloid Reporter: Ah, you've asked the right person! Let me tell you, I'm one of the few people in Penacony who know a lot about the Halovians.
小报记者:我跟你说,天环都会读心术,所以跟他们沟通的时候一定要小心。不过好在他们感应的范围并不太大,一般不超过两三米,所以只要站远点就好啦。
Tabloid Reporter: Here's the scoop. All Halovians can read minds, so you should take care when speaking with one. Thankfully, the range of their ability isn't that big and usually won't work more than 6–10 feet away, so just stand at a distance, and you'll be fine.
小报记者:天环之间也可以通过这种心灵感应交流,不用出声就能跟人讲话,比市面上那些通讯器好用多了。
Tabloid Reporter: Halovians can also use their telepathy to communicate with one another without speaking. That's so much better than the communicators we have in the market now.
小报记者:还有啊,一些同谐力量很强的天环族,可以通过歌声和语言影响甚至操控他人!据说一些天环族的命途行者可以释放心灵冲击,让人瞬间眩晕或者变成傻子呢!
Tabloid Reporter: Also, Halovians with strong powers of Harmony can use their singing and language to manipulate others! It's said some Halovian Pathstriders can even unleash psychic attacks to stun a person or reduce their intelligence to zero!
小报记者:怎么样,是不是非常有意思啊…我这还有更有趣的呢,如果想知道,只要转我9998苜蓿币……
Tabloid Reporter: What do you think? Interesting, right? I have more where that came from. If you'd like to know more, just transfer me 9,998 Alfalfa credits and...
本期放送就到这里,敬请期待更多新鲜爆料!
That's a wrap for this issue! Stay tuned for more fresh scoops coming your way!
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