折纸大学学生手册•第43版修订意见 The Paperfold University Student Handbook — Comments on the 43rd Revised Edition

教师们对于学生手册改动的审阅记录，能够从讨论中感受到折纸大学自由奔放的校风。 A record of teachers' evaluations towards revisions to the student handbook. You get a real sense of the free and unrestrained school spirit of Paperfold Univers

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新生指引（第三页页末）

New Student Guide (Bottom of Page 3)

如果遇到设备问题需要求助，请咨询校方技术部门团队技术社团成员。

If you encounter an issue with school facilities, please contact the School Technology Divisiona member of the IT Club.

- 我们为什么要把所有技术部门职员全部解雇来着？

- Why are we firing everyone in the Technology Division?

- 去年的财富学院新生写了一份报告，指出校园通信网络存在的四十多个恶性漏洞。当时的技术团队对此嗤之以鼻，所以为了证明，那些新生把所有学生的成绩表都黑成了露莎卡星的海洋生物图鉴。

- Last year, new Fortune Academy students wrote a report of over 40 dangerous loopholes within the campus communications network. The technology team back then scoffed and dismissed the report. So, to prove it, these freshmen hacked the grade reports of all students and turned them into ecology illustrations of marine creatures in Lushaka.

- 怎么解决的来着？

- How was this problem resolved?

- 你得问他们。

- You will have to ask them.

- 通过。

- Approved

学院设施导览（第十五页中间）

Guide to Campus Facilities (Middle of Page 15)

想要体验浪漫氛围与入梦事故的乐趣，谐乐学院的主教学楼顶层是你的最佳选择！在这里，你可以一览整个时刻的景观，与你的和声伴侣在此相会谐奏，并且在告白被拒绝时把自己交给奔涌的情绪，从最高处一跃而下，从而最大化地激发创作灵感！

If you want a romantic atmosphere~~ and the joy of accidents when entering the dream~~, the roof of the Charmony Academy main teaching building can't be beat! Here, you can enjoy the scenery of the entire Moment and meet up harmoniously with your singing partner~~. Plus, if you confess and get rejected, you can give in to your rushing emotions, take a leap from the highest spot, and use that~~ for more creative inspiration!

- 理由应该不用过多阐述了吧。

- I'm sure the reason goes without saying, right?

- 我以为我们的校风是自由？

- I thought our school creed was freedom?

- 对啊，而且这里是梦境，没事的。

- Yeah! Plus, this is the dreamscape, so they'll be fine.

- 去年谐乐学院优秀毕业生回老家之后出了什么事，老师们应该都听说过吧？

- I'm sure all the teachers have heard about what happened to that top Charmony Academy student when they returned home after graduation, right?

- 投票结果为46比44，其余弃权。通过。

- Voting result 46 to 44, with the remaining abstaining. Approved.

优秀师资介绍（第四十七页）新增

Outstanding Teacher Introduction (Page 47) New Addition

财富学院-詹姆士•霍金斯

Fortune Academy - James Hawkins

- 霍金斯老师确实很优秀，他的课是财富学院唯一一门匿名评价为好评的大课，而且带出来的学生有很多都被公司看上了。

- Mr. Hawkins is indeed an exceptional teacher. His class is the only open lecture in the Fortune Academy that received positive anonymous reviews, and many of his students are already receiving interest from the IPC.

- 是啊，单是他最早来那会，作为偷渡客在学院里伪装了半年的老师还没被发现，就已经很能说明他的能力了。

- Yeah, just the fact that he first arrived as a stowaway and pretended to be a teacher for half a year in the academy without being discovered shows just how skilled he is.

- 一致通过。

- Unanimously approved.

优秀毕业生介绍（第五十九页）撤下

Outstanding Graduate Introduction (Page 59) Removal

筑梦学院-阿雪

Dreamweaver Academy - Ashley

- 一个新生来找我打听这些优秀毕业生的故事，按理我都记得，但唯独这一位做了什么我没有任何印象。

- A new student came to ask me about the stories of these outstanding graduates. Normally, I should remember them all, but this is the only graduate that I have zero recollection of.

- 德尔老师为这事来找过我，我也没印象，联系了下那一届的毕业生，他们都不记得这个同学。

- Mr. Dahl came to see me about this before, too, but I had no memories of this student either. When I contacted the other students who graduated that year, not one of them remembered this particular student.

- 我们学院真有这个人？

- Did this person ever exist in our academy?

- 通过。备忘，后续拉个会简单聊一下。

- Approved. Note to self, organize a dedicated follow-up meeting to discuss this.

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规章部分（第三十二至第四十页）调整：

Rules and Regulations (Pages 32 to 40) Adjustments:

（修订）学生禁止在校园内过量饮用苏乐达™及其所有衍生饮品，冰点苏乐达除外。

(Revised) Students are prohibited from drinking excess SoulGlad™ and all its derivate beverages on campus except Ice SoulGlad.

- 这条已经被改过至少七十多次了，请进一步说明订正意图。

- This regulation has already been amended over seventy times. Please explain further motivation for this revision.

- 邓准老师在声乐课上连喝十七瓶苏乐达的事被学生举报了，举报理由是他们也想喝。但学生其实不知道，邓准老师为了保持体温，补充精力消耗，不得不出此下策，更不用说他的胃病还是那群学生气出来的。

- Mr. Dungeon drank seventeen bottles of SoulGlad in a row during a vocal music class and was reported by students. The reason for the report was that they wanted to drink SoulGlad too. However, what the students did not know was that Mr. Dungeon had no choice but to do this to maintain his body temperature and replenish his stamina. Not to mention that Mr. Dungeon's stomach issues were originally caused by the infuriation he suffers from teaching that class.

- 学院并不鼓励这种行为，但考虑到邓准老师的教育水平有目共睹，暂且通过，先试行一段时间看看。

- Though the academy does not encourage this behavior, considering the obviously outstanding teaching skills of Mr. Dungeon, this will be approved temporarily with a probationary period.

（新增）禁止以学习名义私自动用教职工的私人资产。

(New addition) Students are prohibited from using the personal property of the faculty in the name of study.

- 这条有必要单独列出？再说，如果真是为了学习，我们宽容一些不也挺正常？

- Does this article need to be explicitly listed? What's more, if it really is for the purpose of study and education, is it not normal for us to be a little more lenient?

- 去年，那群筑院的捣蛋鬼，半夜把我的车拆了，把零件运到办公室里重新拼回去了！威胁我说要是不给高绩点，就不帮忙移走。那车比门框还大，根本开不出去！搞得我两个月之内都只能徒步上班，每天下了班就去拆车。

- Last year, those Dreamweaver Academy troublemakers took my car apart in the middle of the night, moved the parts into my office, and then reassembled it in there! They threatened me and said that if I didn't give them a good grade, they would not help me move it. The car was wider than the door frame, so there was no way for me to drive it out! I had to walk to work for two months, and I'd be taking that car apart after work every single day.

- 是不是那群把学校里所有的键盘的每一个键都拆下来，打乱顺序按回去拼成十六行诗的小子们？

- Was it the same kids who took all the keys off of every keyboard in the school and put them back rearranged into perfect sonnets?

- 想起来了，筑院那边还表扬了他们的技术高超，后来听说都被知名星际工业聘去了…提醒我一下，最后你给他们高绩点了吗？

- Come to think of it, the Dreamweaver Academy said that they were extremely skilled students. I heard they were later all recruited by famous intergalactic businesses... Remind me. Did you end up giving them a higher grade?

- 给了。

- I did.

- 通过。

- Approved.

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不予通过的改动：

Non-approved amendments:

规章 新增

Rules and Regulations (New Addition)

学生不应该把自己当成猫、狗、石头或是别的什么东西。

Students are not to identify themselves as cats, dogs, rocks, or other random objects.

- 大家平复一下情绪，请放心，提出这条的职工已经被开除了。

- Everyone, please remain calm. The member of staff that suggested this rule has been fired.

- 我怀疑那家伙只是对蒙布老师有个人意见，毕竟蒙布老师是霸王龙的事情人人皆知。

- I suspect that particular person had a personal issue with Mr. Mengbu. After all, everyone is aware that Mr. Mengbu is a tyrannosaurus rex.

- 不管怎么说，看到这样的意见被提出，我真的感到遗憾。

- Regardless, I feel deep regret seeing that such an opinion has been suggested.

优秀师资介绍（第四十八页）撤下

Outstanding Teacher Introduction (Page 48) Removal

谐乐学院-清妆女士

Charmony Academy - Miss Jameson

- 我认为将一个因创立武装反抗组织被逮捕的前教员放在这个栏位并不合适？

- I don't think that it's appropriate to feature a former teacher who was arrested for forming an armed resistance organization in this column.

- 但学生们因此更喜欢她了，背地里称她为「大姐头」，今年谐乐学院的宣传画还画了她。

- But the students admire her even more for this, and they even call her "Boss Lady" behind her back. She was even featured in this year's Charmony Academy promotional posters.

- 怪不得谐乐学院今年的原创节目很多都有硝烟、战争之类的元素和意象。

- No wonder so many of this year's Charmony Academy original programs contained elements and images of smoke and war...

- 这两件事不挨着吧。

- These two matters are not related, right?

- 投票结果为22比50，其余弃权，栏位保留。

- Voting result 22 to 50, remaining abstaining. The column remains.

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给「睡蕉社」批准3000000苜蓿币作为下一年的社团活动预算

The "Slumbernana Association" should be granted three million Alfalfa credits for their budget next year

- 这是学生手册的修订！谁提出来的这种不着调的意见？让他来校长室见我！

- This is a student handbook revision! Who submitted such a ridiculous opinion here? Send them to the dean's office to see me immediately!