学生法庭•调查结果公示 Student Court Investigation Results

近日学生热议的「同舟会」终于公布了调查结果。 The results of the investigation into the hotly-discussed organization known among students as "Innasemboat."

案件编号：

Case ID:

1000HEZ058

1000HEZ058

处理人

Judge

学生法庭-学生事务法庭-裁判官 艾蕾娜

Magistrate Irena, Student Affairs Court, Student Court

处理结果：

Verdict:

内容不实，驳回上诉

Rejected as unsubstantiated

学生法庭回复内容：

Response from the Student Court:

亲爱的赫尔兹同学：

Dear Hertz,

你好，

I trust this message reaches you well.

非常感谢你对学生法庭的信任与耐心。首先，我们对前57次未回复深表歉意，但也请允许我们在此说明缘由：你的请愿书中包含大量未经证实或已被证伪的信息，不符合《学生法庭请愿公约》，因此我们拒绝受理。

Thank you for your ongoing trust and patience with the Student Court. Regrettably, we must acknowledge that your previous 57 petitions did not receive replies. However, please allow us to explain this oversight: Your petitions contain a large amount of inaccurate or unsubstantiated information, which contradicted the standards outlined in the Student Court Petition Convention, leading to them being rejected by our courtroom.

鉴于近期球笼赛事件与「同舟会」阴谋论在校园内讨论度增加，已为相关同学、教职人员带来不必要的困扰，学生法庭决定借此机会公布相关事件的调查结果：

The recent upsurge in discussions surrounding the Spheroid Race and the Innasemboat conspiracy theory on campus has caused unnecessary concern among students and academy staff. We are taking this opportunity to disclose the outcomes of our investigations into these matters.

1、经过调查，普蕾玛同学于上月获得的「学院首席车手」参赛资格符合折纸大学校球笼赛（即格拉克斯杯）的参赛准则，并不存在任何形式的违规行为。

1. Our investigations indicate that Prema's achievement of the "Paperfold University Top Driver" title last month aligns with our regulations for the Paperfold University Sphroid Race (a.k.a. The Glaux Cup), with no violations identified.

2、经过多方核查，目前校方未发现任何证据指向「同舟会」存在的事实。经追溯后发现这一说法最早出现在《匹诺康尼未解之谜》第23期刊登的文章——《16位家主全是同舟会成员？神秘组织的真正目的到底是什么？》。此刊物长期存在大量不实信息，学生法庭倾向视「同舟会」理论为典型阴谋论。

2. Following thorough investigations, no evidence substantiating the existence of Innasemboat has been found by the university. Further exploration revealed that the concept was first mentioned in an article titled Sixteen Family Heads Identified as Innasemboat Members: Unveiling the Enigmatic Club's Purpose in the magazine Penacony Unsolved Mysteries, Vol 23. This magazine is known for continuously spreading misinformation extensively, and the Student Court is of the mind to view the Innasemboat theory as a groundless conspiracy theory.

约██年前，格拉克斯校长引入了校园球笼竞速赛，望以赛事促进学院间的交流与友谊，让学生们在竞争中追求卓越。多年来，校球笼赛组委会一直坚持格拉克斯校长的理念，赛事的天平从未倾斜向任何学生、学院或组织。赛事至今已举办数百届，格拉克斯杯仍被视为大学球笼竞赛内的至高荣耀，想必也说明了校内师生对其公正性的高度认可。

Approximately ██ years ago, Dean Glaux introduced the Spheroid Race to the university to promote inter-academy communication and friendship and enable students to chase after excellence via competitive sports. Over the years, the Spheroid Race Committee has remained dedicated to Dean Glaux's vision, ensuring that the tournament upholds fairness without favoritism toward any student, academy, or organization. With hundreds of tournaments held to date, the Glaux Cup retains its prestige as the apex of collegiate Spheroid competition, which stands as proof of its universally recognized equitable nature by both students and faculty on campus.

此外，跨学院合作在校球笼赛历史上并不罕见，契合格拉克斯校长创办此赛事的初心。我们欢迎广大师生继续监督不公正行为的发生，但也恳请各位对无愧体育竞技精神的选手予以基本尊重。

Additionally, cooperation between academies has been a common practice throughout the history of the Spheroid Race, aligning with Dean Glaux's original intentions for the event. While we advocate for students to remain vigilant against unfair practices, we call upon all to show respect for all participants who exemplify the spirit of sportsmanship.

学生事务法庭 裁判官 艾蕾娜

Magistrate Irena, Student Affairs Court

折纸大学学生法庭对所有判决结果持有最终解释权

The Paperfold University Student Court reserves the right for the final interpretation in rendering judgments.