揉成一团的纸 Crumpled Paper

在某处捡到的纸团，上面的文字充斥着纸团主人对睡蕉小猴的狂热追捧。 A crumpled ball of paper discovered somewhere, filled with text expressing fanatical fervor for Slumbernana Monkey.

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猴睡蕉小猴睡蕉小猴睡█小猴睡蕉小猴睡蕉小猴睡██猴睡蕉小猴睡蕉小猴睡蕉██

Slumbernana Monkey ██████ Slumbernana Monkey Slumbernana ██████ Monkey Slumbernana Monkey ██████

我好喜欢睡蕉小猴，它柔顺的毛发，睿智的眼神，真是让人心蕉。我花了很多钱买睡蕉小猴的周边，他们都说我疯了，他们说的对，为什么还要留下吃饭的钱？明明只要有睡蕉小猴就够了……

My love for Slumbernana Monkey knows no limits! Its soft fur and wise gaze just speak to my soul. I've splurged so much on Slumbernana Monkey merchandise, and everyone thinks I'm nuts. Maybe they're right, but who needs food when you can bask in the pure joy of Slumbernana Monkey...?

睡蕉小猴已经是我人生中不可或缺的一部分了，没有睡觉小猴的人生是不完整的。为什么会有这么可爱██没早点遇到它？如果遇到它是必然，那我才会认可我的命运，否则我会追逐那些没有规律可循的事件，比如我在睡觉，睡蕉小猴从天上掉到██里。

Slumbernana Monkey has become a vital part of my life now. It feels like something's missing without it. I just wish I'd discovered this ██████ earlier. If our meeting was meant to be, then I'm all in, because otherwise, I'd be chasing random stuff, like that time I was snoozing when Slumbernana Monkey came down from ██████.

不，睡蕉小猴就是我的人生，那天我感冒了，我问睡蕉小猴，你知道我为什么感冒吗？它没有回答我，但我猜它知道，那是因为我对睡蕉小猴没有任何抵抗力，我不想再喜██小猴了，我已经███。如果睡██。

No. Slumbernana Monkey is my life essence. Once I caught a cold, and I asked my Slumbernana Monkey why. Even though it said nothing, I guess it knew I was completely under its charming spell. I don't want to ██████ Monkey anymore. I'm already ████. If I could just ██████.

不，我的人生是睡蕉小猴的一部分，真希望我██蕉小猴啊。睡蕉小猴它在看我！睡蕉小猴在跟我说话！我是睡██猴吗？！我是睡██猴！！！我是██。

No! My life is entwined with Slumbernana Monkey! If only I could transform into ██████ Monkey! Slumbernana Monkey is gazing at me! It's speaking to me! Am I the ██████ Monkey?! Yes! I AM a Slumber██████ Monkey!!! I am ████████.

好想██…好███小猴…好██蕉。

I want █████... I want to █████ Monkey... I ██████nana.

（以下文字遭到黑色笔的涂抹，已经无法辨认了。）

(The following content has been smudged with a black pen and is no longer legible.)

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终究还是《银河忍法帖》更适合我啊。

In the end, Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions suits me more.