关于皮皮西的一百个事实 A Hundred Truths about the Pepeshi
出现在会场角落的神秘文章，里面写满了荒诞的言论，不知道是何人所留。 A mysterious article that appeared in a corner of the venue. It is filled with absurd opinions, and the writer is unknown.
摘录自《皮皮西秘史》：
Excerpts from the book The Secret History of the Pepeshi.
1.皮皮西人头上的绒球才是本体，人身是一种拟态。
1. The fluff ball on the heads of the Pepeshi is actually their core, while their human body is merely a form of mimicry.
2.希佩曾试图赐福皮皮西人，但祂发现被赐福的是自己。
2. Xipe once attempted to bestow blessings upon the Pepeshi, only to discover that it was Xipe THEMSELF who received the blessings.
3.摸一摸皮皮西的绒球，可以延年益寿。
3. Touching the Pepeshi's fluff ball can extend one's lifespan.
4.皮皮西的绒球可以在危险时刻脱离本体，并长出新的身体。
4. In times of danger, the Pepeshi's fluffy ball has the ability to detach from their body and regenerate a new body.
5.可惜的是，让皮皮西人感到足够危险的事物并不存在。
5. However, there are no known threats that are capable of making the Pepeshi feel truly endangered.
6.「毁灭」是皮皮西一族的命途「捣蛋」的衍生品。
6. The Destruction is merely a derivative of the Pepeshi's one and only Path — Mischief.
7.皮皮西人的绒球可以发射出超光速粒子束。
7. The Pepeshi's fluff ball can emit faster-than-light particle beams.
8.皮皮西人能抓住自己发射的超光速粒子束，在粒子束的终点。
8. The Pepeshi can catch the faster-than-light particle beams they launch at the end of those beams.
9.皮皮西人不是做梦，是梦在做皮皮西。
9. The Pepeshi do not dream. Instead, dreams dream of the Pepeshi.
10.一位皮皮西在宇宙尽头的餐馆讲了个笑话，于是就有了阿哈。
Once, a Pepeshi told a joke in a restaurant at the end of the universe, leading to the emergence of Aha.
11.皮皮西数学家曾解开了生命、宇宙和一切问题的答案，但匹诺康尼的梦境放不下这样伟大的真理。
Pepeshi mathematicians have discovered the ultimate answers to all questions about life, the universe itself, and everything. However, there is not enough space in Penacony's Dreamscape to embrace the profound answers.
12.最早的黑洞起源于一位皮皮西人，他在和一颗恒星比赛掰手腕时忘了放水。
The first black hole was created when a Pepeshi forgot to limit their strength while arm-wrestling with a star.
13.原本绝灭大君有几百位，直到他们在团建时遇见了皮皮西人。
Originally, there were several hundred Lord Ravagers until they unfortunately ran into a Pepeshi during a group excursion.
14.所有的皮皮西人其实都是一位皮皮西神在低维空间的投影。
All the Pepeshi are actually a Pepeshi Deity's projections in the lower dimension.
15.皮皮西人想要喝热水，水自己热了。
When the Pepeshi want some hot water, the water heats itself.
16.匹诺康尼的大空洞其实是被皮皮西人一拳打出来的。
The great hole in Penacony was actually formed when a Pepeshi punched the Dreamscape.
17.星际和平公司本想公布第16条的事实，但那位皮皮西人对此表达了不满。
IPC initially intended to publicize the truth stated in Article 16, but that Pepeshi expressed their dissatisfaction, leading to an immediate change of plans.
18.当死亡找上皮皮西人时，我们会说，「死亡被皮皮西找上了」。
When death approaches a Pepeshi, people will say "death is approached by a Pepeshi."
19.丰饶星神拥有几乎无穷的生命，祂唯一的一次濒死是打扰了正在午睡的皮皮西。
The Aeon of Abundance possesses nearly infinite life, and the only time THEY came close to death was when the Aeon disturbed a Pepeshi during their nap.
20.药师的命是跟皮皮西人借的，岚的弓是跟皮皮西人买的，博识尊是皮皮西人造的，阿哈的笑话是跟皮皮西人偷的，希佩的曲子全是皮皮西人谱的。
Yaoshi borrowed THEIR lifespan from the Pepeshi. Lan purchased THEIR bow from the Pepeshi. Nous was actually crafted by the Pepeshi. Aha took THEIR jokes from the Pepeshi, and all of Xipe's music was composed by the Pepeshi.
21.皮皮西人通过殴打印钞机的方式制造苜蓿币。
The Pepeshi create Alfalfa credit by punching the money printing machines.
22.皮皮西人从不去理发店，他们用等离子枪来打理绒球。
The Pepeshi never visit barbershops: They use plasma cannons to groom their fluff ball.
23.万界之癌是皮皮西人在宇宙里野餐时掉下的零食碎屑。
The Cancer of All Worlds is merely crumbs left behind by the Pepeshi during picnics throughout the universe.
24.「开拓」的列车引擎借鉴了皮皮西人散步时的超光速走路法。
The engine of the Trailblaze draws inspiration from the faster-than-light strides used by the Pepeshi during their leisurely strolls.
25.《钟表小子》最初的原型是皮皮西人，但摄像机因为恐惧炸掉了。
Clockie was originally based on a Pepeshi, but the camera capturing its image exploded in awe.
26.「钟表匠」是不愿意露面的皮皮西人，哈努努是毛比较多的皮皮西人，老奥帝真的是皮皮西人。
The Watchmaker is a Pepeshi who prefers to remain hidden from public view. Hanunue is said to be a furry Pepeshi. And Old Oti is actually a Pepeshi.
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