《「克拉拉保护协会」成员火热募集中》 Clara Protection Society Is Seeking New Members!
字里行间充斥着异样热情的招募通告。只要加入该协会,你便能加入到保护克拉拉的行列当中。 There is a strange and immense zeal in the recruitment announcement. Join the society, and you will be able to protect Clara.
! !「克拉拉保护协会」成员火热募集中 ! !
"Clara Protection Society" is Seeking New Members!!!
~ 保护、保护,除了保护还是保护 ~
Protect, protect, protect, and more protect
【什么是「克拉拉保护协会」?】
What is the Clara Protection Society?
本协会全称为「为报答克拉拉小姐对流浪者营地全体居民的无私帮助克拉拉小姐的笑容就由我们来保护协会」,简称「克拉拉保护协会」。
The full name of the society is "The society to protect Clara's smile to repay her for her selfless help to all the residents in the vagrant camp," abbreviated to "Clara Protection Society."
【成立本协会的目标是?】
What is the mission of this society?
本协会旨在回报克拉拉小姐在日常生活中照顾全体流浪者的饮食起居、治愈我们疲惫身心等种种如天使一般的行为。
The society aims to repay Clara for her angelic deeds such as helping with the entire vagrant camp's food and lodgings, and healing our exhausted hearts and minds.
因此,我们身为成年人,更应该——少给克拉拉小姐添麻烦;多帮克拉拉小姐做事;让克拉拉小姐快乐成长,成为克拉拉小姐真正的家人;守护克拉拉小姐纯真的笑容;守护克拉拉小姐天籁般的声音;守护克拉拉小姐金子一般的心;虽然克拉拉小姐一向不擅长应对过于激烈的感激之情,总是害羞地低着头,但我们是不会因此停下来的。
Therefore, as adults, we should — not bring trouble to Clara; help Clara whenever we can; let Clara grow up happily; become Clara's true family; protect Clara's innocent smile; protect Clara's angelic voice; and protect Clara's heart of gold. Though Clara is not good at receiving any strong displays of gratitude and always lowered her head in embarrassment, we are not going to stop!
【加入本协会,你能得到什么?】
What can you get out of joining this society?
加入本协会,你能够:
By joining this society, you can:
1.进入流浪者营地,与数百万会员(具体会员数目尚未完全统计,但相信我,保护克拉拉小姐的人,就是有这么多。)共同分享克拉拉小姐足以令冰雪消融的温柔微笑。
1. Enter the vagrant camp and share Clara's gentle smile that can melt snow with the society's millions of members (there is no completed member headcount, but trust me, that's how many people are protecting Clara).
2.在克拉拉小姐向你问好后,悄悄躲在角落以不打扰到她的音量发出「哦呼」的感叹。
2. After Clara had greeted you, hide in a corner and vocalize your praises at a volume that does not disturb her.
3.以社群内公益服务和最优惠的价格向本协会周边部购入克拉拉小姐的微笑肖像画、兔子玩偶、脚印拓片等周边商品。(画手独眼老奥曾是知名艺术创作者,以其一系列传神的通缉令肖像画而著称。)
3. Purchase Clara's portrait, bunny plush, feet imprints, and other merchandise from the society's merchandise division using community volunteering work credits and at the cheapest price (The artist Old Ollie was a famous artist known for painting legendary portraits for wanted posters).
4.最后,也是最光荣的是——加入本协会,你将获得一枚「克拉拉保护者」徽章(以不锈钢特制,象征我们对克拉拉小姐永不锈蚀的「保护」之心。)
4. Lastly, and the most glorious — You will receive a "Clara's Protector" badge upon joining the society (Made with stainless steel to symbolize our timeless and heartfelt desire to protect Clara).
让上层区的人拥有自己的「大守护者」吧!下层区已经有了新的太阳,和忠于她、热爱她的「保护者」们!
Let the Overworld citizens have their "Supreme Guardian"! We at the Underworld have a new sun and "Protectors" who love her and are loyal to her!
*海报底部另附了一段小字*
*Small print at the bottom of the poster*
在享受本协会带来的诸多权益同时,你应避免:
While enjoying the various benefits the society offers, please refrain from:
1.擅自为克拉拉小姐提供便利(这会辜负克拉拉小姐的好意)。
1. Providing any personal conveniences to Clara on your own (this goes against Clara's goodwill).
2.向克拉拉小姐询问流浪者营地生活起居以外的相关问题(不打探他人隐私应该是人的基本素养)。
2. Question Clara on matters aside from daily life in the vagrant camp (it should be basic manners not to pry into other people's privacy).
3.为进一步接近克拉拉小姐,与史瓦罗大佬形成任何亲属关系(包括但不限于:收养、结拜及婚姻关系)。
3. Form any kind of familial relationship with Boss Svarog in order to get closer to Clara (these relationships include, but are not limited to, adoption, sworn siblings, and marriage).
4.该列事项将持续更新,最终解释权归本协会所有。
4. This list will continuously be updated and the society reserves the rights to final interpretation.
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