小朋友（已黑化）的观察日记 Observation Diary of a "Changed" Child

一篇看起来略显幼稚的观察日记。日记的主人似乎受到了严重的精神创伤。 A slightly childish observation diary. Its owner seems to have suffered some severe mental trauma.

*笔记本封面已经被污泥和矿尘覆盖，脏得不成样子，可从内页看来却像是崭新的笔记本，甚至没有写几页。*

(The notebook's cover is covered in soot, ore dust and stained beyond recognition. However, the notebook is barely used.)

2月21日

February 21

我找到其他小朋友，问他们准备观察什么动物。他们选的动物有：洞螈、葬礼虫、结晶蜥蜴等。但是我想要选一种特别的小动物，所以，我决定观察爸爸做的机器人宠物。它叫「小七」，有一个方方的脑袋和四条腿。我们一家人都很喜欢它。

I asked the others what animals they are observing for their homework. Most of them chose things like Olms, Funeral Worms, and Crystal Lizards. I wanted to observe something special, so I decided on Daddy's robot pet called Septie. It has a square head, four legs, and everyone in the family loves it.

今天，爸爸让我给「小七」准备晚饭。所以我把它带到了能源转换设施，让「小七」饱餐了一顿。

Today, Daddy asked me to prepare dinner for Septie, so I brought it to the energy conversion station to feed it.

2月22日

February 22

今天妈妈带我去磐岩镇玩，没有写观察日记。

Mommy brought me to Boulder Town to play, no observation diary.

2月23日

February 23

今天爸爸带着「小七」出去了，没办法写观察日记。

Daddy took Septie out, unable to do observation for diary.

2月24日

February 24

爸爸和我说，他昨天给「小七」做了一些改造。现在它可以说话了，也变得更聪明了，可以帮我们做一些简单的家务。

Daddy told me that he had made some changes to Septie, so now it can speak and is smarter, it can help with some simple housework.

我想测试一下「小七」有多聪明。于是，我对「小七」说：「我今天不舒服，你帮我跟老师请个假吧！」

I wanted to test how smart Septie is, so I told Septie, "I'm not feeling too well today, please ask the teacher for a day off for me!"

「小七」很快明白了我的意思，对我说：「你有病是吧？」

Septie immediately understood, saying to me, "You're sick, aren't you?"

你看，我的「小七」果然很聪明！

So yeah! Septie is very smart!

*老师的批注：「不要再养这个机器人宠物了。」*

(Teacher's Note: Please stop calling this robot a pet.)

2月25日

February 25

今天，妈妈让我带着「小七」出去玩。我给「小七」的脑袋上套上了绳子，带着它出门。

Today, Mommy took me and Septie out to play. I put a rope around Septie's neck and went out with it.

我们在营地里遇到了吉米，他也带着自己的机器人宠物。

We met Jimmy, who brought his own robot pet.

吉米的宠物有两只眼睛，一只是绿油油的，在上面，另一只是红彤彤的，在下面，都是圆溜溜的。在它的脑袋底下有一些爪子，就像是妈妈昨天晚上做的清蒸岩居蟹。

Jimmy's pet has two eyes, the top eye is green and bottom eye is red. They're both round. There are some claws below its head, it looks like the steamed Rock Crab mommy made last night.

我决定和吉米一起玩，结果我们都忘记了自己的宠物。当我们找到它们时，发现它们抱在了一起。我猜，它们一定是在谈恋爱。因为，我们班上的汤米和玛丽就是这样。

Jimmy and I decided to play together, and both of us forgot about our pet. When we found them, they were hugging. I think they must have fallen in love, because Tommy and Mary are like that in class.

*老师在此处画了一个巨大的问号。*

(The teacher drew a large question mark at this entry.)

2月26日

February 26

今天我生病了，睡了一整天，没有写观察日记。

I got sick and slept all day, so I didn't do any observation.

2月27日

February 27

今天我也生病了，睡了一整天，没有写观察日记。

I got sick and slept all day again, so I didn't do any observation.

*老师的批注：「布置了七天的作业，才写了三天的量？另外，机器人不是动物！」*

(Teacher's Note: Out of the seven days of assignment, you've only done three? Also, robots are not pets!)

2月28日

February 28

老师居然给我的观察日记打零分，妈妈也只会说是我不对。

Teacher gave my observation diary a ZERO! Even Mommy said I was wrong.

我生气了，已经黑化了…我现在好委屈，好难过，胸口好痛，根本没有人能理解我的痛苦…我还写什么日记！我要发狂了！我要变成一个裂界怪物，先把汤米和玛丽吃了！然后再把老师给吃了！啊哈哈哈哈！

I'm so angry, I will be evil from now on... I feel so sad, my chest is painful, but no one can understand my pain... Why am I still writing this diary! I'll become a menace! I will turn into a Fragmentum monster and eat both Tommy and Mary first! Then, I will eat teacher! Ahahahaha!

呵呵，我就是黑暗的化身…我要埋葬这本罪恶的观察日记，埋葬我的过去…呵呵呵呵……

Heh, I am darkness incarnate, and I will bury this foul observation diary, bury my past... Heheh...

*笔记内容到此为止了。*

(This is the end of the notebook.)