这星芋啵啵也太难喝了吧 The Startaro Bubble Tea Tastes Horrible

从电子屏上截取下来的论坛记录，讨论了星槎海的茶饮口味问题。 A review on the taste of tea in Starskiff Haven. It was displayed on the screen after being posted to a forum.

「闲聊一下 宣夜前线电台」

Just Chatting — Starwatcher Station

如何看，看一切，至关重要——宣夜前线电台司令

It is vitally important to know how to view things, and how to view everything — Commander of the Starwatcher Station

【午歇一刻】这星芋啵啵也太难喝了吧

An Afternoon Tea Break — The Startaro Bubble Tea Tastes Horrible

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发布于9月21日

Posted on: September 21

不会只有我觉得这星芋啵啵难喝吧？「仙人快乐茶」今年出的新品就没有一个是给人喝的啊！@仙人快乐茶-逍遥茶饮，我真的得喊话一下你们星槎海店配料的那位，这拳头大的芋块你吸得上来啊？茶味淡的和水一样，忘加浓缩液了是吧？

I can't be the only one who thinks this startaro bubble tea tastes terrible. None of the new products launched by Immortal's Delight this year are palatable! @ImmortalsDelight_LeisureTeas I seriously need to call out the staff putting in the ingredients at your Starskiff Haven outlet. Can they suck up the taro pieces the size of someone's fist? The tea also tastes as bland as water. Did they forget to add the tea concentrate?

特别的观星士

Special Stargazer

发布于9月22日

Posted on: September 22

他们家用的是浓缩液！？那我喝它图个啥？图它芸豆蒸得老，图它芋头不洗澡?宣夜二十六家茶饮，就他们家敢这样干了吧？

They use tea concentrate!? Then why am I drinking it? So that I can taste the overboiled common beans and unwashed taro? There are 26 teahouses on Starwatcher Avenue and they're the only one who dares to do this.

夜行的芸豆派博士

Pie doctor of night

发布于9月23日

Posted on: September 23

感觉罗浮现在就只有「不夜侯」可以喝了，他们家好歹还是用古法沏茶的，比这些只会用各种量贩机器的街边小摊不知道好到哪里去了。/ 转发抽「不夜侯」积点券一张

The Sleepless Earl is the only good place left on Luofu. At least they are still brewing tea the old way. That's way better than the streetside shops using mass-produced machines / Forward this message to be in the draw for a Sleepless Earl loyalty card

谢谢，再见，所有的玉兆

So long, and thanks for all the jade abaci.

回复：夜行的芸豆派博士 9月23日

Replied to: Pie doctor of night, September 23

呃呃呃呃，可以预料到的结尾。都什么年代了，还有人吹「不夜侯」是我没想到的。你不看这小老板娘哪里像是懂茶的样子。说到底，这家店不就是不懂茶道的化外民捧起来的嘛，你看我们罗浮本地人几个喝的？

Ermmmm can't say I didn't guess that ending. Never imagined someone would still be tooting the horn for the Sleepless Earl in this day and age. Can't you tell the owner herself knows nothing about tea? That shop was propped up all because of Outworlders who know nothing about tea culture. How many Luofu locals do you see drinking their stuff?

陈婆豆腐拌弓蕉

Granny Chen's Tofu with bownana

回复：夜行的芸豆派博士 9月23日

Replied to: Pie doctor of night, September 23

一看就是「不夜侯」的老害，用尘砂壶装的就比用普通杯子装的更好喝了是吧？不是我说，你们去过「御茗」吗？门口新摆的那个大茶壶，还写着「罗浮古物，请勿触碰」，要我说那里才是尚古，你们要是还去「不夜侯」，才是真丢我们老罗浮人的脸。

I can immediately tell that you're one of those useless people who visit the Sleepless Earl. You think their tea tastes better just because it's in a clay pot and not in a normal cup? Seriously, has anyone been to Royal Tea? They've recently put a big teapot in front of the store, and it even says "Luofu relic. Please do not touch." That's what a real classic is, if you ask me. Anyone who still goes to the Sleepless Earl is losing face for us old Luofu citizens.

夜行的芸豆派博士

Pie doctor of night

回复：谢谢，再见，所有的玉兆 9月23日

Replied to: So long, and thanks for all the jade abaci, September 23

一口一个「老罗浮」、「本地人」，这才是给我们仙舟人丢脸！都什么年代了怎么还有你们这种固步自封的老顽固？「寰宇浩瀚，来者是客」，黉学里的老师难道没教过你吗？@宣夜前线电台-惊惶鹿，求当日管理员审核删帖！

Blabbing about "Old Luofu" and "locals"... this is what loses face for us Xianzhou citizens! Why do we still have old geezer traditionalists like you? "All who arrive from the endless starry seas are our honored guests" — didn't the teachers in the lyceum teach you this? @StarwatcherStation_StartledDeer Can the mod of the day please delete this post!?

任蹉跎

Let the Trials Come

发布于9月29日

Posted on: September 29

呜呼哀哉，仙舟茶道今亡也！旧有滋味调和之中庸，朴实古雅之行俭，奉茶尊长之明伦，品茗抒意之谦和，复观当下罗浮，烟消云散矣！不见云屯，不见鸣泉，痛失撩云，乌府无踪，皆以金属硕物替之，何其丑陋！茶具归隐也罢，茗道也荡然无存。路旁饮香，信步品茗，成何体统！仙舟设互联万维之网络，本意为求天涯若比邻，却只见语焉不详，引喻失义，胡言乱语，各执一词。此诚仙舟危急存亡之秋也！

Woe is me, for the Xianzhou art of tea has perished! In days of yore 'twas a balance of various scents distilled, a frugality of practicality and simplicity combined, a world order of filial respect and table side manners observed, and a modest joy of sipping tea as life's meaning is revealed. Now, cast your gaze upon Luofu, and despair at how all had dissipated! No billows of clouds, no tumbling of creeks, the heavens have forsaken us, and the noble houses are lost. All are now interchanged with works of blunt metal, O the very ugliness of it! Be it so that the tea sets have retired, and that the art of tea is lost to this world. Yet, how unsightly that we now drink tea by the roadside, and sip its aromas as we carelessly walk! Xianzhou had constructed the interconnected web through thousands of dimensions so friends from all corners of the universe could converse, yet now we misconstrue words and spread wide slander and false discourse! 'Tis a time when the very foundations of Xianzhou are in danger!

陈婆豆腐拌弓蕉

Granny Chen's Tofu with bownana

发布于10月2日

Posted on: October 2

真罗浮人来咯！大伙们快撤退！话说这人走错电台板块了吧（笑）

Woah, a real Luofu resident is here! Everyone, scamper! Actually, are they in the wrong section of the station? Lol

燃烧宣夜的肖像

A portrait burning at Starwatcher

回复：任蹉跎 10月7日

Replied to: Let the Trials Come, October 7

先生所言极是，但仙舟如今也没有您讲的这番不堪。在下不才，但也在罗浮的茶饮行业工作有些时日。要我说呀，这些新式的金工茶机反而降低了品茗的门槛，像古法的「丹鼎素针」，要这么多的茶具和准备时间，喝的人不也越来越少了。如今很多化外民也能品略仙舟茶道的精髓与特色，我认为这是好事呀。

What you say is correct, however the Xianzhou is nowhere near as unsightly as you make it out to be. I am but a humble citizen who has worked for some time in Luofu's tea industry, and it is my opinion that the new metallic tea machines have lowered the threshold for people who want to try out tea. Classic methods such as "Vegetations in the Alchemy Cauldron" need so much time and equipment, therefore fewer and fewer people were drinking tea that way. I think it's a good thing that more Outworlders can now experience the essence and uniqueness of Xianzhou's art of tea.

陈婆豆腐拌弓蕉

Granny Chen's Tofu with bownana

发布于10月10日

Posted on: October 10

老实人来咯！大伙们快撤退！

Here's an honest fellow! Everyone, get out of here!