《渔公案周年特别篇》读后感 The Angler Mystery Anniversary Special Edition Review

一篇《渔公案周年特别篇》的读后感。措辞克制，情绪真挚。 A heartfelt reflection on The Angler Mystery anniversary special. Written in a restrained yet sincere manner.

作为渔公案连载期一直追到现在的老粉，看完最新的周年特别篇有些话不吐不快。

As a die-hard fan of the Angler Mystery, I have to say, the latest anniversary special left me feeling pretty disappointed.

我明白现如今这个系列已经规模起来了要大力商业化，但商业化你吃相不能太难看啊！

I get it. The series has become commercialized now, but they've taken it too far!

早些年的渔公案起码还讲究点推理。可现在都是些啥？

Back in the early years, the Angler Mystery still had some detective work and logical reasoning. But what is it now?

大场面！大场面！还是大场面！

It's all about flashy, over-the-top scenes!

我猜书商们想：每年年末必出一部特别篇已经成为了《渔公案》系列的特色，而那些年陪着渔公一起成长的读者口味越来越挑的时候怎么办？更为严重的问题是二百年过去了，全银河能用的犯罪套路都用的差不多了。

I know what those publishers are thinking. The end-of-year specials have become a tradition for the series, and they hate it when us long-time fans that grew up with the Angler get more critical. Plus, it's been two hundred years, and they've pretty much exhausted every crime trope in the cosmos.

没办法，那就给元凶罪犯赋能，寻找差异化赛道，给犯罪规模来个产业升级吧!!

So what do they do? They create these ridiculously badass criminals and give the villains insane powers! Find differentials and increase the extent of crimes on an industrial scale!

出品方为了让作品商业价值得到充分发挥，这我可以理解！但也不能啥不适合的元素都猛往里塞啊！现在渔公案里的反派，不弄些摧毁仙舟的阴谋，炸掉星球的布局就像不过瘾似的。

I get that they want to maximize the commercial value of this series, but they can't just throw in elements that don't fit! Guess what? Every villain in the Angler Mystery is all about destroying the whole Xianzhou or blowing up planets.

要么是神奇的超级法宝力挽狂澜，要么八百里开外一蹴鞠击穿星槎，亦或是冒出一个徒手撕开金人的强者。我觉得仿佛在看超能力大乱斗！我劝渔公你也不要破案了，侦探这行不适合你。就你这身手该去泰科铵去参加镭射球比赛！满身电锯的巨无霸萨克见你都得绕道走！

It always goes like this: A deus-ex-machina device saves the day, or a super powerful football comes from hundreds of miles away and breaks through the villain's starskiff, or some super-duper guy shows up and tears apart an aurumaton with their bare hands. It feels like I'm watching an exaggerated superhero extravaganza! You know what? I think the Angler should just quit being a detective and join the laser-ball tournament in Taikiyan! Not even the brutal Chainsaw Overlord Zakk would stand a chance against him!

还有就是这几年的渔公案越来越套路化，仿佛找了个机器人写的。翻来覆去就如下元素：

And let's not forget how repetitive the recent stories have become. It's like they were written by an AI following a pattern:

渔公推理表演

The Angler presents his deductions.

渔公和青梅竹马女主的感情戏

The Angler has an emotional scene with the heroine, his childhood sweetheart.

渔公和同陷蜕生的女二号惺惺相惜

The Angler sympathizes with the second heroine who has also undergone a hatching rebirth.

渔公身边的业余侦探团刷存在和神提示

The Angler's sidekicks reminds you of their and the plot's existence and give right-to-the-point hints.

地衡司和女主她爸的错误选项排除

Detectives from the Realm-Keeping Commission and the heroine's dad show up and make deductions, but of course, they're always wrong.

渔公在关键时刻一定会展示一项之前从未提过的专业领域技能和冷知识——并且会找个「蜕生前学过」的理由加以合理化

At a crucial moment, the Angler conveniently solves the crisis using some new expertise that has never been mentioned before, and he'll say, "I learned it before my previous hatching rebirth" to make it sound believable.

女主和她的富婆狐人闺蜜

The heroine interacts with her wealthy foxian friend.

地衡司拖后腿和破案后姗姗来迟的执事

The officers from the Realm-Keeping Commission drag others down and only show up after the case is already solved.

工造司负责人总在关键时刻送上的奇妙发明（完全不符合任何格物学规律）和他让人笑不出来的冷笑话

And don't get me started on the miraculous inventions sent just at the right time from the head of the Artisanship Commission that defy all types of physics, along with his terrible jokes that nobody laughs at.

女主的断水流古拳法

Oh, and let's not forget the heroine's ancient martial arts skills.

饮茶会里永远会有十王司派来的卧底

And the fact that the Tea Society always has undercover agents from the Ten-Lords Commission.

跟成年渔公长相相似又亦敌亦友的侠盗

And that chivalrous master thief who looks exactly like the adult version of the Angler

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尤其饮茶会，这组织一开始气势拉满，结果现在渗透的跟筛子似的。什么地衡司十王司神策府都能塞点卧底进去。合着就普洱和龙井俩人干活是吧。

Yeah, the Tea Society is just a joke now. At the beginning of the story, they seemed like the most badass gang ever, and look at them now? EVERY SINGLE MEMBER is a covert agent from the Realm-Keeping Commission, Ten-Lords Commission, Seat of Divine Foresight, or some other organization. So, in reality, there are only two people who actually work for the Tea Society, Pu'er and Longjing, right?

还有之前评论里骂我的那些人，希望一些护主的读者不要说什么我强蹭热度。我从小说连载时候就一直追着看，幻戏是出一部看一部，每年限定篇特别篇也是一定掏钱。

And to those die-hard fans who accused me in my previous comments, I have something to say. I used to be a huge fan of this series, just like you. Every time a new novel or immersia was released, I'd be the first to buy it, and I never missed paying for any of the end-of-year or limited or special series.

但现在，我实在追不动啦！苏芳老师你走点心吧，咱能回归推理探案的初心吗？粉丝钱就这么好挣，情怀牌就这么好打么？

But you know what? I just can't keep up anymore! Come on, Master Su Fang, use your brain! Can't you write at least one decent detective story like you used to? Do you really think you can write nonsense like this and still rip our hard-earned money?