冥想遗忘疗法：健康长生，直到永恒！ Amnesic Meditation Therapy: A Guide to A Long, Healthy Life!

自称是能够避免魔阴身的医疗广告。疗法继承人不惜做出违背祖宗的决定。 An advertisement that claims to be a therapy to avoid becoming mara-stricken. Heirs to this line of therapy decide to violate the work of their ancestors.

您知道吗？80%以上的仙舟人，会在800岁以后遭遇魔阴身的困扰！

Did you know that over 80% of Xianzhou residents over the age of 800 will suffer from being mara-struck?

您知道吗？50%以上的仙舟人，没办法意识清醒地渡过900岁生日！

Did you know that over 50% of Xianzhou residents fail to celebrate their 900th birthday in a conscious state?

您知道吗？90%以上的仙舟人，还不知道冥想遗忘疗法可以拯救100%仙舟人的晚年生活！

Did you know that fewer than 10% of Xianzhou residents are aware that the amnesic meditation therapy can cure senescence 100% of the time?

魔阴身产生的根本原因，在于无意义记忆的过度累积。

The root cause behind mara-struck is the excessive collection of meaningless memories.

仔细想想吧，您真的需要记住儿时玩伴的名字吗？您真的需要记住过去不愉快的工作经历吗？您真的需要记住每一段失败的恋情吗？

Think about it — Do you really need to remember the names of your childhood buddies? Do you really need to remember dismal work experiences? Do you really need to remember every failed relationship?

而这些并不被您需要的记忆，正是魔阴身的罪魁祸首！

All of these unnecessary memories are the main culprits behind being mara-struck!

科学研究表明，人的大脑有60%的功能是自己无法控制的，譬如心跳、呼吸、睡眠、代谢，以及记忆与遗忘！

Scientific research shows that 60% of the human brain's functions are outside of personal control, such as having a heartbeat, breathing, sleeping, metabolism, and memory management!

但事实上，冥想遗忘疗法的传承人康图医士已经向我们证明了，记忆与遗忘是完全可以人为控制的！

However, Dr. Kang Tu, whose family has possessed the secret of the amnesic meditation therapy for generations, has proved to us that the removal of memories can be manually controlled!

康图医士今年已经3176岁了，他却依然思路敏捷，从善如流。

Dr. Kang Tu is 3176 years old, but is still agile of mind and open to new ideas.

他对我们这样说：

The doctor told us:

「我的家族每一代都可以摆脱魔阴身，清醒地活上几千年。这是因为我家祖传的冥想法。」

"Every generation of my family has avoided being mara-struck and lived with a clear head for thousands of years — all due to the meditation practices passed down through my family."

「家中长辈一直告诫我，绝不可将此中秘密传授给世人。如果仙舟人个个享有万年之寿，并不是什么好事。」

"My elders always warned me not to pass on this secret to the world. It would not be good if all of Xianzhou lived forever."

「可是，在目睹了仙舟人遭遇的痛苦之后，我做了一个违背祖宗的决定！」

"However, after witnessing so much pain here, I've decided to go against my ancestors' wishes!"

「现在，只要购买我开发的冥想遗忘治疗仪，就可以轻松忘记所有无用的回忆，还您一个宁静祥和的大脑！」

"Now, all you need to do is buy my amnesic meditation therapy device, and you'll easily forget all the useless memories of yours — and gain a brain full of peace and quiet!"

患者采访

Patient Interviews

文锦（2434岁）：「自从用了冥想遗忘治疗仪，我忘记了自己学生时代所有尴尬的回忆！不但忘记自己曾经被满脸麻子的恶霸同学胖揍，还忘记了自己喜欢的女孩被低年级学弟告白成功！我全忘记了！心情愉快可也是防止魔阴身的必要条件呀！」

Wenjin (2434 years old): "Ever since I started using the amnesic meditation therapy device, I've forgotten all of my awkward school memories! I forgot getting beaten up by that poxy bully, and forgot how the girl I liked back at school ended up dating my junior... I've forgotten them all! A happy demeanor is how to ward off the ravages of mara!"

思松（1453岁）：「随着年龄变大，我也开始觉得事事力不从心了…但自从用了冥想遗忘治疗仪，我忘记了那些黄金时代的往事，却觉得自己最为辉煌的时代又回来了！冥想遗忘治疗仪，使我重回人生巅峰！」

Sisong (1453 years old): "I started feeling powerless in my daily life as I got older... But since I started using amnesic meditation therapy device, I've forgotten those halcyon days of my youth — so I feel I'm living out my golden years now! The amnesic meditation therapy device has brought me back to peak condition!"

花怡（1800岁）：「很多人都说，冥想遗忘治疗仪一定是假的，我的年龄也一定是假的。对于这种质疑，我只想说，请你买一台冥想遗忘治疗仪，亲自试试看！到时候，你的大脑会更清醒，也会更明白自己的质疑有多么愚蠢！」

Huayi (1800 years old): "Lots of people say the amnesic meditation therapy device has got to be fake, and that I fudge my age. All I have say to the doubters and the haters is — buy a device and try it yourself! Your mind will be clearer, and you'll realize how foolish your doubts were!"

好消息！好消息！冥想遗忘疗法正在与十王司洽谈合作，成为首批「仙舟魔阴身拯救工程」指定产品！届时，仙舟人将有机会彻底摆脱魔阴困扰，享受健康的永生！

Good news! Good news! The amnesic meditation therapy device is in negotiations with the Ten-Lords Commission to become the first official product of the Xianzhou Mara-Struck Rescue Project! When that happens, you'll all have the chance to shake free from the shackles of mara and enjoy a healthy, eternal life!

现在，为回馈广大消费者，康图医士推出限时抢鲜套餐，让您有机会在冥想遗忘治疗仪进入千家万户之前，就体验到它超凡的效果！

Now, to give something back to our customers, Dr. Kang Tu has launched a time-limited pre-order pack. You can have the opportunity to experience the extraordinary effects of amnesic meditation therapy device before it makes it into thousands of Xianzhou households!

正所谓早买早享受、晚买悔一生，立刻拿起手中的玉兆开始订购吧！前一百名拨入热线的幸运顾客，还将获得宝饵堂米面粮油养生大礼包！

As the saying goes, first in, first served. Don't miss out! Pick up your jade abacus and place that order, now! The first hundred lucky customers will also score a nutritious bundle of grains, flour, rice, and cooking oils from NutriTreasures!

机不可失，时不再来！

Don't miss out! It's now or never!

请认准：冥想遗忘治疗仪！健康长生，直到永恒！

Please look out for: amnesic meditation therapy devices. Stay healthy forever!