阿合马铁窗集团招聘启事 Arma Correctional Group Recruitment Notice

进幽囚狱，找好工作！ Enter the Shackling Prison and find a job!

沦为阶下囚，难道生活就此结束？

Will you end your lives here in prison, fettered like dogs?

不！

No!

堕入铁窗之中，生活仍然无限广阔！

Even fallen into the depths of jail, your lives are still full of infinite possibilities!

加入阿合马铁窗集团，与我一起为万千囚犯服务！

Join the Arma Correctional Group and join me to help the myriad convicts!

成为我们的一员，我们许诺你——

Become one of us, and we promise you:

提前享用集团最新研发的制品！坐牢也能如此有趣？

You will be the first to enjoy the Group's latest breakthroughs in research! Can imprisonment really be this entertaining, you say?

成为狱友们心中最为崇拜的人物！谁能搞得到一切好东西？

Become a hero amongst your cellmates! Who will be able to get the best stuff?

拥有与阿合马一起立功赎罪的机会！自由竟然近在眼前？

Own the chance to atone for your crimes with Arma! Freedom is within your reach!

这个岗位需要——

This position requires:

擅长商品基础调研及用户画像侧写。

Proficiency in basic product research and user profile development.

有能力挖掘、评估、筛选各行业品类联名合作机会。

The ability to investigate, evaluate, and sift through partnership opportunities with various industry brands.

愿意积极与材料供应商沟通，为产品技术优化赋能。

A willingness to actively communicate with material suppliers to optimize our product and technology.

可以推进并参与联名系列产品设计与营销方案落地。

The ability to push for progress and bring partnership product designs and marketing proposals to reality.

我们希望你——

We hope that you:

植入联觉信标及以上学历，或因「妖言惑众」、「巧言欺诈」入狱。

Have implanted Synesthesia Beacon or higher education, or were convicted of deception and fraud.

（曾被判处「迷乱心智」者，狠狠加分！）

(Bonus points to those who were convicted of beguilement!)

3年以上工作经验，至少主导3起以上犯罪活动。

Have three or more years of work experience, and were the mastermind of at least three or more criminal activities.

（不可以是暴力犯罪哦～我们是和平的集团！）

(No violent crimes please! We're a peaceful organization!)

刑期与剩余预期寿命都在200年以上。

Both your sentence and life expectancy have to be at least two hundred or more years.

（希望你能和我们一起奋斗！）

(We hope you'll work long-term with us!)

死刑犯免谈。

Death row convicts need not apply.

（这一点很重要哦！）

(This is very important!)

阿合马铁窗集团，期待你的加入！

The Arma Correctional Group eagerly awaits your participation!