赛飞儿留下的怪盗信 Letter from the Phantom Thief Cipher

「猫咪怪盗」留下的信件。 Message from the mysterious "Kitty Phantom Thief."

尊敬的「蜗居公主」：

Dear Princess Homebody:

路过人来人往的花园，发现这里放着「蜗居公主」亲手准备的精致礼品，极为出色，我十分喜欢。

Walking through the busy garden, I discovered the remarkable gifts crafted by Princess Homebody. They are truly splendid, and I am most impressed.

我还喜欢你那些为其他黄金裔们准备的小小礼品。在你住所右面客厅里，漂亮的羊毛毡娃娃，米色与浅紫交替的挂毯，哀地里亚传统的独脚小圆桌，在左面客厅里，准备赠予他人的首饰与小巧精致的艺术品，我都注意到了。

I'm also taken with your charming presents prepared for fellow Chrysos Heirs. In your right parlor, I observed the beautiful felt dolls, the beige-and-lavender striped tapestry, the classic Aidonian tripod table, and in the left parlor, the jewelry and exquisite art pieces meant as gifts.

这次，我仅收下了这一枚小小礼品。我相信它容易被缺乏品味的小毛贼盯上，只好勉为其难地暂时替你保管一下。当然，我已提供了合适的价码，并将一枚硬币留在此处。倘若你对此价格不甚满意，欢迎你来与我协商赎回。只不过那样一来，我理所应当不会满足于一枚硬币的价格。

This time, I've claimed only this modest gift. I fear it would attract tasteless little thieves, so I shall safeguard it for now. Naturally, I've left appropriate payment — a single coin. If the price displeases you, feel free to negotiate its return. Though should that happen, I won't be satisfied with merely one coin.

要想找我的话，不妨向到*云石市集*来，那里有我留下的一截黄金短矛，你们明白怎么做，它会带你们找我的！以防你有任何疑问——我不接受任何疑问。

Should you wish to find me, visit the Marmoreal Market. There lies a Golden Short Spear I've left — you know what to do. It shall guide you to me! And before you ask — I won't accept any questions.

请原谅这小小的打扰，并请接受我崇高的敬意。

Please forgive this small intrusion and accept my highest regards.

又及：谁会在家里摆放一堆生物标本啊？看着还怪瘆人的，建议你在待客时，将它们收起来。

P.S.: Who displays biological specimens at home? They're quite unsettling. You might want to store them away when entertaining guests.

又又及：尽管你为了购下客厅里那幅《哀地里亚的埋骨堂》，花了不少钱，但它只是一件赝品。原作早就被神悟树庭坏心眼的学者们偷偷替换了。详情请查阅尚未出版的《赛法利娅回忆录》。

P.P.S.: Despite your considerable investment in the Aidonian Ossuary hanging in your parlor, I regret to inform you it's a fake. The original was craftily switched by those cunning scholars of the Grove of Epiphany. The full story can be found in the yet-unpublished Memoirs of Cifera.

猫咪怪盗，敬上

Sincerely, Kitty Phantom Thief